Even Blackface Is Ashamed Of This

4 04 2008

Here’s a promo poster for the new comedy Tropic Thunder in which Robert Downey, Jr. plays a black soldier alongside Ben Stiller and Jack Black.

He doesn’t even look black! I mean, I know that should go without saying since he’s a white dude, but if they were gonna try and get away with this foolishness, they could have at least done it right! He looks like one of those white boys from the Saturday Night Fever era with those sideburns and that he fell asleep in a bath of Lindsay Lohan’s fake tan.

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Maybe Polow Was Too Busy Building His New Manor

3 04 2008

World Star Hip Hop and a kid with the Garage Band software had the scoop on how Polow Da “Meerkat” Don phoned in smoke signaled in the “Love In This Club” beat for Usher. Who knows how many upper lip waxing treatments Tameka had to miss because of how much Ush paid for this song, and to find out it was all a default beat? As Ashanti would say — “THAT’S BANANAS!”

Watch the video of how it was done here:

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Mess of the Moment: Free (former host of 106 & Park)

25 03 2008

No Free! No! What a tragedy. Never in a million years would I have thought Free would look like a hot bowl of mess. (*SMH*). LaLa is like, “hurry up and take this damn picture.” Honestly, she looks pregnant to me. That’s my only justification of it, but there’s no reason to look like…

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Save This Child… Please!

25 03 2008

Now…I admire them for taking her in, but you know Brangelina don’t know nothing about black folks hair. Dag. I mean get the girl some grease, a barrette, a S-Curl…something. She ain’t allergic to combs, I promise. (*SMH*)…“suffer the little children…”Posted by Justin Time™

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