Everyone Wants A Piece Of The ‘Good Life’

27 03 2008

Kanyeisha is a lot of things, but I don’t think he’s a thief. “D’Mystro” disagrees.

An obscure songwriter named D’Mystro is claiming that Kanye West jacked one of his songs. In a lawsuit filed in Maryland District Court, D’Mystro (real name Dayna Staggs ) accused Kanye of copyright infringement for the T-Pain-featured hit song “Good Life.”

The suit which also named West’s label, Roc-A-Fella, claims that he didn’t obtain a license to use “Volume of Good Life” for his song. D’Mystro also expressed displeasure at the vulgar and offensive words on “Good Life,” which he claims “harms the reputation” of his song. According to the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Kanye was only 6 or 7 when “Volume of Good Life” was copyrighted. D’Mystro claims to have suffered “irreparable injury” and is seeking injunctive relief of “85% of all world sales of the proceeds from the music that uses his work.”
Earlier this year, Kanye won a Grammy for “Good Life,” in the Best Rap Song category. (Source)

What I wanna know is, how did Kanye steal this song from ol’ boy when 50% is Jacko’s chipmunks from “PYT” and 25% of it is from “School Spirit”?

Somehow I’m not surprised he wants money. A mess at this harming the reputation of his song. Has anyone else heard it besides he and his cats?

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The Pied Piper Says: “JA’MON, KIDS!”

25 03 2008

After all the years it’s been open, we are finally getting a sneak peek of what Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch looks like on the inside now that the space is in danger of being auctioned off. There’s a lot of what you would expect… carousels, ferris wheels and shit, but there was also this lithograph, photographed near the entrance, of Michael leading a group of kids down a path.

I’m sorry but I fell out when I saw this! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I really don’t think Michael has ever molested any kids, I think he thinks he’s a child himself, but DAMN! It could be my eyes deceiving me but it looks like that line of children reaches all the down the bend! Someone call Dora the Explorer and let her know she needs to call Child Services so they can LET HER PEOPLE GO.

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Billie Jean Won’t Take No For An Answer!

12 03 2008

A woman going by the name Billie Jean Jackson was arrested trying to break into Neverland Ranch earlier this week, claiming she was married to Michael and that it was her house, too. HEEEE-HEE!

Jackson, 60, told a security guard at the front gate of the ranch that she was Jackson’s wife and this was her ranch, too, reported the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department.

The guard, who had arrested Jackson multiple times before on suspicion of trespassing, turned her away.

Jackson moved a few yards down the road and climbed over a fence, the sheriff’s department reported. She was then detained by security.

Deputies responded to the ranch shortly after 6 p.m. for the trespassing call and Jackson was booked into County Jail on suspicion of trespassing. Her bail was set at $2,500. (Source)

Maybe she just wanted to feed Bubbles.

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Video: Estelle (feat. Kanye West) - “American Boy”

26 02 2008

When I started watching this the first thing that popped into my head is how badly this video will be shutting the dressing rooms DOWN in MetroPark for the next six months, but other than that I can’t see this getting too much play. I’m sure a bunch of hipsters will bang this while drinking some wine coolers and looking at artwork like this. But most people are probably going to be listening to the new-new ringtone shit.

I’m not even trying to get elitist here because while I like Estelle, this song is very elevator music-ish. It’s pleasant or whatever but overall I find it boring. Kanye phoned these verses in as a favor to his boo-boo John Legend. I’ll still be checking for her album though because “Wait A Minute” was hot and I’m willing to give her another shot off that.

DEAD @ that Michael Jackson mugshot pin Kanye’s rocking. That’s gonna be on sale everywhere soon.

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Even 3T Had Negro Features…These 2? Not So Much.

31 01 2008



Michael Jackson, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.

The boy MAAAAAAYBE looks like him, but come on…vitiligo doesn’t affect your genes. Don’t affect your sperm. As dark as them Jackson’s are, and as much as he wants us to believe he is a white lady now, there’s no way he could have two children who look like that!
Even 3T were lightskinned, but come on, they still had black features LOL. These little kids look adopted. Jackson have SKRONG features.

I really don’t care, but this just kind of blew my mind. I spotted it over at blackfolk.

If you believe those are his kids, then I got a planet called Pluto I want to sell you. Step into my office…

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Let’s Just Call A Spade a Spade, Janet!

4 12 2007

Now I loves me some Damita Jo (well old school), but come on, REALLY? Girl stop!

EVERY member of the Jackson family - Michael included - is trying to put together a 40-city world tour. Except, that is, for Janet Jackson. A music industry insider told Page Six, “Janet said she would be willing to participate in a few select shows next year, but [her fiancĂ©] Jermaine Dupri is holding her out of it. He wants Janet to go back in the studio and record another album, and he’s also wary of having her be associated with Michael because he’s gotten such bad press and is just freaky.” (source)

Hoe sit down and shut up and just go get that money! Because I am sorry, I would shell out top $$ for that tour. I can only watch “Jackson 5: The American Dream” so many times before I want to see it in person. “Weeeeeee…..THANK YOUUUUUUU!” What ya’ll know about that!?

