
(thanks Texas [a person…not the state] for the story)Usually I don’t say my share until after the story, but…(*sigh*)…aight…I’m not gonna get ahead of myself. I’m sure you’re like…”What in the hell is that picture about?” Well…
This photo provided by Chief of Police of Waycross, Ga., Tony Tanner, Tuesday, April 1, 2008. A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday. The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said. [MORE ON THE STORY HERE]
Ok…first of all…them little nigglets PLOTTED this joint? PLOTTED? As in “a well thought out plan?” This ain’t iSpy! Kids done lost their damn minds! PLOTTED? I can’t get over that. They had ASSIGNED TASKS!!! Who was delegating this mug? Macaulay Culkin? This ain’t “School Alone!” Anyways…the task that got me was “cleaning up afterward.” *SMH* CLEANING? KIDS? WILLFULLY CLEANING? Wow. And here’s the final thing that sent me over the top. They bought a steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, and “other” items. My questions are:
1. What were the “other” items? I see a sock (gloves) and a clear tube of some sort (paper weight) in the picture. What the hell were they gonna do with that? Make muppets? (question answered…thanks guys!)
2. Where are the parents? I know they all have parents because they assigned tasks such as CLEANING and PRIORITIZING.
3. Handcuffs? Handcuffs? How in the Jon Benet Ramsey do you have handcuffs readily available for a 3rd grader?
4. Who was the teacher? I mean really, what did this teacher do for the kids to PLOT? Only Michael Jackson and R. Kelly could make kids get this pissed.
Jesus…be a Hot Wheel or a Barbie Doll to these kids today. I blame Dora the Explorer, Diego, Charlie Brown, and all them miscellaneous shows with no parents. SMH. We need Jesus and Joe Jackson to be a fence.
Oh…I didn’t even tell y’all the MOTIVE behind the plot. I’ma let y’all read the full story and comment. I’m through.
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