‘Til 2 Months Do Us Part

2 04 2008
Beyoncé: “Jay, did you just fart?” Jay-Z: “Maaaayyybe…”

Beyasha, Queen of the Damned and Camel Lights have taken out a marriage license that lasts for a whopping 60 days, according to People.

Beyoncé Knowles and longtime beau Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license in Scarsdale, N.Y., PEOPLE has learned.

According to a source, the pair obtained a license Tuesday morning. The document is valid for 60 days.

A rep for Beyoncé told PEOPLE, “No comment.” Jay-Z’s spokesperson could not be reached. (Source)

This is how all celebrity marriages should start because a lot of them don’t make it to the 60-day mark. Pam Anderson needs to look into this.

I’m sure there’s something more to this but I don’t have the energy or interest to even speculate.

Thanks not me (if not you, then who?)

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Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout My Beeeest Friend

1 04 2008

Rihanna has pulled the “brother/sister” and/or “best friend” card on her relationship with Chris Brown.

Rihanna is hoping to quash rumours she is dating fellow R+B star Chris Brown once and for all - by insisting their relationship is like “brother and sister”.

The pair has caused much speculation over the nature of their relationship since they were photographed frolicking in a Jamaican swimming pool together last month.

They further fuelled rumours last month after they were photographed leaving a London hotel together - but the Umbrella star insists Brown is more like a family member than a love interest.

She says, “I won’t say that we’re just friends - me and Chris are really best, best friends. We both started our careers around the same time. He is one of the only people in the industry … I trust and hang out with all the time.

“We are best friends, honestly, like brother and sister. If he was a boyfriend, I would say that.” (Source)

Mm’hmmmm. I bet they paint each others’ toenails and everything. The wording of this is “statement” so off!

I understand where she was going with this because it’s pretty much the oldest denial trick in the book, but I’m wondering if she consulted with Norbert on this one because… well, you know.

In all seriousness, I think this is a publicity stunt either way because we all know Rihanna is saving herself for Fred Savage and Chris is saving himself for Michael Jackson.

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Speaking Of Waldos…

11 03 2008

Nivea showed up to some party looking like a cross between Saaphyri, Lil Mama and a muppet. Rumor has it she’s back to gettin’ freaky with Weezy after dumping The-Dream last December, so we’ll probably be seeing a little more of her around soon. Which I’m not sure is a good thing after peeping this.

All I wanna know is… are you checking for another Nivea album?

(Photo Source)

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Yawn

26 02 2008

Oh look everyone, Rihanna and Chris Brown are ~together~.

We caught Chris Brown and Rihanna getting hot and heavy in the water — and this is the first photo of them as a loving duo.
R&B’s most secretive couple were sharing a romantic weekend in Jamaica and we can say for sure guys, the cat is out of the bag.
The Grammy winner, who was thrown a big birthday bash by Chris for her 20th birthday last week, was all over her younger man. “They were smooching in the pool and were really lovely dovey,” the PageSix.com spy told us exclusively. “They were playfully making out and he was kissing her on the neck.”

The attractive pair, who got matching star tattoos on their necks in January, got in the pool after a leisurely lunch yesterday at the Hilton Kingston Hotel in Jamaica. They were hanging out with friends and at about 3 p.m., Chris, 18, jumped into the water and waited while Rihanna went to her room and changed into a bikini.

She came back and was very scared of getting her hair wet, said the spy. “They were floating together with him carrying her and she kept saying, ‘Don’t get my hair wet.’ She was very soft and feminine but he was a big kid and splashing around.” (Source)

I guess they really are following that Jay-Z/Beyoncé model where they pretend no one knows. This is just tired and whatever. I’m laughing at the description of her as not wanting to get her hair wet and him being a “big kid splashing around”. They make it sound like he’s a toddler in the bathtub.

That hair can’t get wet because it holds Ambrosia, food of the Gods or something. There’s some magic crystals and probably some four leaf clovers hidden in that mug which would explain her ascendancy to the top of the food chain.

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Nelly Is A “Tinkle Shy” Blinged Out, Chicken Eating Playa!

21 02 2008

I saw this and just LOL’ed all over the place! I mean, from the club owner sending over chicken (what, he thinks black people only like chicken? He couldn’t send over any crudites?!) to Nelly being afraid to pee in front of other people. *dead dead and mo’ dead and crankin’ that with Sammy Davis*

Hip hoppers Nelly and Jermaine Dupri got the royal treatment at The Plumm Wednesday night. After clearing out the VIP area for their posse, owner Noel Ashman plied them with chicken wings and 35 bottles of beer, which they quickly downed. And when a tinkle-shy Nelly had to visit the loo, his security guards cleared the rest room so he could use it in private.

On his way back to his table, the blinged star “sprinted after Heidi, the coat-check girl,” said a spy. When he returned, he was all smiles. “Did you get it?” Dupri asked the grinning rapper. “Yeeeeah. She gave me her digits,” Nelly responded. (Source)

WWAD!? (What Would Ashanti Do!?)

