Feet Patrol (by Msantina)

8 04 2008

“I know I’m turning into a feet patrol Nazi but look at Maneka feet! It looks like she’s been kicking powder in her Heidi 2008 clogs.  I guess running behind Ursher keeps her so busy she can’t baby oil them thangs down. Oh and nothing about her says ’stylist.’”  - Msantina

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Caption These!

7 04 2008

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Quote of the Day: Snoop on Politics (*SMH*)

4 04 2008

(props to Baltimore Vixen)

You know…by the looks of that picture (and him in general), maybe he was hungry. You know…when you’re hungry, sometimes you get delusional. In a delusional state, you may say things that doesn’t register with others. Here’s an example:

He (Snoop) says, “The KKK gave Obama money. They was one of his biggest supporters… Why wouldn’t they be? The media won’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this nigger befriended this other nigger who be threatening your values. But we all know all presidents lie to get into fucking office. That’s they job. In America’s eyes, that muthafucker’s gonna be president ‘cos (John) McCain can’t fck with him. Hillary (Clinton) can’t fuck with him. He’s winning over white people, white ladies.”

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So…is this an insult, or a shoutout? “The KKK gave Obama money?” What? That’s like saying:

“The elementary schools supplied Michael Jackson with little boys. See, they don’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this nicca climbed trees and slept with little boys. But we all know the school system lie to get into the media. That’s they job. In America’s eyes, he’s gonna be straight, cus the Law can f*ck with him. He’s winning over the youth with Jesus Juice.”

Now how ig’nant is that? Snoop, finish your meal homie.

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WTF Story of the Day - 3rd Graders?

1 04 2008

(thanks Texas [a person…not the state] for the story)
Usually I don’t say my share until after the story, but…(*sigh*)…aight…I’m not gonna get ahead of myself. I’m sure you’re like…”What in the hell is that picture about?” Well…

This photo provided by Chief of Police of Waycross, Ga., Tony Tanner, Tuesday, April 1, 2008. A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday. The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said. [MORE ON THE STORY HERE]

Ok…first of all…them little nigglets PLOTTED this joint? PLOTTED? As in “a well thought out plan?” This ain’t iSpy! Kids done lost their damn minds! PLOTTED? I can’t get over that. They had ASSIGNED TASKS!!! Who was delegating this mug? Macaulay Culkin? This ain’t “School Alone!” Anyways…the task that got me was “cleaning up afterward.” *SMH* CLEANING? KIDS? WILLFULLY CLEANING? Wow. And here’s the final thing that sent me over the top. They bought a steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, and “other” items. My questions are:

1. What were the “other” items? I see a sock (gloves) and a clear tube of some sort (paper weight) in the picture. What the hell were they gonna do with that? Make muppets? (question answered…thanks guys!)
2. Where are the parents? I know they all have parents because they assigned tasks such as CLEANING and PRIORITIZING.
3. Handcuffs? Handcuffs? How in the Jon Benet Ramsey do you have handcuffs readily available for a 3rd grader?
4. Who was the teacher? I mean really, what did this teacher do for the kids to PLOT? Only Michael Jackson and R. Kelly could make kids get this pissed.

Jesus…be a Hot Wheel or a Barbie Doll to these kids today. I blame Dora the Explorer, Diego, Charlie Brown, and all them miscellaneous shows with no parents. SMH. We need Jesus and Joe Jackson to be a fence.

Oh…I didn’t even tell y’all the MOTIVE behind the plot. I’ma let y’all read the full story and comment. I’m through.

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Caption This Too!

1 04 2008

I use to love Da Brat, but she looks like she’s heading to the Million Man March looking for housewives.
Howie: “Da Brat…the bank offers you a dress and a makeover…Deal or No Deal”
Brat: “NO DEAL! (slams down box, and grabs crotch)”

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SMH(and WTF) of the day…no…of the WEEK!

31 03 2008

Dag. What do I even do with this post? What can I say? Hell…what can his wife say? How did she lose out to a table? (*if you’re reading this without first pressing play, I’m sure you’re like “WTF?”*) Even the cops had to shake their heads on this one. This is SMH of the week for me. You know his “school-aged” kids are gonna catch hell. I can see it now. Jokes such as, “your dad put it all on the table,” “Trojans is gonna have to make table covers now,” and “your momma is so flat…” Man…(*trying to be optimistic*). At least it wasn’t a wooden table. (*OUCH*)

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A Conspiracy?…..NEGRO PLEASE!

28 03 2008

ROFLMAO!!! First of all…let me introduce this man. Mayor (yes…Mayor) Abron Pitts of Widener, Arkansas. *Justin Time™ DOA* Let me post the story first (and highlight the hot mess):

(Widener, AR 3/2008) Widener Mayor Abron Pitts admits he likes to take a sip or two on weekends. “I drinks! You understand that. I don’t deny.”

Budweiser is his drink of choice, but the problem is a dangerous cocktail of drinking and driving got him charged Saturday night with DWI and drinking in public. “I’m not going to deny I hadn’t had one beer or two because it’s the weekend. I wasn’t under the influence.

Arkansas State Police say the 62-year-old mayor was swerving on the AR Highway 38 bridge. It’s about 200-feet from his home. Mayor Pitts says the arrest is nothing more than a group of Widener residents conspiring against him.

“To me, it was a set up deal.”

Widener resident Oteria Franklin believes there is a plot against the mayor.

“I believe they want to get him out. He’s the first black mayor. Maybe they’re player hating.

“He needs to set a better example for the people of Widener,” explained resident Jaime Campbell.

In addition to DWI charges, Pitts was also cited for driving without proof of insurance. He says the trooper didn’t ask for a card or license until he was at the jail. When we asked he shoed us insurance documents with his name and his sisters. But they were for another car.

When asked about allegations of Mayor Pitts being set up, a spokesman for the Arkansas State Police said we’ll present our evidence in court May 1st. [SOURCE]

*flatline* How in the Shemar Moore dried cornrolled wig did he become mayor? First of all, ya’ll MUST go to the source page, because they have the actual video of this on the news. I couldn’t embed it here, but y’all gotta check it out. It’s like 2 minutes into the clip. Now…let me get this straight…He drinks, gets drunk, drives walking distance, and have no insurance, but yet he says it’s a conspiracy?

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UPDATE to the SMH of the Day!

27 03 2008

All of this over $2,000. (*SMH*). Speechless.

The verdict just came down in the Remy Ma trial, and the rapper has been convicted on four major charges — two counts of first-degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon.

Remy could face up from five to 25 years in prison at sentencing. [source]

(*still SMH*)

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Also got word that T.I. just pleaded guilty and is expected to serve 12 months and 1,500 hours of community service. [source]

Well…time to get your sharpies and irons out. Time to make “Free TI and Free Remy” shirts. Sooner or later, rappers gonna be shootin videos from jail cells instead of clubs. (*SMH*)

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SMH of the Week: What an Easter Ritual!

24 03 2008

I’m not posting no pictures…no commentary…nothing! All I’m giving y’all is a link. That’s it. After y’all click the link, come back here and post your thoughts. All I have to say is that I’m sure that God is saying “Oh Myself!” (*SMH*):


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