Throwback of the Day: ODB - “Brooklyn Zoo”

11 04 2008


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Jay-Z, Usher, Jeezy and JD - chillin at Studio 72 in ATL

9 04 2008



credits to Gyant from SOHHSeems like it was poppin off up in there.  The only thing is Jay-Z either looks bored or high off life, and Fun-sized Dupri looks like Osama bin Ahotmess.  But, you know what? Think of their girls.  Beyonce, Janet, Keisha Cole, and…(*sigh*)…you know.  Clearly, she is the odd one out.  Usher must have lost a bet or something.  It’s not for me to judge tho.  If he’s truly happy, then that’s whassup.  Imagine all of them on a show together called, “The Real Housewives of Hiphop” …(*hmmm….J, I think I have an idea*)

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Throwback of the Day: “Crazy” - The Boys

9 04 2008


This was my jam back in the day. And the parodies…priceless. I was in the 3rd grade when this joint was out (*dang…I gave away my age…lol*). But as life progresses, people grow the hell up. Some become regular citizens, and some become the Suns of Light (*shrugs shoulders*)…at any rate…I ain’t knockin them. Here are the Suns of Light (formely The Boys): Read the rest of this entry »

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Not Safe For Work, Life, The Afterlife…

8 04 2008

Kim, I am holding you personally responsible for ruining my appetite after seeing this. What in God’s name. These kids are in high school? Homedude needs to pick up a basketball after class. And she can go get her freak on at Hot Dog On A Stick, because this? This is uncalled for and I mean it. Normally you have to PAY to see this kind of freaknastiness (though someone should pay me for this). YouTube is gonna pull this down at any second, so if you’re sick and twisted, watch it while you can.

Here are some questions from Kim that I want answered, as well:

Who was working the camera? Why did dude need to take a drink in between? Why did the camera man double as the prop guy? [I especially died at that Ikea polka dot bedspread -J] What the HELL?!?

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Kelly Rowland - Comeback [full video]

8 04 2008

I’m on my fifty-’leventh post for today, so I’m bout to call it a day on this one. Between seeing this baby on Sandra Rose… Read the rest of this entry »

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Saaphyri Can’t Be Knocked For Trying

8 04 2008

Saaphyri is still tryin’ it with this lip chap madness and this time she’s done her own version of Lil Mama’s “Lip Gloss”. I was gonna make a joke about her owing royalties but Lil Mama will be lucky if she can BUY some lip chap after the label bills her for all the expenses on this album that ain’t even out yet.

I’ll be honest, I’m about three Patron shots deep and I don’t have much to say about this. Maybe Saaph can go into comedy because I think she would thrive there.

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Throwback of The Day: Shaq feat. Biggie - Can’t Stop The Reign

7 04 2008

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Video: Dat New Urrrsher! - Love In The Club

7 04 2008

Shoutout to Sam over at ThatGrapeJuice for the joint. Apparently it leaked today, so that means this video may temporarily be up. At any rate, enjoy:


Usher - ‘Love In The Club’ Video
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Beyasha’s Got Hos In Different (Country) Codes!

4 04 2008

This is a fan video made featuring all fiftyleven billion fans of Beyoncé from all over the world, but particuarly Spain and Brazil. There’s even someone from Iraq in here! This is hilarious because it starts off with photos/footage of Beyoncé while playing “Brown Eyes” in the background. This is taking obsession to a new level! Listening to the lyrics and seeing her face during it just made me fall out because I believe whoever made this is maniacally in love with her.

This is an army of Beyoncé stans. They could wage war on anybody.

I don’t expect you to sit here and watch all these pictures scroll by (unless you’re into that kind of thing — a lot of metrosexual looking dudes and some Polish girls Glamour Shot’d up), but please, if nothing else, scroll to around eight minutes or so. This is where the video really gets out of hand. I collapsed at the look on the little Dakota Fanning’s face at 8:15.

Thanks “I hate Beyoncé stans”

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Crank Dat Dance = Yesterday’s News. It’s all about Da WAM!

4 04 2008


I wonder if throwing something at Weezy is part of the dance too?

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Laugh of the Day: T-Pain & Akon Get Lunch

3 04 2008

This is just a mess. I died off when Akon said “Did you read them at all?” in that tone with a furrowed brow. It really got messy when Snoop came in the picture.

This really would have been off the chains if they had pulled out Zapp Band and had them calling these fools out for jacking their steelo. I’m just sayin’. Sequel maybe? Put me down for producer on that.

Thanks Bref_Stank & MissOMyGoodnezz

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Not Safe For Life

2 04 2008

Mr. Pregnant is what goes bump in the night. And in the day, too, I’d assume.

This is what would happen if you put a Teletubby, Sway Calloway, this dude and a 7 year-old Asian girl in a blender. The results? Something that will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.

Damn you, Kayra

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For The Pervs: Chris Brown - “Take You Down”

2 04 2008

I’m posting this for all you perverted young girls and dirty old women (and men — *gives side eye to SynKami).

This is the music video to Chris Brown’s new single “Take You Down”. It’s culled from a live performance, he thrusts around a lot and he takes off his shirt at one point. This is all very Usher circa ‘97 to me.

This shit made me MAD uncomfortable. As soon as he started thrusting I fast forwarded pretty much the rest of it. Look, he’s a dude, I’m a dude, but more than that is the fact that he is eternally 16 to me. I know he’s legal now and everything but Jesus. I don’t even want to know what kind of freaky things he’s doing with barely legal (and not legal) groupies after the shows. I’m sure he keeps Valtrex by the pound.

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Video: Kanye West (feat. Chris Martin) - “Homecoming”

1 04 2008

This one goes out to all our readers from The Chi, we have a lot of regulars from there. This video made me miss Chicago SO badly. I haven’t been in years and I need to come back. Who’s gonna let me crash at their spot?

This video is simple but in a very effectively elegant way. I liked the parts with Chris Martin juxtaposed against the fireworks best.

Regardless of how you feel about Kanyeisha, he really came with it this go ’round. I’m anticipating but trying to not go too amped up about the next project because I don’t know if it can top Graduation for me.

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Three Gifts In Large, Small & Skinny Packages

31 03 2008

My dude Justin Time™ has been holding it down while I took a quick breather. Let’s just say my spring break was pretty quiet until the past weekend. If anyone in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area has seen my keys, my glasses or my Albuterol, I’d kindly ask that you help me out. In any event, the last week and a half has assured me we made the right choice in bringing JT on board, and I see y’all agree. It always takes a few days and a couple of folk with sticks up their asses but we work through thangs, nah’mean? We got real talent. Ain’t nobody eliminating us. WE GANG BANG.*

That long digression brings me to something completely unrelated but nonetheless, a special treat for all of our readers. You actually have Aja to thank for this. It’s a great way to kick off a brand new week, if you ask me. No, I don’t know what’s going on, and I certainly didn’t make it through all 6 and a half minutes, but maybe y’all can clue me in on what I missed. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “dancing in circles”.

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*We don’t really gang bang.

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