I mean, but Janet….Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot. Have ya’ll met? OK.

Don’t act like your nose isn’t magical either. Maybe not as magical as Michael’s but come on, lookin’ like the witch from Cinderella. Giving Jermaine Dupri them apples. LOL.

You ain’t exactly free from fleas yourself Ms. Janet! Your love for little people and pancakes is well-documented.

Bwahaha! Oh, and I don’t know about ya’ll, but I been checking for Randy Jackson lately, haven’t you?


If Rebbie comes out and does “Centipede” I would literally die. Right there. My soul would instantly rise up to meet Sweet Minty Jesus in Peppermint Patty Heaven.

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The Kang of Pop Covers Ebony

4 11 2007

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Say what?! TELL ME Michael Jackson ain’t gunning for Kelly Rowland’s “Dark and Lovely” promo gig!

Or is it Queen Latifah “Covergirl” job? Iono.

I do know this: in the time it took to airbrush MJ to make “it” look human, two babies were born and I won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes and went broke all in one swoop.

His hair though? His face might look like the good china on grandma’s “nice” table, but that hair is, as the old women say, “Fried, Dyed, AND LAID TO THE SIDE.”

I love MJ though. I wish he could get his music together like he has that hair together!!

Snap for the Kids!

More pics after the jump, courtesy of ONTD!

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New Music: Michael Jackson (?) - “Let Me Let Go”

24 10 2007

This picture is fugged up, I know ROFL.

Michael Jackson - “Let Me Let Go”

I can’t call it if this is new or old or if this is even him the more I listen to it. But…I am thinking it’s new…I’ve not heard this before.

And well…hmmm…while it’s not BAD, it sure isn’t GREAT. “Singles scene?” Really? Again, people, let’s look over these lyrics. Sheiza!

I don’t know, I’mma let ya’ll handle this one. I’m just kind of speechless LOL. BTW that Britney leaked, but it ain’t even hot enough for me to bother writing about. It made my crotch itch. Seriously.

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Hee Hee! West Teams Up With King Of Pop

11 10 2007

The jokes just write themselves folks. Fire? Really? With that pose? Too easy.

Michael Jackson told Kanye to “shamone!” and do some music for him.

Hope it don’t turn out like Janet’s “My Baby.” Wamp wamp.

Kanye West has revealed he is working on a track with Michael Jackson, sparking more rumours that Jackson will be releasing a new album in the near future.

Yesterday (October 10), Jackson sparked rumours that he would be announcing new material, after the singer wrote a letter to his European fans.

He said he would be “sharing exciting and surprising news with you from my other efforts”.

West told The Sun: “I’m working on stuff for Michael Jackson. If I like a person’s outlet or what a person brings to the table then I’ll speak to them.”

The album would be his first new material since 2001’s ‘Invinsible’. (source)

I think I listen to Michael Jackson at least 3-4 times a week. I been jammin’ on “Ghosts” and “Scream” lately.

What they need to do is bring back the duets with Janet cause OMG, “Scream” is one of the best MJ songs ever.

Donda’s son better do MicJac right. Or I’mma sick Usher’s hound on him. ROFL.

And just what we need, one more thing to make Kanye MORE full of himself. He gonna be walking around with a white sequined glove now, tombout some “kiss my hand, I’m royalty.” We’ll save that for John Legend Kanyetta.

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That’s my boy.

26 09 2007

This one really hurt my heart. I am Michael Jackson stan but I can’t hold on any longer. I felt bad about giving him Mess Of the Moment. I’m going to give him a shot because I love him. Here are the pictures of Michael Jackson ( I know right?! ) on the cover of L’uomo Vogue. I didn’t know he was planning on doing this shoot and this is just weird because he hasn’t done anything human in so long. Looking at these pictures is like watching an elephant buy a pack of 16 inch Yaki off Flatbush. Just crazy.

A mess at how white his face is. He looks like he is about to do a mime praise dance at First AME Church.

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Mike, I Don’t Have the Time

21 09 2007

Michael Jackson, I simply don’t have the time for this. I don’t have it in me to post another article talking about your big “comeback” only to have you do some weak performance at a bootleg awards show, fly back to Qatar or whatever sand pit you’re in now, sit on your pasty ass and do nothing. Put your money that hasn’t been seized by the IRS or gone to Bubbles‘ medical bills where your mouth is and do the following: LESS TALKING, MORE RELEASING.

[A]ccording to the Chicago Sun-Times, Jackson has been taking meetings with big names in the music industry regarding his plans for a new album and promotional tour that will be ready by the end of next year or early 2009.

“This is something Michael is carefully planning,” a source close to Jackson told the Sun-Times. “I think the album is going to be amazing. From what I’ve heard, it will be as big as Thrillerand yet will take his music in a new direction to appeal to new, younger fansbut will still have those Michael touches his traditional fans love.”

