A Hot Mess!

And for once I’m not talking about a rapper and heroin.

Snoop Dogg has been lined up to work with Lindsay Lohan on her third album, according to reports today.

The rapper has apparently joined a cast of producers including Timbaland and Pharrell Williams, both of whom worked with Madonna on her brand new album ‘Hard Candy’.

Foxnews.com quotes an insider as saying that the album so far sounds ‘amazing’.

Lohan, who is signed to Motown records, released two albums entitled ‘Speak’(2004) and ‘A Little More Personal’ (2005). (Source)

There are so many things wrong with this story I don’t know where to begin. First of all, it’s official that Snoop and these producers would work with a can of soup for the right amount of cash. They need to give it a rest and let somebody else produce something! Damn, are they doing Check-Into-Cash ads next?

Secondly, is she really signed to Motown? That has to be a misprint. The dead Temptations (which at this point is all of them, right?) are spinning in their respective graves over this.

Fox News “insider”? You need more people. I actually have heard a few Lindsay songs that were decent (*ducks*) but that was when she was on that Kelly Clarkson shit. I’m not trying to hear her raspy ass coke voice talking about dancing, having sex, more dancing, and more having sex over some loopy ass Timbaland beat.

On an unrelated note, sorry for the slow updates. Justin is on personal leave right now and Wednesdays are my hell days at school so things might be slow.

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Snoop was spotted at the Country Music Awards lookin extra haute with 3 (count em…3) layers of black on. Trench on top of a leather vest? I know the devil was fanning himself when he saw this. I also cannot take the 1982 limited edition Jermaine Jackson jerri curl. Stop boy…stop. (more pics) Read the rest of this entry »

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(props to Baltimore Vixen)

You know…by the looks of that picture (and him in general), maybe he was hungry. You know…when you’re hungry, sometimes you get delusional. In a delusional state, you may say things that doesn’t register with others. Here’s an example:

He (Snoop) says, “The KKK gave Obama money. They was one of his biggest supporters… Why wouldn’t they be? The media won’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this nigger befriended this other nigger who be threatening your values. But we all know all presidents lie to get into fucking office. That’s they job. In America’s eyes, that muthafucker’s gonna be president ‘cos (John) McCain can’t fck with him. Hillary (Clinton) can’t fuck with him. He’s winning over white people, white ladies.”

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So…is this an insult, or a shoutout? “The KKK gave Obama money?” What? That’s like saying:

“The elementary schools supplied Michael Jackson with little boys. See, they don’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this nicca climbed trees and slept with little boys. But we all know the school system lie to get into the media. That’s they job. In America’s eyes, he’s gonna be straight, cus the Law can f*ck with him. He’s winning over the youth with Jesus Juice.”

Now how ig’nant is that? Snoop, finish your meal homie.

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This is just a mess. I died off when Akon said “Did you read them at all?” in that tone with a furrowed brow. It really got messy when Snoop came in the picture.

This really would have been off the chains if they had pulled out Zapp Band and had them calling these fools out for jacking their steelo. I’m just sayin’. Sequel maybe? Put me down for producer on that.

Thanks Bref_Stank & MissOMyGoodnezz

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Rick Ross sold 198,000 copies of his new album Trilla last week, beating out Snoop Dogg for the #1 spot. Uh, Def Jam? You got some ’splaining to do.

Rick Ross comes out on top his first week, leading the pack of new rap releases that also includes debuts from Snoop Dogg and Fat Joe.

Miami rapper Rick Ross is “Speedin’” past Snoop Dogg to the top of the charts. His sophomore album Trilla sold 198,000 units domestically according to Nielsen SoundScan, putting Ross at #1 on this week’s Billboard 200. Trilla features production from J.R. Rotem, Mannie Fresh, The Runners, DJ Toomp and J.U.S.T.I.C.E League.

Snoop Dogg’s Ego Trippin moves 137,000 in its first week; a historically low sales debut for a studio album from the West Coast veteran. Despite the disappointing numbers
Snoop ranks #3 on the charts with his single “Sensual Seduction” still holding steady in the top 10 of Billboard’s Hot 100.

Landing in the #6 spot this week, Fat Joe’s The Elephant in the Room opens with sales of 46,000 copies. Released independently under Terror Squad Entertainment/Imperial records The Elephant in the Room is Joe’s 8th studio album, it includes appearances from J.Holiday, Lil’ Wayne, Plies and KRS-One. (Source)

I can believe that people were sick of “Sensual Seduction”. Like, why buy the album when it plays on every station every five minutes? That I can buy.

But I’m supposed to believe Rick Ross sold 200,000 copies? Were the first 150,000 a door prize at FYE? “Thanks for shopping at FYE! Here’s a pack of gum, some buttons and Rick Ross’ album!”

Def Jam has been known to pad its sales by buying its own artists albums the first week out. I’m sure Rick is cheesing hard as hell right now because if he were still distributed by Slip-N-Slide alone, he and Trina would have had to hit up every Sam Goody in Dade County to “push it to the limit” (i.e., over the 10,000 mark).

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Snoop Dogg celebrated the release of his new album Ego Trippin’ in New York. There were your usual gang of hangers-on, weed carriers, chicken wang cookers, etc., but this event also hosted a couple Waldos (as in “where the fuck you been?”). Click the jump for a couple more pics of randoms, plus a shot of Snoop with The Bishop again. Even Snoop’s starting to look annoyed by him.

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Snoop Dogg (feat. Too $hort & Mistah F.A.B.) - “Life Of Da Party”

The combined age of this track is 162, with $hort being about 98 of them. I keed, I keed. I’m not mad at $hort getting his “senior discount” on at the player’s club in East O. Tips are half off for the geezers.

But for real, I’m feelin’ this. It’s subdued and a good follow-up to something as left field as “Sexual Seduction”. I like when Snoop be sayin’ “E’rrytime I show up” and all that. I dunno, it sounds good on the track and I don’t really have much else ~eloquent~ and shit to say about it. That “cheese, cheese, cheese” part gave me a screwface because it reminded me of Camel Lights saying “and wave” in that shitty ass song (I can’t even remember the title?) from Kingdom Cum with the “Rumpshaker” horns.

I guess F.A.B. is coming into his own. As a Baylien I’m not mad at this. For those of you not familiar, please check out “Ghost Ride It”. Now this is exactly the type of goonery that I can tolerate — in small doses. Fuck a Soulja Boy.

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