Lil’ Llama Blowin’ Up Spots!

3 04 2008

 

Lil’ Mama talked to SOHH about her experience being on tour with artists like Chris Brown, Bow Wow, Soulja Boy and others, saying it was “like high school”.This is hilarious because she is trying to play it off like she had so much fun but you can tell she was focused more on the negative aspects. Egos, jealousy and boyfriend-girlfriend situations… I have no problem believing any of this, but the part that’s funny is she only mentioned MALE artists other than herself! I got this mental image of Omarion storming into Woof Woof’s dressing room and asking him why Chris Brown’s body oil was in his car.

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For The Pervs: Chris Brown - “Take You Down”

2 04 2008

I’m posting this for all you perverted young girls and dirty old women (and men — *gives side eye to SynKami).

This is the music video to Chris Brown’s new single “Take You Down”. It’s culled from a live performance, he thrusts around a lot and he takes off his shirt at one point. This is all very Usher circa ‘97 to me.

This shit made me MAD uncomfortable. As soon as he started thrusting I fast forwarded pretty much the rest of it. Look, he’s a dude, I’m a dude, but more than that is the fact that he is eternally 16 to me. I know he’s legal now and everything but Jesus. I don’t even want to know what kind of freaky things he’s doing with barely legal (and not legal) groupies after the shows. I’m sure he keeps Valtrex by the pound.

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Kanyetta’s About To Tour…

30 01 2008


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I’m sure tickets will be the cost of an imported real Asian baby hair lacefront wig & a Louis Vuitton scarf.

I HAAAATE arena shows so I will wait for the inevitable DVD at Wal-Mart for $9.99. $9.99 > $65.00 + Ticketmaster fees. DIG A HOLE, FALL IN IT.

And Rihanna? Hoe is getting that money ROFL. She’s working that light-skinned and accent til’ the wheels fall off, or Jay-Z gets tired of looking at her, whichever one comes first. Wait, he’s fired, nm.

Lupe’s album has only sold 286,211, which is almost as much as “Food & Liquor” has sold YTD (334,520). Sheiza! Rihanna’s at 1,002,456 for “Good Girl Gone Bad.” Kanye’s at 1,958,201 (great number!), and N.E.R.D.’s last album “Fly or Die” which came out in ‘04 is at 420,963.

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I Thought His Anatomy Was Bird-Like?

28 12 2007

I thought his anatomy was bird-like? LOL! (Pause)

Let me quit. Don’t let Pretty Boy (Bow Wow) see this, or he might leave Nappy Boy (Omarion). Or is it the other way around? I forgot who wears the protein catcher in the relationship and who doesn’t LOL!

I know Chris is legal and thangs, but to all you grown a** women giving little Chris Breezy that lustful side-eye, I’m going to have to pull out Chris Hansen from “To Catch A Predator On You”:

Umm hmm!

That’s probably air and umm, the rigging. This post is for Ratchet and CUZZO though LOL. I’m off to find pics of Megan Goode jogging in “Stomp The Yard” which I watched last night. Pls excuse me.

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She Likes It? Wow. Irv Gotti on Superhead

15 12 2007


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I like Irv Gotti in a way. He seems like a nice person for the most part. Kind crazy, hate what he is doing to his family (from the TV show, which was pretty interesting to watch!), and I hate that he can’t seem to catch a break musically anymore, but his candidness and openness are hilariously entertaining.

“Gotti’s Way,” his show on Vh1 was pretty successful and they are doing another season I hear. I didn’t even get to watch ANY of Snoop’s new show, I been so busy!! Did anyone watch it?

As far as Karrine “Superhead” Steffans, well, I have no pity for this woman LOL. Irv said it right — that she LIKES it. I agree with everything he said LOL.

Did anyone see her hawking her clothes on her website?

Sweet Minty Jesus be some hospital-grade detergent and bleach!! Wipe ME down.  Ewww, why would you wear anything she’s had on?!

I mean, if she gave them to Goodwill though, you wouldn’t really know WHO they came from…

Food for thought.

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AHM! Picture Post: Omarion & Bow Wow Release Party

13 12 2007

Does Grimace have to pee? What’s going on in this pic?! Did ya’ll know his real name is Tevion LaCorey Mathis? Yeah, WireImage busted him out ROFL.

LOL, I am a couple of days late on this one (Dec. 11th). Picture posts take SO much time to make. But when I saw these pictures, I couldn’t resist. These two…the zestiness never ends. I mean, you know, we will never really know unless they bust the door of the closet down R. Kelly “Trapped in the Closet” style (Rufus!), but CLAUDE HAMMUSSY they aren’t making it any easier on us black bloggers. I got jokes for days from these pictures. Enjoy.

Pics after the jump! Click any pic for larger version. No hot-linking!

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You Did The Work: Chingy Trollin’ The Web For Hoes

13 12 2007


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Chingy’s weedcarriers must have been laid off because of the Writer’s Strike or something because now he’s giving out his phone number too via the web.

