I SALUTE THIS CHILD!

24 03 2008

I’ve always believed that the children are our future, and this following story confirms it.

A 12-year-old boy was arrested for allegedly throwing a rock through the windshield of Soulja Boy Tell Em’s tour bus during a stop in Bloomington, Illinois on Thursday (March 20).

According to police, Soulja Boy’s tour bus was parked outside of the Hampton Inn West around 7:40 PM when the boy threw the rock through the windshield.

Soulja Boy was in town performing at the U.S. Cellular Coliesum when police arrested the boy, who told officers he committed the crime because “I hate Soulja Boy.” (Source)

The only reason they arrested him is because he missed Soulja’s head.

While they’re processing him through the system, I’m calling the Nobel Committee. DEATH TO BAD MUSIC! It starts here people! The revolution will not be televised. We are coming to your shows and we WILL throw things at your windshields. FREE THE SOULJA BOY 12 (YEAR-OLD)!

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Arnold Found Himself Some Fresh Ginger Meat

12 02 2008

Gary Coleman married a 22 year-old woman in secret last August and is now telling the world about it. This article is just a mess and it’s so obvious they are gunning for a VH1 and/or E! reality show. I don’t think even they would stoop this low but I could see Lifetime or WE Network going for it.

Former child star Gary Coleman – who’s now 40 – married Shannon Price, whom he’d met on a movie set, last Aug. 28, her 22nd birthday, Coleman reveals to Inside Edition.

The onetime Diff’rent Strokes star also admits that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.

“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone,” he says. “I wasn’t saving myself, she just happened to be the one.”

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

Not that the newlyweds don’t have their differences. “We may go a week and not speak to each other,” he says, while she claims, “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.”

She adds, “I don’t like the violence.”

Then there is the fact that he stands 4′8″, while she is more than 5′7″. But, says the bride: “He was 10 feet tall to me, because he was sweet and I really liked his personality.”

As for the 18 years between them, “I don’t have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence,” says Coleman. “She’s more intelligent than I am, and that’s what matters to me.”

Price handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

“I didn’t grow up with Diff’rent Strokes,” she says. “I actually didn’t like watching TV when I was younger.” (Source)

A mess at him admitting he’s never been with anyone else. I mean, some of you might clown, but I’m actually kind of surprised by this. I can picture some nasty groupies trying to get at Todd Bridges and settling for Gary. You mean to tell me he’s never found one of those freakniks who has a midget fetish?

He THROWS THINGS AT HER? That mental image is almost too funny for me to imagine. If Gary Coleman tried to get brolic with me, I’d put my hand on his forehead. I ain’t going out like that.

LMAO @ her saying she didn’t grow up on “Diff’rent Strokes”. Wasn’t that show already off the air by the time she was born?

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New Music & Photos: “Shawty Get Loose” // On Set of Lil’ Mama’s “Shawty Get Loose”

16 01 2008


Carrie-Ann Moss + Strange’ had a baby ya’ll.

Lil’ Mama - “Shawty Get Loose” Feat. T-Pain & Chris Brown (Remix)

This pic right here is a TRAGEDY.

I have high hopes for Lil’ Mama but she is SO VERY SKRONG in the face. Her Lil’ Kim “How Many Licks” look + Bobby Jones hot pants + Solange’s weave = A Hot Mess. Can you believe she’s on her 3rd single? At least they are sticking with her. They released this song a while ago with her, but I guess they figure with T-Pain and CB she will have a shot. Po’ thang.

I’m glad she’s the Voice of the Young People and all that, but I hope they don’t start rocking this look in the 18+ club. I will seriously walk around with a leather belt and just start poppin’ these little girls on they hot a**es cause CLEARLY they ain’t getting it at home.

Anyway, check the song above (which I kind of like) and check the rest of the pics after the jump!

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Why is Rev. Still Getting Record Deals?!

11 01 2008

 

I mean REALLY. I’m all for respecting our elders and giving props where it is due…but come on. I LOVE “Run’s House,” I watch it religiously (<—LOL!), but this is getting out of hand. No one is checking for a new Rev. Run record. No one is checking for a “Team Blackout” record either by his son & his weed carriers.

I honestly don’t think I’d even waste the hard drive space on downloading this. Not trying to put my mouth on “Da Mand Of Gawt” though *cough*. I’ll just watch/listen to the 30 second opening theme to “Run’s House” & looking at Vanessa. That’ll do me just fine.

Run-D.M.C.’s Rev. Run has signed a worldwide recording deal with U.K. independent label Craze Productions. His new album is being recorded in New York and is due in the first quarter; it features a guest spot by Kid Rock, with whom Run will tour this spring.

Simmons will also tape the fifth season of his MTV show “Run’s House” later this year.

