*Candidate for Hot Mess of The Year: Dumb Robber

10 04 2008

This negro is stoopid (with the two 0’s). I can’t even formulate words. He is definitely a candidate for Hot Mess of the Year.
Oh God. I’m just *dead* at the whole thing. Seriously…I’m speechless on this one.

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“She get it from her Mama”

8 04 2008

Ladies and gents…if you look to your right (side panel), you will see the Mess of the Moment.  If you still can’t see it, here it is in zoom view:

 Ok…now I know you’re like, “Why Justin? Why are you showing us this human hot mess again?”  Well, I’m doing this to teach you all that Hot Messness can be hereditary.  Feast your eyes on exhibit A: Read the rest of this entry »

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Quotes of the Day (and possibly month and year)

3 04 2008

Aight…so Bobby writes an autobiography and says this:

I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” Brown writes in “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” out next month. “At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”

As far as his 15-year marriage to Houston is concerned, it “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow,” Brown writes. “I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.

I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes . . . I let the testosterone take over.” One of his most public indiscretions was an affair with former exotic dancer Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. “Yes, I’ve slept with her,” he confesses. “Yes, I’ve spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for.” [SOURCE]

Now…Miss Houston sent someone to say this:

“Miss Houston is sad that Bobby feels he need to say such things but she choses to take the high road and will not speak badly about the father of her child even if it’s to set the record straight.” [SOURCE]

(*currently Justin Time™ is unavailable to comment*)…(*flatline*) Bobby Brown is a hot halitosis mess. Both of them need to go on Moment of Truth, cus the Devil is like…”Dag! I’m slippin on my lying game” You mean to tell me that Bobby Brown wasn’t twitchin like he had terrets before he married Whitney? Is he implying that Whitney introduced him to this life? (*I can’t even find my Negro Please pic fast enough for this one*) Dude said, “Women are always throwing themselves at you”. (*another Negro Please pic*) Satan gave his life to Jesus on that one. “I let the testosterone take over” (*I’m done*) (*I can’t even finish this post*) Atleast Whitney took the mature road out. I hope it wasn’t because some of it was true…(*Lawd…)

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It’s Friday, and ah…this is how we gon start it off…

28 03 2008

(shoutout to gemini0673)

Wow! I woke up this morning, checked my email, got a link to this, watched it, looked up to Sweet Minty Himself as He wept, then went back to sleep. MAN! no…seriously. MAN? or WOMAN? This is grade A, certified hot mess. Half flamingo/Half Tranny? And what’s with the extra smedium double breasted suit jacket? Church socks with pumps? (Jesus…take the wheel) I would comment on the crew behind him/her, but this post might turn into a novel. Enough of this sugary baffonery! That ceiling fan was just there for decoration, because ain’t no way that it was gonna cool down that hot mess.

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Save This Child… Please!

25 03 2008

Now…I admire them for taking her in, but you know Brangelina don’t know nothing about black folks hair. Dag. I mean get the girl some grease, a barrette, a S-Curl…something. She ain’t allergic to combs, I promise. (*SMH*)…“suffer the little children…”Posted by Justin Time™

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