Fans can reportedly expect a bit of a family reunion on this project, as collaborations with Janet and some of the Jackson brothers are part of Michaels current plans.

“Can you imagine what a sensation it would be if Michael and Janet toured together? That is something that’s being discussed,” Jackson’s associate added. (Source)

As big as Thriller? I’m sorry, nameless source, I don’t believe you, you need more people. And preferably ones with names. And even more specifically, ones who have some lil’ shitty MP3s to give us. Is that so much to ask? Toss us a freakin’ bone over here.

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(Some of) The Jackson’s Write A Letter

11 09 2007

Oh Lord, look what Flusher done started! They done dragged Katherine out of her plush Mother-In-Law house for this tomfoolery?

The text reads:

People Magazine has followed other publications in reporting untrue and inaccurate information about Michael Jackson and the Jackson Family. Of these widely reported rumors, what has become the most troubling and heronious, is that my son, and our brother Michael Jackson is dependent on painkillers and alcohol.

People, and other news organizations, have quoted “sources” indicating that our family has attempted a drug intervention, and engaged in an effort to take over his business affairs, because of this alleged drug and alcohol usage.

We categorically deny ever planning, participating in, of having knowledge of any kind of intervention whatsoever. We strongly believe that these “sources” and others, no matter who they are, are making these defamatory, inaccurate, and untrue claims for monetary reasons.

Michael Jackson and the Jackson family has endured years of false accusations and misrepresentations.

It is time for these unfair and hurtful rumors for profit to end.

Thank you

Signed by
Tito Jackson, Marlon Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Jermaine Jackson and Katherine Jackson

The Jackson’s have had it with you alleging that their brother likes Jesus Juice! Cease and Desist or feel the wrath of a Latoya Jackson Psychic Curse! LOL.

I guess they couldn’t drag Janet out from under her very own “Midget Mac” (miggedy-miggedy-miggedy-mac-daddy!) to get her to sign it LOL. We all know Janet stays out of the family drama.

However, why come no one told me that they had such effed up names?!?! WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS. I have seen “The American Dream: The Jackson 5 Story” a billion jillion times (love that movie) and I sure don’t remember hearing this. SIGMUND ESCO (JACKIE) JACKSON!? How in the name of Alicia Keys do you get Jackie from all of that!?

And please, please, PLEASE TELL ME JERMAINE DID NOT SIGN WITH SMILEY FACES!!! What is, a 10 year old girl?!


Someone had me my prayer cloth & olive oil, I need to intercede tonight on MJ’s behalf. I might throw in a prayer for R. Kelly too.

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No Other Words but ROFL

5 06 2007
“The Indian Thriller”

I don’t know if ya’ll have ever seen this or not…but the Mike Tyson post made me go find it so I could post it.

This is so wrong it’s right. The dude looks slightly zesty, but seriously, this is AMAZING ROFL. And I love how the girl/dancers/monsters/MJ dude go from happy to sad to scary to back to happy and zesty. Profound, even!

Jesus be Rebbie Jackson!

BONUS! Rebbie Jackson - “Centipede”

Could you imagine Mike Tyson doing a remake of “Black or White” or “Bad”? The possibilities blow my mind…

The two videos remind me of each other for some reason LOL. Rebbie is like, the only pretty Jackson btw. LOL the most natural looking one at least, IMO.

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Michael Jackson plans Vegas robot…and just throws that comeback out of the window!

27 03 2007

Jesus Christ. It’s like he just puts ideas on pieces of paper, put them in a brown paper bag and just PICKS one. I guess this week he decided that he wants to have a 50 foot robot that looks like him roaming the Las Vegas desert. And if you just asked yourself “Is it going to shoot laser beams?!” the answer is YES. YES IT WILL!

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004’s turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot’s designer.

Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn-up for the show and seen by the star.

“Michael’s looked at the sketches and likes them”, he told the New York Daily News.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.”


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Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty

19 03 2007

In addition to being a pain-in-the-ass guest that surpassed the ranks of even Jennifer Lopez (according to staffers), Michael Jackson attempted to check in as a woman at the Jumeirah Carlton Tower in London, according to Jeanette Walls.

“He has a massive group with him and they are taking up the whole top floor of the place and making our jobs difficult,” says an employee. “It is all top secret and we have to make sure that nobody knows he is here.” Well, I guess you failed that mission.

They also said the Queen of Pop refuses to hand out tips, like other famous guests like Madonna always do.

Look, I know a lot of people think Mike is gay or that he even molests kids, but I have a hard time believing the boy is anything besides asexual. He has the mindset of an intelligent 10 year old. Let’s just get him an All Dogs Go To Heaven DVD, let him eat some Ninja Turtle ice cream, make sure Quincy Jones is involved and BAM! We’ll have another classic album in no time.

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