Craze Productions has an extensive digital catalog of hip-hop tracks and has previously focused on Web and mobile downloads as well as ringtones. The new signing marks a move into physical releases for the London-based label, which will Run’s album in stores worldwide. (source)

Let me go get my Mr. Microphone out the closet and break out my Fruity Loops. I’m bout to blowuptuate like So Over Boy with my new hit song “Do Ya Smell Me? (Who Pooted?!)”. It’ll be on iTunes and Myspace in 25 minutes.

Oh and I was watching the show last night and noticed that Russell Simmons had a lisp! SAY WHAT!? Can I get him on 16 bars and J. Holiday on the hook? LOL. “Lisps ov da world UNITE!”

^^ Was that too much?

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Ma$e, Dig A Hole & Bury Yourself Playa

4 01 2008



Mason & Twyla Betha - Born To Succeed TV Promo Spot

“Green is for the money & gold is for the honeys!” — Bishop Don Magic Juan

I just wanted everyone to know I am starting a church next week. Sweet Minty Jesus Episcopal Ebenezer Temple of Everlasting Life & Wealth will hold it’s first service on Nevuarary 33rd, 2015. Please send all building fund offerings and promises of your virgin legal age daughters to 666 Mason DMX Road, Hellion, CA, 66666 in an extra large clear envelope. No checks accepted, CASH ONLY. And we don’t give receipts!

No reallly though, please riddle me this: who is watching this show? If Ma$e is your Pastor, please form a line to the right so that we can have Juanita Bynum lay hands on you, followed by Bishop Weeks laying ANOTHER hand on you!

I blame Diddy. And Rev. Run. Why Rev. Run? Well, he calls himself Rev. Run and sends out Blackberry inspiration notes. LOL. So shut up!

Spotted @ Nah Right

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Sweet Minty Jesus Is About To Rain Down Fire on DMX

2 01 2008

I done heard and seen it all. First Mase was a Pastor, then he decided he liked trannies in ATL so he became Murda Ma$e again, but now he’s preaching. DMX was a rapper, then he wanted to be a Pastor, then back to a rapper, and now he’s doing Gospel albums!? Tashera Simmons will NOT be MY first lady!

These rappers really need to stay on their meds and quit playing with people’s emotions!

Many of DMX’s conversations with God have been a matter of public record since his career bloomed to superstar status in 1998. His catalog features nearly as many inspirational ghetto hymns — such as “Lord Give Me a Sign,” “A Minute for Your Son” and “The Prayer” — as it does party anthems and street-corner knockers, and in 2006 he pondered changing his name for “spiritual reasons.” But now, the Dog has decided to go in full-throttle with his first-ever gospel-rap album, which he told MTV News will be coming out this year.

“I [was] the first n—a to put out two albums in one year [It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot and Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood in 1998], now I’m gonna hit ‘em again — drop two albums on the same f—in’ day, yo,” X said from his home in Arizona on Friday. “A double album will make mutha—-as mad [not saved?], because they gotta spend more money — plus it’s already a long [double] album. I’m talking about a hip-hop album and a gospel album.”

Combined, the project will be called Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later.

The Walk With Me Now portion will be dedicated to straight-up, raw raps, while the latter will feature his non-secular undertaking.

As for the gospel album, X noted that the lyrics will be “without cursing — how ’bout that one? No songs about b—-es, no songs about robbing, just straight ‘Give God the glory.’ ” [The IPS passes out from the irony of this statement]

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LOL, I found a gif this weekend that describes this perfectly:

Can  you imagine a DMX Gospel album!? “Thank you Jesus…for saving me from killing them m-fer’s…RUFF RUFF HOWWWWWWL BARK BARK JESUS SAVES NIGGAS! PRAISE HIM NIGGA!”

If he does a love song with Yolanda Adams I am officially turning in my Jesus piece and going to sell my chocolate body on Broadway. This is getting out of HAND! I’d buy a Fonsworth Bentley matching Umbrella/CD/Tie set before I bought a DMX Gospel album, sorry. DMX once cranked out hits, consistently. Now he probably just does crank, consistently.

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I Thought His Anatomy Was Bird-Like?

28 12 2007

I thought his anatomy was bird-like? LOL! (Pause)

Let me quit. Don’t let Pretty Boy (Bow Wow) see this, or he might leave Nappy Boy (Omarion). Or is it the other way around? I forgot who wears the protein catcher in the relationship and who doesn’t LOL!

I know Chris is legal and thangs, but to all you grown a** women giving little Chris Breezy that lustful side-eye, I’m going to have to pull out Chris Hansen from “To Catch A Predator On You”:

Umm hmm!

That’s probably air and umm, the rigging. This post is for Ratchet and CUZZO though LOL. I’m off to find pics of Megan Goode jogging in “Stomp The Yard” which I watched last night. Pls excuse me.

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FUNNY: “Jus Like Dis Rye Heah!” Rev. Charles Speaks

18 12 2007


YouTube - Direct Video Link 

*pulls life support plug*

Yo, this….ummm…OMG…I lost 10 lbs. laughing. “Helllooooooooooo!”

