First of all, I don’t want people to think I’m taking over this site. It’s a collective site. (shoutout to J and Erin). I officially been here for a week, and just want people to get to know me better, na’mean? Well, with that being said, I wanna hit y’all off with something that happened to me 30 minutes ago. Now, I know everybody has a HOT MESS McDonald’s Story. Prior to 30 minutes ago, I didn’t.
Aight…I just got back from McDonald’s, right? And all I wanted was a McChicken sandwich. That’s all. A McChicken sandwich. $1.00 and boom…I’m out. I went through the drive-thru and placed my order (
as usual). Now…the drive-thru serves a purpose.
Fast service…right? (
*sigh*) Anyway, I gave my order and pulled around to the window. The guy opened the window to collect my money…THO I THOUGHT! (
*here’s where the bafoonery starts*). This big dummy sees me, and figures, “hey since he’s black, I’ma stick my hand (
and head) out the window and give him dap.” (
*WTF?*) So, I tried to kill two birds with one stone and I gave him dap with the dollar in my hand. Dude was like, “Yeah son…I finna take over the world.” (
*I promise you…this is a real story*) “Yeah son. I hate these white people. They trying to…(
get this)…
Eliminate me.” (
*WTF?*) At this point, I’m giving him multiple SEODs. (
Side Eye Of Death for the newbies) That didn’t phase him. He continued to talk for 2 more minutes, and touched on matters such as, “I just got out of jail, I gang bang, etc.” I got fed up and was like…”Dude! All I want is a McChicken homie.” Dude was like, aight…my bad, and hands me…A muthaluvin HAPPY MEAL BOX with my McChicken inside. (*sigh*) So, if you see little posts from Justin Time on Monday, it’s because I’m giving that McDonalds hell! Now…I know y’all got a story.
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