Bobby Brown: The Poster boy of “Negro Please” (more shenanigans from his book)

7 04 2008


The following bafoonery that you’re about to read is from his new autobiography.
I promised that I would post more as I receive more. Well…here it is:

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Negro Please!: SEOD to Beyonce

2 04 2008

Beyonce on 3/28/08 when her song “accidentally” leaked around on the same day of Kelly’s digital release of her album:

“Yesterday, ‘Beautiful Nightmare,’ a demo I’ve been working on for possible inclusion on my next album, leaked on some websites. I want to thank all my fans for the positive response to the song, but I want to tell you that this is just a work in progress.

It is not my time to put out new music. If you really want to hear some really great music now, you have to support my girls Kelly, Michelle and my sister Solange. Kelly just re-released her album digitally in the US, so check out Ms. Kelly: Diva Deluxe. Michelle is about to put out the first single, ‘We Break The Dawn,’ from her album and Solange’s single, ‘I Decided,’ is already one of my favorites.”

Negro Please!

New Beyonce Track:
Kick Em Out (snippet)

…that mysteriously released itself around the same time Michelle’s releases her new single We Break the Dawn.

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A Conspiracy?…..NEGRO PLEASE!

28 03 2008


ROFLMAO!!! First of all…let me introduce this man. Mayor (yes…Mayor) Abron Pitts of Widener, Arkansas. *Justin Time™ DOA* Let me post the story first (and highlight the hot mess):

(Widener, AR 3/2008) Widener Mayor Abron Pitts admits he likes to take a sip or two on weekends. “I drinks! You understand that. I don’t deny.”

Budweiser is his drink of choice, but the problem is a dangerous cocktail of drinking and driving got him charged Saturday night with DWI and drinking in public. “I’m not going to deny I hadn’t had one beer or two because it’s the weekend. I wasn’t under the influence.

Arkansas State Police say the 62-year-old mayor was swerving on the AR Highway 38 bridge. It’s about 200-feet from his home. Mayor Pitts says the arrest is nothing more than a group of Widener residents conspiring against him.

“To me, it was a set up deal.”

Widener resident Oteria Franklin believes there is a plot against the mayor.

“I believe they want to get him out. He’s the first black mayor. Maybe they’re player hating.

“He needs to set a better example for the people of Widener,” explained resident Jaime Campbell.

In addition to DWI charges, Pitts was also cited for driving without proof of insurance. He says the trooper didn’t ask for a card or license until he was at the jail. When we asked he shoed us insurance documents with his name and his sisters. But they were for another car.

When asked about allegations of Mayor Pitts being set up, a spokesman for the Arkansas State Police said we’ll present our evidence in court May 1st. [SOURCE]

*flatline* How in the Shemar Moore dried cornrolled wig did he become mayor? First of all, ya’ll MUST go to the source page, because they have the actual video of this on the news. I couldn’t embed it here, but y’all gotta check it out. It’s like 2 minutes into the clip. Now…let me get this straight…He drinks, gets drunk, drives walking distance, and have no insurance, but yet he says it’s a conspiracy?

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NEGRO PLEASE: Auntie Viv

27 03 2008

Since this is poppin up all over the net, I figure I’ll post it. Here is what Vivica Fox has to say about her “never having plastic surgery” in Upscale magazine:

Will you ever address the rumors of plastic surgery?
I feel like I have already addressed that back in the day. I just hate that I admitted to it and people will say on the Internet that I don’t look the same, “Oh, she is so plastic surgeried.” I don’t look like some freak. I still look like Vivica Fox. Stop it with that! I am in a business where I get paid to look good, but I’m very proud to have African-American features. I have not changed my nose! Yeah, I have experimented with it, but no, I’m not doing any more of that plastic surgery crap. I’m not the first or the only one, but I’m the idiot that admitted to it. Now everyone says, “That is her whole look.” I take care of myself.

NEGRO PLEASE!

I guess Mariah Carey is a virgin and Jermaine Dupri is actually a 6′ 7″ guy who’s been standing on his knees all this time, huh? Viv…Please. You’re just as guilty of using the knife as OJ. DO. NOT. BELIEVE.

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NEGRO PLEASE of the Week…

21 03 2008

Whaddup AHM? This is Justin Time (and no…that’s not my government name). I’ve been a AHM faithful since ahotmessblog.com was ahotmess.wordpress.com. Anyways…that’s the whole gist of things. Thanks to Erin and J for the opportunity. I’m not a replacement, I’m an addition. The IPS can never be replaced. Well..with that said, let me hit y’all off with the Negro Please of the week…

An “Oprah Winfrey Show” audience member is suing Harpo Studios Wednesday after some overzealous guests allegedly caused her to fall down a flight of stairs.

On Dec. 5, 2006, Orit Greenberg went to Harpo Studios to be an audience member for the Oprah show, according to a lawsuit filed in Cook County Circuit Court Wednesday.

Greenberg, along with an “excess number of patrons,” gathered in a waiting area before filing into the studio to be seated, the suit said. When the audience members were instructed to enter the studio and sit “where they wanted,” Greenberg claims she was pushed down stairs as the patrons “rushed the gate” while pushing and shoving one another.

The suit said Harpo management failed to properly control the crowd and was careless by allowing guests to seat themselves.

Greenberg allegedly suffered “severe and permanent injuries” from the fall, and is asking for more than $50,000 for medical care and other damages, the suit said. [source]

I had to insert the certified “Negro Please” face on this one. Let me get this straight…she was shoved by miscellaneous people, but sues Oprah for “falling” down the stairs? No ma’am. You must’ve bumped your head in mid step. I declare…if she wins this case, I’m inviting anyone to come with me to Bill Gates’ house, and we’re gonna run face first into his gated house, and sue him and Microsoft for “gate malfunctioning.”

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