“I ain’t got no church right now, so just call me and I’ll come git it!”

Him & Pastor Kearney should hit the road with Rev. Alicia as their opening act with her Blessed Chair Dance ROFL.

Sweet Minty Jesus! I just want someone to explain to me why there are stock quotes in the background!?

And message?! What message!? He ain’t say nothing! ROFL.

He’s about 69% retarded, and this is what Youtube is doing to the Universe. Killing us softly.

Between Omaribow’s zestiness, Rev. Alicia’s throwback video graphics, and Rev. Charles’ “word of the day,” I’m ready to sit at the right hand of my Lord Sweet Minty Jesus.

Calgon, take me away.

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Man & Wife TV: MTV’s Sway Likes Giving Golden Showers

18 12 2007

Any innocence I had left in my body (read: not much) is gone after watching this clip. This is the DIRTIEST mess I’ve ever seen in my life. And to hear Sway from MTV talking about he likes to give girls the R. Kelly treatment? That he and Fatman Scoop got head in the same room? That Scoop’s wife Shanda sticks dildos against the wall?

But nothing will top the scene with the microwave. You’ll know it when you get to it.

In case you couldn’t tell, this clip is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. It’s barely even safe for the privacy of your own home. Be forewarned.

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AHM! Picture Post: Omarion & Bow Wow Release Party

13 12 2007

Does Grimace have to pee? What’s going on in this pic?! Did ya’ll know his real name is Tevion LaCorey Mathis? Yeah, WireImage busted him out ROFL.

LOL, I am a couple of days late on this one (Dec. 11th). Picture posts take SO much time to make. But when I saw these pictures, I couldn’t resist. These two…the zestiness never ends. I mean, you know, we will never really know unless they bust the door of the closet down R. Kelly “Trapped in the Closet” style (Rufus!), but CLAUDE HAMMUSSY they aren’t making it any easier on us black bloggers. I got jokes for days from these pictures. Enjoy.

Pics after the jump! Click any pic for larger version. No hot-linking!

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Rev. Run Needs To Run It Back To Justine.

6 12 2007

 
Pimp? Pastor? Magician? You decide.

Awww, come on Reverend. Seriously? Sweet Minty Jesus just spoke a word into my soul — he said, “SAT.DOWN.SOMEWHERE!”

After debuting at No. 1 on The Billboard 200 with “Rock’N'Roll Jesus” this fall, Kid Rock is taking the show on the road. The Rock and Roll Revival tour will kick off Jan. 25 in Evansville, Ind., and will feature special guest Rev. Run of Run-D.M.C. throughout. (source)

That’s it. I am unsubscribing from his “Rev. Run’s Words of Wisdom”! [1]

How you gonna preach to me but be supporting Kid Rock’s follywang tomfoolery? LOL. I’m sure he’ll be seperate and set apart and all that, but I’d rather see a Mark Morrison “Return of the Mack” Tour before I’d shell out the gas, parking, dranks and ticket money for this debacle.

And besides, Rev. kills me with that little mustache he be rocking ROFL. Looks like the top of his lip catchin’ shade from his nose. Boy stop!

And someone tell Jojo the same word that Sweet Minty Jesus gave to me about his daddy! Find a seat, park it, and don’t get up until I tell you.

[1] Now you KNOW I wasn’t even signed up for that.

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Time to Break Out That Side Eye! Styles P.’s Birthday/Album Release Party Pics

30 11 2007


“Smile If You Need To Be In The Studio Working!” *cheese*
Nina Sky, 2/5th’s of Danity Kane & Jadakiss

OK, wow, I was scrolling through WireImage and ummm, let’s just say I had to stop. PAUSE. There was so much WRONG at Styles P.’s Surprise Birthday/Album Release Party on Thursday night that I had to bring it to ya’ll. It’s judgement day! Saddle up!

More pics below the jump! Click pictures for full-size.

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You Did The Work: We Found SopeHarmony’s Girlfriend

16 11 2007


YouTube - Direct Video Link 

Abigya, I’m officially calling you out. I want these five minutes of my life back. Damn you for sending this in, LOL!

This child, LAWWWWWDDDD, I don’t even know where to begin.

My favorite parts of this definitely have to be the beginning when she’s waiting for the CD to start and then realized she didn’t press play, the high note she hit somewhere around three minutes, and the diarrhea face she gave at the very end of the song. Po’ thang looked tired throughout this whole mess. I think her blood sugar was low.

I wanted JoJo’s little cute ass to jump out of the CD and pimp slap this little girl for even owning it. LMFAO. I am going STRAIGHT TO HELL but hey, I accepted that a long time ago. Besides, she, like her soulmate SopeHarmony, deletes negative comments on the YouTube page. Get out the kitchen if you can’t take the heat, child! In fact, put the video camera down and do some damn arithmetic.

Abigail Breslin, come get your cousin!

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