Feet Patrol (by Msantina)

8 04 2008

“I know I’m turning into a feet patrol Nazi but look at Maneka feet! It looks like she’s been kicking powder in her Heidi 2008 clogs.  I guess running behind Ursher keeps her so busy she can’t baby oil them thangs down. Oh and nothing about her says ’stylist.’”  - Msantina

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Report: Vick playing QB again…

7 04 2008


…in prision.

(Hey…don’t stone me over the title. This is how msn.com presented it to me…lol)

Michael Vick may never play in the NFL again. But his football days are far from over.Vick, a three-time Pro Bowl quarterback who is currently serving a 23-month prison sentence in Leavenworth, Kan. for financing a dogfighting ring, is playing football in prison, Falcons owner Arthur Blank told the New York Daily News.

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Hot Mess…Fresh Out The Oven

3 04 2008

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to the Naw. I got clogged arteries just lookin at this mess. I’m sure that guy from Hell’s Kitchen is unleashing multiple curse words, and Billy Blanks and Subway Jared are collectively shakin their heads in disbelief. Jazze Phe has lost his “Oh Boy!” mind! That fool “laid” (not chopped) pork chops (with the bone) on the pizza. But hold on…*dead* @ Webster coming out of the fridge. I looked on the back of one of Big Mama’s church fans, and called Charlie’s Funeral Home and told him I was on my way. But somebody…answer me this. What was homie doin in the back with the turntables (0:26 seconds in)? I swear I cranked my laptop speakers up, but heard nathan! (0:45 to 0:48 killed me). Is this a show for real? Somebody fill me in.

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WTF Story of the Day - 3rd Graders?

1 04 2008

(thanks Texas [a person…not the state] for the story)
Usually I don’t say my share until after the story, but…(*sigh*)…aight…I’m not gonna get ahead of myself. I’m sure you’re like…”What in the hell is that picture about?” Well…

This photo provided by Chief of Police of Waycross, Ga., Tony Tanner, Tuesday, April 1, 2008. A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday. The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said. [MORE ON THE STORY HERE]

Ok…first of all…them little nigglets PLOTTED this joint? PLOTTED? As in “a well thought out plan?” This ain’t iSpy! Kids done lost their damn minds! PLOTTED? I can’t get over that. They had ASSIGNED TASKS!!! Who was delegating this mug? Macaulay Culkin? This ain’t “School Alone!” Anyways…the task that got me was “cleaning up afterward.” *SMH* CLEANING? KIDS? WILLFULLY CLEANING? Wow. And here’s the final thing that sent me over the top. They bought a steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, and “other” items. My questions are:

1. What were the “other” items? I see a sock (gloves) and a clear tube of some sort (paper weight) in the picture. What the hell were they gonna do with that? Make muppets? (question answered…thanks guys!)
2. Where are the parents? I know they all have parents because they assigned tasks such as CLEANING and PRIORITIZING.
3. Handcuffs? Handcuffs? How in the Jon Benet Ramsey do you have handcuffs readily available for a 3rd grader?
4. Who was the teacher? I mean really, what did this teacher do for the kids to PLOT? Only Michael Jackson and R. Kelly could make kids get this pissed.

Jesus…be a Hot Wheel or a Barbie Doll to these kids today. I blame Dora the Explorer, Diego, Charlie Brown, and all them miscellaneous shows with no parents. SMH. We need Jesus and Joe Jackson to be a fence.

Oh…I didn’t even tell y’all the MOTIVE behind the plot. I’ma let y’all read the full story and comment. I’m through.

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I’m just gonna post this and offer up a prayer…

29 03 2008

Seriously tho…I really hope this gets better. I’m really praying.

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