A Hot Mess!

Now this is just NASTY. I don’t even know where to begin. Tyra Banks done went numero dos on herself.

Former New York “It” boy and Paper magazine blogger Fabian Basabe writes on his blog today that the supermodel turned TV personality, um, soiled herself at Fashion Week. Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents, and suddenly a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out. The reason? Tyra needed to change her clothes. Because of the incident. Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which makes him wonder if it’s happened before. (Source)

Knowing her stupid ass, this is probably going to be turned into a segment for her show. “What it’s like to have to wear adult diapers”. SMH.

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Mary J. Blige went on “The Tyra Banks Show” and talked about a bunch of random stuff, like her fear of snakes, her wish for longer hair (zzzz), and having sex on planes (LMAO!). My favorite moment was when she told Tyra she goes to the bathroom standing up (yes, standing up) while she’s in public bathrooms. WTF?! She really let loose here and was open and pretty funny. This was fun to watch, even though she looked like she was rolling her eyes at the very beginning.

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To be honest, I couldn’t be bothered with this past season of America’s Next Top Model. Each cycle seems to become more and more about Lacefront LaTigra and frankly, that’s an hour of my time that’s better spent Googling pictures of Claudette Ortiz. They should just rename the show “Tyra Banks Show: Modeling Edition” since she can’t seem to get enough of us looking at old modeling pictures of her, new modeling pictures of her, herself modeling, etc.

Saleisha is cute and all; I mean, I watched the first episode of the cycle and I was like “It’s a wrap. There’s the winner” but I don’t think winning this show means anything anymore, if it ever did.

These pictures are nice and she seems like a sweet and driven girl but can someone riddle me why she looks like Ciara in a Tootie wig? Like seriously, Sal, you won the show, I think you can take that piece of coral off your head now.

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Tyra Banks says she doesn’t want to get down with potential sex partners because she doesn’t want to take off her yaki.

A source said: “Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions.

“Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!” (Source)

Are we supposed to think those monstrosities of hers are real hair? I’ve seen lions with tamer manes.

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Tyra Banks is a dedicating a full hour of her “Tyra Banks Show” to bigging up the vagina. Oh, Lord.

In what is likely a first for television, Tyra Banks on Monday will devote her entire hour-long talk show to discussing … the vagina.

“I have wanted to do this show for two years,” says Banks, 33. “I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.”

She added, “We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

Banks gives her audience an anatomy quiz, welcomes two gynecologist to the show, and shows a segment in which she takes a 28-year-old Plano, Texas, woman to her very first gynecological appointment – all in an effort to educate women about what can be an uncomfortable topic.

She explains: “My mother told me to look at myself because, ‘It’s just another part of your body that needs to be healthy just like your eyes, your nose, your ears, your mouth and everything else.’ ” (Source)

I’m mad at them saying this is a first in TV history. They’ve obviously never seen Atlanta Public Access TV. I hope Alexyss Taylor gets her for stealing her shit and trying to make it all commercial. We want the real deal, not Tyra.

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Tyra Banks walking around looking a hot mess in what I hope is her Halloween costume, but I assume is actually not. I see she raided Big Mama’s scarf closet with Jay-Z, and those tights are one stop away from Camel Toe Land. I don’t know, there’s a lot of other things wrong with this get-up but I’ll leave it to y’all. I’m all sweated up from running to catch my bus so take this one for the team.

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Here is a clip of Chanel Iman on Tyra Banks. Tyra tries to talk about how they are both level headed black models who don’t do drugs and stay outside of the Hollywood scene. I died laughing at how Tyra starts to tear up and give her this necklace while Chanel is like “I’m ready to go home.”

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Ummm, that’s an interesting pose. All I’m sayin’ is… is it Sheeva from Mortal Kombat?

They could be twins, Y/Y?

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IPS: “Ms. Banks I have two calls on the line for you.”
TB: “Who is it chile, is it Miss Jay? Tell him NO he doesn’t look fat, and NO, I’m not replacing him with RuPaul.”
IPS: “OK, I will pass that on but that’s not who it is.”
TB: “Well who is it honeychile?”
IPS: “On line 1 is Tina Knowles. SHE WANTS HER OUTFIT BACK YOU BORROWED.”
TB: “Oh snap!”
IPS: “On line 2 is Beyonce’. She said she has exclusive usage of that ponytail style until 2010.”

No really? REALLY? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this Victoria’s Secret, 2030? It looks like the set from Michael & Janet Jackson’s video for “Scream”! I feel like she’s the Black Xena, Warrior Princess. ROFL…

Great day in the morning I have no words. I’mma let ya’ll do the talking. I’m done for the day. My cup runneth over!

Spotted at ONTD

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From Ashy to Classy!

Eurweb reports Oprah STILL rules the roost when it comes to TV salaries. Like, I mean, no one even comes CLOSE. Po’ Tyra, while on her way up, she got a loooooooooooooong way to go, but I admire her hustle. She gonna have to have Beyonce’ re-enact her “fall” LIVE, get Eddie to come out the closet, pull off Beyonce’s lacefront, peel off Brandy’s human skin to reveal the alien “Men In Black” style, and have Ursher slob down that ghastly creature he calls a fiancee’ in order to even THINK about getting that Ofrah money.

My screen just exploded from all that chingy ya heard!

It should come as no surprise that Oprah Winfrey is the top earning television star in the U.S., with a $260 million yearly salary as host and supervising producer of “The Oprah Winfrey Show.”

According to a list in TV Guide magazine’s current issue,“American Idol’s” Simon Cowell ranks second with $45 million, followed by Judge Judy (Sheindlin) at $30 million, “CBS Evening News” anchor Katie Couric at $15 million and “Scrubs” star Zach Braff at No. 5 with $6.3 million.

Following Oprah, Tyra Banks is the 7th highest paid daytime star on television, with an annual salary of $3.5 million.

Man, them old white ladies — when they love you, THEY LOVE YOU.

Oprah probably sweats Susan B. Anthony’s. No lie!

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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was interviewed on Tyra Banks‘ show, and, in an episode scheduled to air Monday, he told Tyra “the problem with black girls” is that they refuse to flash some titty for free.

“Here’s the problem with black girls. They want to get paid. … [Other girls], I just ask and they do it.” (Stereohyped)

Tyra has been known to feel up women of all races, so I’m sure Joe hasn’t lost a customer in her.

It’s difficult to know whether to feel good or bad about this. I guess Lil’ Kim and Foxy Brown taught all those video hos “nubian queens” that Joe approached something.

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Tyra Banks on the cover of Shape magazine. Yup, she’s talking about her weight, AGAIN.

Though I’m sick of Tyra I have to say I’m glad to see a magazine of which Beyoncé is NOT on the cover.

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