“That’s bananas!”

If Heidi “the coat check girl” was YT, then Nelly, I’m calling India.Aire to have her write a song about you! Are him and Ashitty on the outs, or is Nelly just being an cheatin’ a**? I’m pretty sure that women don’t want they men getting phone numbers in the club, Nelly included. It kinda sucks being a celeb because you can never get ya swerve on in public without getting ratted out LOL. “Ay baby, let me holla at you!” *they start playing “Foolish”* “Ummm, never mind.”

And as far as him not peeing in the club, well, I ain’t scared to pee in a club; I”m just scared of touching anything LOL, and maybe slipping on some coke. I mean, this is Los Angeles.

Nelly’s a-asterisk-asterisk needs to be in a studio somewhere — no free chicken and Apple Bottom booty women until you can put out something better than “Wadsyaname”. I got a See ‘N Say with your name on it fam!

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Zoe Kravitz & Ben Foster Are Growing On Me

6 02 2008

I have to admit, like most people, when I first got word of this couple, it seemed like a big bowl of WTF. But after seeing these pictures I’m starting realize they look pretty good together, even though Zoe was born 18 hours ago and Ben is like 45. But whatever.

Zoe looks great in these pictures. I’m laughing because the photogs slowly but surely cut Ben’s ass until the limelight was all on her. I ain’t mad.

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Let’s Be Honest: Do We Really Care?

23 01 2008

Rihanna got her 97th janky ass tattoo recently (does she realize these aren’t the same as the washable ones you get at Round Table Pizza?) and it looks a lot like Chris Brown’s, so people are speculating that they might be dating (she also borrowed his jacket last week). I don’t think they really are dating since this tattoo looks like something they keep on reserve for girls who come to the parlor at age 16 with a forged consent form and ask for something “pretty”. But if they really are, they should have gotten a better set of matching tattoos. You know, like ones that said “Sit” and “Down”.

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I Guess Johnny Wasn’t Having That ONE BIT

16 01 2008


FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Great day in the mawning, Eddie and Tracey have broken up!!!

Just two weeks after their wedding, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have split, according to People.

The couple tied the knot on New Year’s Day on a private island near Bora Bora in French Polynesia.

They began dating fall 2006 and were engaged in July.

However, the wedding ceremony was a spiritual ceremony and the couple planned on having a legally binding ceremony upon returning to the U.S. However, since that ceremony never took place the couple was never official married to begin with.

Murphy, 46, has five children from his previous marriage to Nicole Mitchell Murphy, who filed for divorce in 2005. He also has a daughter with Spice Girl and “Dancing With the Stars” alum Mel B.

Edmonds, a 40-year-old movie producer, has two sons from her 12-year marriage to R&B singer Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds. As head of Edmonds Entertainment, she has produced the film and television series “Soul Food.”

Murphy’s film credits include “Dreamgirls,” “The Nutty Professor,” “Shrek” and “The Beverly Hills Cop” franchise. (source)

THIS nigga right cheah…..LAWD. I do declare, if Eddie don’t quit playing with these black women’s emotions, he’s gonna end up with a Mama Tina root box, Juanita Bynum word curse, Angela Bassett “Car on Fire” “Waiting to Exhale” style, tired slashed and car keyed Tamela Jones style from “Friday After Next,” and Johnny Gill giving him the herpes or something. He messing with EVERY ones emotions.

This is a mess. I won’t even go into how they weren’t married in the first place — “Brandy” style with that “spiritual union” mess. Tracey woke the f!*k up and was like, “HELL NAW I DON’T WANT TO BE A BEARD! CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!!”

I’m glad. I can love you better than he can Tracey. Johnny’s brain game must be proper! LOL let me quit. Erin, I can’t get that Vesta video out of my head ROFL!

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Reggie and Kim Engaged?

2 01 2008

Well that is what OK Magazine is saying.

The pair were together in Miami on Dec. 31, where Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s Bash in South Beach alongside Reggie. While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

…And should Kim and Reggie make that stroll down the aisle, he should know he’s got some good home-cooking waiting for him. “I’m the best cook!” Kim tells OK!. “People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle.

Anyway, I don’t even believe this and think that this is only coming out because they recently admitted to being together even though everyone has known that the whole time. I know a lot of Reggie Bush stans that are nervously wiping themselves down with vitamin water at the news but think about it…wouldn’t the reality show be hilarious? A show based around their marriage with Ray J busting in over there all the time after dinner to “get a plate.” DEAD.’

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Omarion and Bow Wow visit 106 & park

11 12 2007

O-Fool and Lil Roof Roof ( Thank “Just…Damn” for that one ) came on 106 & Park yesterday to promote their new album Face Off. Omarion just decided that he was going to shake things up a bit and get his “I got Cherokee in me!” on. He needs to just cut it off, make it into a wig, and give it to Janice Combs so she will have a new one to look bad in. Just in time for Christmas!

