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Charlie Sheen and Wife Brooke Welcome Twin Boys

 

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller Sheen welcomed twin boys on Saturday night, Access Hollywood has learned. A family friend confirmed the news to Access Hollywood, who was the first to report the Sheens’ baby joy. The boys’ names are Max and Bob.

The children are the first for the couple, who married in May 2008, and the first boys for Charlie. The “Two And A Half Men” star has three daughters from previous relationships, Sam and Lola, with ex-wife Denise Richards, and Cassandra.

 

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrities have it all – millions of dollars, fame, the ability to travel anywhere in the world, good looks, millions of fans, access to the most prestigious places. But this doesn’t mean that they aren’t human. They fall in love, get married and have kids like everyone else. But for some reason, they seem to think that it’s okay to name their children bizarre names. Celebrity baby names are continually getting weirder every year and when those celebrity kids grow older; their famous parents have some explaining to do.

In Hollywood, celebrity baby names are just as important as the actual celebrity. Every time celebrity kids are born, the most important and most covered news is their name. People are obsessed with celebrity baby names, mostly because they are extremely strange. There are some celebrity kids who are going to be very upset when they get old enough to realize that their name is unlike any other. Celebrity baby names are very bizarre. Nicholas Cage has named his child Kal-El after Superman while Jason Lee has named his child Pilot Inspektor. Even celebrity kids are confused when they hear that name. But crazy celebrity baby names aren’t a new trend. Older Hollywood stars like Bob Geldof and Paula Yates named their daughter Fifi Trixibelle. Steven Spielberg wanted his celebrity kids to have weird names, too apparently because he named one of his children Destry. But some newer, odd celebrity baby names come from couples like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, naming their daughter Apple, while Courteney Cox and David Arquette named their daughter Coco.

Apparently celebrity kids are being named after foods now! But there are also celebrity kids that are unlike other celebrity baby names. Sylvester Stallone’s child’s name is Sage Moonblood. I guess his movies  had a big role in the naming of his children. Angelina Jolie named her first adopted son Maddox while Bono named child Memphis Eve. These celebrity kids are going to be so confused when they get older! There is no explanation on why celebrity baby names are so unique. Perhaps it is because celebrities think that they somehow are extraordinary, which some of them are, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you can name your child Apple or Moses. But there are much stranger things to call celebrity kids, like Audio Science, that is the name of actress Shannyn Sossomans child. It doesn’t even compare with Frank Zappa’s kids Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Ahmet and Dweezil. There are no words to describe the ridiculousness of that family. But there are in fact cornier celebrity baby names including Rob Morrow’s child Tu Morrow and Jermaine Jacksons child Jermajesty. Those celebrity kids are honestly going to need therapy with those names. Whether it’s Blanket or Blue Angel, these celebrity kids are sure going to live up to a legacy.

Who knows why celebrity baby names are so strange. Whether it’s a need for attention or the fact that celebrities can name their celebrity kids anything they please, because they are, well, celebrities. We may never understand celebrity baby names and hopefully never imitate them, either.