Now, come on….I mean, Chingy is a good lookin’ dude (No Homo) compared to Mike Jones, so WHY is he doing this?!

He can’t find enough free tittayballs and sugarboxes to play with on the road?! Is he setting up an advanced tour before he hits each town? I don’t get it LOL. He really just must be bored in that hotel room, eating them buffalo wangs (I see you, Chingy!).

And you know who I feel worse for? The person taping these Youtube shenanigans.

I can just see Chingy on the phone late at night, high school style, with his “low” voice, talking to Keesha in Missouri, setting up playdates. I bet you he recites his own corny lyrics when he is spitting game ROFL.

So who from A Hot Mess! is gonna call and see what’s really hood with this number? LOL

Thanks Beyaki!

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Patti LaBelle Gets Loose on a Sassy Fan

19 09 2007
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Patti LaBelle gave it to some dude RAW on stage and embarrassed him for acting an ass. The young man tried to push up on Patti, and when she made a comment about it, he replied “I think you want it more than I do”.

*RINGS THE ALARM*

And just like Homey, PATTI DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. She let him have it, then after she calmed down a bit, let him come back on stage to apologize.

Patti is like one of those old school mamas! I ain’t mad at this AT ALL. My laugh of the day for sure!

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Watch out for the big girls

4 09 2007
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Some hefty girl leapt on Chris Brown in concert and freaked him, and he took it like a man. Then Elephant Man (he’s still around?) encouraged him to freak some other chick Akon-style. I’m sorry, but this whole thing about Chris going from age 15 to hypersexual in 60 seconds is not working for me. It’s leaving a bad taste in my mouth. It reminds me of that video where the kids imitated Pretty Ricky in someone’s mama’s basement. Go play soccer, for God’s sake.

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Malaysia stay taking the fun out of everything

23 08 2007

Precious Beyaki is the latest female superstar to get bitch slapped by Malaysian officials and told to tone the sexiness down when she performs in concert there at an upcoming date. Recently, Gwen Stefani was told to do the same while The Pussycat Dolls were responsible for getting organizers a hefty $3,000 fine when their performance was deemed too racy.

“We’ve informed Beyonce’s management about this issue of clothes, but it takes some of the fun out of it,” said Razlan Ahmad Razali, chairman of Pineapple Concerts, the company responsible for organizing the Malaysian concert.

“Beyonce won’t be able to do the kind of show here that she does elsewhere,” Razali told the AP. “She’s a fashion icon, and we know that she often wears miniskirts and clothes that expose her navel during her performances. It’s a pity to restrict her, because her costumes are all tasteful and glamorous.” (Source)

Damn right it takes the fun out of it! Do you think I would go to a Beyoncé show to check out the Simba Headbanger move after she falls off stage? Beyoncé should have gotten all Maya Angelou on their ass and said “Does my sexiness upset you?”

B agreed to the terms and will perform in Malaysia November 1st.

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Ciara brings Nickel out in Houston

6 08 2007
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Better quality video, thanks “no“!

Ciara brought her boo boo Nickel out during her show in Houston and they he practically humped. This is so whatever now. Nickel has said he is single and Ciara hasn’t really commented but I guess they are going to keep this hype going either way. Lord knows Nickel needs it. I’m surprised they haven’t pushed his album back again because the wind was blowing too hard.

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John Legend gets “excited” dancing with fan in concert

3 07 2007
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John Legend invited a fan onstage to grind on him during a recent concert in Amsterdam, and got “excited” while dancing with the girl. SMH, that’s what he gets for wearing that zesty ass Studio 54 “china white” get-up. The real question is what did Kanye say when he heard about this?

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Shock of the Year: Danah Alleyne isn’t an angel

11 05 2007

I’m just about sick (OK, I am sick) of this Akon shit but what the hell, it’s a slow news day.

Danah Alleyne
, the “innocent” 15 year-old who got humped half way to death on stage at Akon’s concert although she was at an 18+ club, says she’s a “bitch” and that she had the “best time” the night of the Akon incident on her MySpace profile, according to TMZ.

You would think her preacher dad would have taken this shit offline once the scandal hit the news and she wanted to act like she was taken advantage of. SMH @ this pose. A Maia Campbell in the making at 15. She’ll be in an “Uncut” video in three years. Three months if it’s an R. Kelly video.

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Hands off the Prince

11 05 2007

Prince doing his best impression of Jacko’s kid Blanket. I keed, I keed, in actuality Prince returned to the stage with this towel on his head after a rowdy fan kissed him on stage and then tried to “pull an Akon” and straddle him while he was on the floor.

After a bouncer yanked the girl off the stage, Prince left for a moment, came back with his veil and “muttered darkly” about being kissed by a stranger. Just as weird as ever in middle age! To be fair, random people trying to hump you is a bit “off”. I don’t know where your mouth’s been, much less your vajayjay. Back up. (Source)

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