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Diddy & His Kitty

10 12 2007

Well, this is about as surprising as Queen Latifah *possibly* coming out of the closet:

December 10, 2007 — SEAN “Diddy” Combs is in love again. The hip-hop mogul made the decision to “cut off the various girls he has around the world” and settle down with on-and-off flame Cassie - at least for now. “She recently broke up with her boyfriend, and they’re in Miami together now,” our source said of the singer. Friends on both sides of the camp are whispering about their reunion. “They’re holed up together in Miami, very low-key. He’s really in love with her,” said the insider. (source)

Cassie needs to go back through the history books to see that hitting skins with your producer/label head is never a good thing. Just ask Mariah Carey. While Tommy Mattola made her a star, he also treated her like sh*t!

But….Mariah could sing.

I guess Cassie maybe realized that she could only get “so far” with Ryan Leslie and just threw her hands up in the air and said if she has got to go out like that, effin’ for trax, might as well go out a kept woman! Get that money!

I don’t blame Diddy, Cassie is one fine woman. But…this just makes one wonder…how long has this REALLY been going on…

That is one sex tape I DON’T want to see *shudders*. Probably as boring as Kim Kardashian and Ray-J. Cassie sitting there chewing gum and Diddy saying all kinds of retarded man isht like “take that, take that. I’mma Bad Boy baby. D-I-D-D-Y, it’s Diddy!” Don’t he just SEEM like that dude!? ROFL! 

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D.O.E. Clarifies Timbaland Rumors

20 11 2007

D.O.E., best known for his verse on “The Way I Are”, came to the defense of his mentor Timbaland on allegations from the New York Post that he knocked up a random girl. He says the girl is in fact Tim’s girlfriend Monique Idlett and that the two are engaged to be married.

“I want to clarify a few things to the Post for trying to make [Timbaland’s] fiancée seem like some random chick he knocked up. That’s his fiancée,” D.O.E. told AllHipHop.com. “I was there when he proposed to her and gave her a rock the size of Scott Storch’s head. This is the happiest I’ve ever seen big homie and I’m happy for him and his fiancée.”

“Not all Black men want to be a baby daddy. Get it right Post,” D.O.E. concluded. (Source)

OK, forget rapping, D.O.E. needs to go into Public Relations. I fell out at this! That comment about Scott Storch’s head had me on the floor because it was so unexpected. For some reason I can hear him saying “Get it right, Post!” like a second grader.

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LaMichael and The Cheerleader Are Dating

16 11 2007

JJ’s Dirt is reporting that Evan Ross and Hayden Panettiere are dating and were caught making out like crazy at the Victoria’s Secret show after party. They’re young or whatever so I’m gonna tone down the hating as much as possible. All I’ll say is they’ll never fight over the toilet seat.

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Rihanna admits to dating Josh Hartnett

6 11 2007

 

Rihanna has revealed she’s in a relationship with Hollywood hunk Josh Harnett.

She told The Mirror: “I’ve fallen for him big time…. He is so hot and really sweet to me.”

When confessing Rihanna confusingly said: “I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends.” And MTV would be lying if we told you we were not pleased for you.

The Shut Up And Drive stunner was previously linked with Transformers actor Shia Lebouef but has certainly put paid to those rumours.

Rihanna told the paper all about her new Pearl Harbour boyfriend, who is 10 years older than her.

She continued: “When we hang out it feels right- even though it’s still pretty new.”

Can we get a round of applause for her PR team? Jesus this is brilliant! When your client isn’t selling like you thought and you have put her on every magazine in the world ( I think she was on Cat Fancy twice? ) and she isn’t QUITE ready to start bearding yet you just put her with Josh Hartnett. I’m almost laughing at how we all thought she was really dating Omarion back in the day! She’s probably like “Who?”

I’m kind of hating because I saw 30 Days of Night the other day and he didn’t look bad in it at all.

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Tracey & The Black Bradys

18 10 2007

Tracey Edmonds (or “Stacey” as WireImage calls her, LMAO!) is once again talking about this marriage to Eddie Murphy that no one cares about. She’s getting that money and I can’t hate but damn, just keep it to yourself. Apparently their wedding is scheduled for the end of the year and will be somewhere “far away and romantic”. Yahh, bitch, yahh.

She also talked about how excited she was to create a “blended” family of her two kids and Eddie’s five six nine 324.

“There will be some adjusting but I think it’s going to be a lot of fun,” Edmonds said. “Eddie’s got some fantastic, beautiful fun kids and I’ve got two wonderful boys, so it’ll be nice to get everybody together.” (Source)

Don’t act surprised when VH1 or E! comes out with a reality show called “The Black Bradys” following these losers. Ugh.

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