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04
2008

AHM would like to thank hotghettomess.com and Annette for these pics.
WARNING: IF YOU ARE AT WORK OR AT SCHOOL, PLEASE TAKE CAUTION TO THE FOLLOWING PICTURES. PARENTAL DISCRETION JESUS IS ADVISED. Read the rest of this entry »
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03
2008
As reported from StarPulse.com
“R&B star Akon has recorded a “secret” country and western record and released it under an alias in a bid to be the first successful black artist in the genre. The ‘Lonely’ singer is a big fan of country music and is determined to conquer the genre but is convinced that fans of the music would not buy the records if they were released under his real name.
And the 34-year-old insists he is already on his way to making it big as a country star as he has already released his first single - and it has been a major success. He says, ‘No black artist has ever broken into the genre. I’m going in under a secret alias and I’ve already got my first hit record.’”
Secret country album? Akon? That’s like 50 Cent secretly doing a Praise & Worship album. As midnight-ish as Akon is…doing a country album? Under an alias? What…Sharpie? Lawd…take the wheel.
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03
2008

Now…I admire them for taking her in, but you know Brangelina don’t know nothing about black folks hair. Dag. I mean get the girl some grease, a barrette, a S-Curl…something. She ain’t allergic to combs, I promise. (*SMH*)…
“suffer the little children…”Posted by Justin Time™
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