Bobby Brown: The Poster boy of “Negro Please” (more shenanigans from his book)

7 04 2008


The following bafoonery that you’re about to read is from his new autobiography.
I promised that I would post more as I receive more. Well…here it is:

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Quotes of the Day (and possibly month and year)

3 04 2008

Aight…so Bobby writes an autobiography and says this:

I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” Brown writes in “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” out next month. “At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”

As far as his 15-year marriage to Houston is concerned, it “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow,” Brown writes. “I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.

I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes . . . I let the testosterone take over.” One of his most public indiscretions was an affair with former exotic dancer Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. “Yes, I’ve slept with her,” he confesses. “Yes, I’ve spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for.” [SOURCE]

Now…Miss Houston sent someone to say this:

“Miss Houston is sad that Bobby feels he need to say such things but she choses to take the high road and will not speak badly about the father of her child even if it’s to set the record straight.” [SOURCE]

(*currently Justin Time™ is unavailable to comment*)…(*flatline*) Bobby Brown is a hot halitosis mess. Both of them need to go on Moment of Truth, cus the Devil is like…”Dag! I’m slippin on my lying game” You mean to tell me that Bobby Brown wasn’t twitchin like he had terrets before he married Whitney? Is he implying that Whitney introduced him to this life? (*I can’t even find my Negro Please pic fast enough for this one*) Dude said, “Women are always throwing themselves at you”. (*another Negro Please pic*) Satan gave his life to Jesus on that one. “I let the testosterone take over” (*I’m done*) (*I can’t even finish this post*) Atleast Whitney took the mature road out. I hope it wasn’t because some of it was true…(*Lawd…)

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Oooh, I’m Calling Auntie Dionne!

30 11 2007

“And i dont need a scale for the work / I can eyeball purp, i am not you jerk” - Gorilla Zoe, “Hood Figga”

Hmm, me thinks Ms. Bobbay Kristina (pun intended) has been hitting that sticky icky. Cause kids think/thought it was cool to take a picture WITH a cigarette in their mouth; where I’m from, blowing smoke means you get “high, high, high, highhhhhhhhh.” And it ain’t off a memory, that is NOT Freda Payne!

This picture hit the net amongst much flurry and disdain. It appears the child of Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston is smoking…something…with a friend. This child is 14. They are laying on a hardwood floor.

I think we need to call Auntie Dionne Warwick and see if she SAW this coming back in the day. Or actually, Stevie Wonder saw this last week and hit me up via Braille IM. Children from dysfunctional homes…

Or, it was just peer pressure? Right.

I love me some Whit-Whit. She needs to go get me a switch so I whoop that Spirit of Bobbay outta this child! In the name of Sweet Minty Jesus!

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Bobby Brown hospitalized

10 10 2007


TMZ is reporting that Bobby Brown has been hospitalized due to a heart attack scare. Do you all even care? Does Bobby even have stans?

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Say It Ain’t So! Whitney & Bobby?

9 08 2007
Bobby & Whitney
Bobby & Whitney Had Crabs

Unless they are shooting another season of their crackified antics for “Being Bobby Brown”, I just can’t believe that Whitney is back with this fool of a man. I Just think they were celebrating her birthday. I mean, they were married for a long time. So I am not going to assume they have reconciled.

And if they have, well, that album comeback is GOING UP IN SMOKE (pun intended) because Clive Davis doesn’t play that! I mean, I just reported that she finished 3 tracks. God forbid she done went out and smoked up some money she ain’t even GOT yet.

I don’t think she’s high though in this pic. I think it’s just “niggaitis” ROFL. If you black, you know EXACTLY what I mean. After a big ole meal of fried fish, you know you’d be sleepy and look high too.

Source

TMZ be on it man!

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Let’s Form A Prayer Circle Around Janet’s Fridge // News on Whitney

13 07 2007
Janet Chubs Again?
Source: Just Jared

Cause you know, if she workin on a new album, that icebox is gonna be so cold like Omarion. It’s time to yo-yo!

I digress!

Janet’s hooked up with a new label (Island Def Jam or Island Urban), which was relaunched and is helmed by Jermaine “Shorty McShort Short” Dupri. JD was the kiss of death on her last album, “20 Y.O.” Gosh, I forgot how lame and retarded that title was…she was on that good EMI english crack money though. Anyway, God has shined down his shekinah glory and L.A. Reid will be executive producing this album while J.D. does Mariah’s new joint.

If they pull this off — and I have faith in L.A. Reid despite his “Lil’ Mama Lip Gloss” antics — they will have two of the hottest Pop/R&B albums next year. I do declare it!

Janet needs another classic a la Toni Braxton, and Mariah…well…she just needs another hot joint. Hopefully it’s more sangin than cooing, but I won’t act like I didn’t JUST listen to “Fly Like A Bird” LOL. Her new album is slated to drop Nov. 20th.

Source: Billboard

Where does that leave Whitney Houston?

Well, Whitney has two songs finished. Ummm…I love Whitney as much as everyone else…but…WAMP WAMP. She is totally gonna get “Tiearra Mari’ed” when her joint actually does come out, but I don’t think they’d be foolish enough to drop it even close to these other two.

Source: Fox 411

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New beef on wax: Kim vs. Nippy

13 06 2007

This is the saddest thing I’ve heard all week.

Some bored fool hacked Ray J’s voicemail (Why Ray J of all people?) and got a hold of a nasty message his ex and sex tape co-star Kim Kardashian left, singling out the singer’s new flame, Whitney Houston. Then, the “diss” was put over a musical back drop. Jesus take their Fruity Loops away.

Ray J explains, “There’s this 1-800 number, where you can check people’s messages through this spy company. I guess somebody did that. Then they put a soundtrack to the s*#t… and now it’s going to be Kim dissing Whitney, Kim talking s**t to me about the bitches I’ve f#*ked.” (Starpulse)

In other news, Journee Smollet farted into a microphone and it’s being sent to radio stations next week.

As for Whitney, this was her reaction upon hearing the news:

Shake them haters off, Nip!

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Ne-Yo says Whitney Houston’s album is a snore

10 04 2007

Whitney Houston’s comeback album has been branded boring by the man drafted in to revitalise it.

Rapper Ne-Yo was asked to give his verdict on eight new Houston tracks by her music svengali Clive Davis – but was unimpressed by what he heard.

The star – who has worked with Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson and is also helping Britney Spears with her new record – says Whitney’s songs were all focused on the fact she has finally beaten her drug problems and split from hubby Bobby Brown.

He explains to The Sun, “They all had the one same theme, which was ‘My name is Whitney Houston and this is my triumphant comeback’.

“We all understand she has gone through a lot.

“I’m sure we all get that but I think she needs songs about regular everyday life. So that’s what I’m planning to add to the album - songs about everyday emotions.”

Source

First of all, i’m mad at them calling Ne-Yo a rapper!

But damn that’s wild that he has the nerve to say that. Clive Davis probably shit himself when he heard about this.

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SMH.

12 02 2007
whitneybobby.jpg

Well, like they said at Bossip, it was only a matter of time. WHY did I think Whitney was finally making the change for good? Nippy and her ex-man, Bobby, plus their daughter Bobbi Christina were caught leaving Dan Tana’s in Beverly Hills together last night.

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