Diapers Change On Their Own

15 04 2008

Amy Winehouse was recently snapped acting very motherly with an unidentified child, in between her favorite activity of taking shots, of course. What, give the girl a break. At least she didn’t try to snort anything off the baby. That we know of.

In some of the pics (see first after the jump, especially) it looks like Wino might be carrying a little Wino of her own. It could always be coke bloat, though.

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I’m just gonna post this and offer up a prayer…

29 03 2008

Seriously tho…I really hope this gets better. I’m really praying.

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…Disturbing

14 03 2008

Drag queen little person impersonator La Pequeña Amy Winehouse is the hottest thing from Chile since chiles. Ring the alarm!

The sight alone of this bundle of joy smoking, drinking, humping and lip-synching her way through “Rehab” in a Holiday Inn is enough to drive any person to their death bed, but I really fell out when she started speaking in Spanish.

Did she just say “Me encantan las drogas“?!

I like how “Amy Winehouse” goes from being pronounced correctly at first to “Ah-me Ween-house” at the end.

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Ride Or Die

18 02 2008

Amy Winehouse out and about sporting what looks like a tear-drop tattoo — holding it down for her BLAKE INCARCERATED!

It could be eyeliner. I don’t really know. But what I do know is I wouldn’t mess with Amy Winehouse if I saw her walking down the street. If she grew up here in the States she probably would have joined a gang and beat all the bitches down when they jumped her in. In fact, I’m gonna call her “La Loca Amy” from now on.

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You’re Turning Into A Woman… Again

12 02 2008

Amy Winehouse looks like she’s finally cleaning up.

After turning in a pretty good performance at the Grammys, UK’s Hottest Mess stepped out looking… not so messy, and pretty grown in the chest. I ain’t mad! If you’ve seen the artwork from her first album (and pictures from that era), you know she has a body when she’s not on rocks.

I don’t know if she’s quite worthy of the “Hotties” tag yet, but I’m going to give it to her anyway for such a vast improvement. Get it!

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WHINEHOUSE WATCH 2008!

8 02 2008

 

Our favorite belting, chain smoking, beehive-coiffed chanteuse Amy Winehouse is up for a bunch of Grammys on Sunday. They’d been trying to get here in, but it looks like it’s a no-go as her visa request was denied by the U.S. Embassy. Rumors are though that she’s going to be performing live via satellite and also accepting via satellite if she wins. Tina Turner & Amy Winehouse?! YES! My Tivo is gonna be on fiyah.

In other news, Amy might be writing and recording the new James Bond movie theme. I’m a huge Bond fan, and I think it would be a great idea. The catch is that she’d have to stay clean until April, which is when the joint is being recorded. *sideeye* Let’s pray she can hold out LOL. “Quantum of Solace,” the latest in the Bond franchise will be out soon. I liked the last Bond theme, written by one of my favorite Rock vocalists, Chris Cornell.

Lastly, rumors are also going around that she’s going to be moving in with Ozzy Osbourne!? I guess she feels comfortable there because she’s friends with Kelly Osbourne, who’s also dealt with drugs with her family. I mean, these people kill me. Rehab isn’t supposed to be fun and comfortable! It’s so you can get yo sh*t together!! Amazing. Kirsten Dunst is in rehab too (from the “Spider Man” movies). Eva Mendes just got OUT of rehab.

Maybe I should go to rehab to kick my extra-sweet Red Kool-Aid habit. Gotta head off these cavities at the pass!

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Amy In Rehab

25 01 2008

I hate that everyone is going for the MOST obvious joke EVAR - “Winehouse in rehab? Yes, yes, yes!” Ugh, dig a hole bury yourselves for that one.

More rehab for Amy Winehouse? Yes, yes, yes. The jazz-pop diva best known for refusing to enter drug rehab in her hit song entered a treatment facility Thursday. The announcement came just days after the 24-year-old was pictured in British tabloid The Sun inhaling fumes from a small pipe. Police are investigating.

“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors,” Universal Music Group said in a statement. The statement also indicated Winehouse still planned to attend and perform at the Grammys, to be held Feb. 10 in Los Angeles.

“She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction,” the statement said. (Source)

I pray God speed and I hope they chain that momofooka DOWN. Execution-style! I don’t want Amy to die! And how could we go on without her “Pretty Pretty Princess” Ballet slippers M.I.A. from the picture game? My life wouldn’t be complete!

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She’s ACTUALLY Smoking Crack

22 01 2008

Well, by now you’ve probably heard about this that The Sun has footage of Amy Winehouse smoking crack in a hotel room. We all knew Amy was on “that stuff” but who knew that it was really, just ACTUALLY, crack rocks. I figured heroin and maybe meth but crack? This video is kind of choppy, the sound goes in and out, but the picture is clear enough. This makes me really sad and I can’t make any jokes about her anymore because I truthfully think she’s going to die soon if she doesn’t get help.

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Mess of the Moment *All-Star Edition*: Amy Winehouse….AGAIN.

17 01 2008

So back in our LAST “Mess of the Moment” post, I nominated Amy Winehouse to be our Patron High Priestess of A Hot Mess, and my nomination was seconded & thirded LOL. So…presenting our Patron High Priestess of A Hot Mess, Dame Amy of Whinehouse!


Patron High Priestess of A Hot Mess, Dame Amy of Whinehouse!

You know, she just makes it so easy. I mean….really!

More pics after the jump, of course LOL. Spotted over at ONTD.

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Amy Winehouse Arrested Again

18 12 2007

Amy Winehouse has been arrested once again, for “perverting the course of justice”, according to BBC. I don’t even care anymore. This is stupid.

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Never Get High On Your Own Supply

3 12 2007

Amy Wineflask…what are we going to do with you!?

If Amy Winehouse’s fans were hoping she might be trying to get her act together, these pictures will not provide much reassurance.

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend’s house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated - as her mother-in-law says she taking more drugs than ever.

Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.

Quite why she came outside only half dressed in the early hours is unclear. One onlooker said she looked up and down the road as if she was waiting for someone, but no one arrived at the house.

“She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit.

“She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird.” (source)

Wow….wow.

This is CLASSIC crackhead behavior. I guess a rep for Amy said that she had “heard a noise” and she went outside to investigate.

Good, she could use that crack strength on them to mollywhop an intruder! I bet she do got some pounds and euros stick in that beehive of hers.

This is just beyond sad now. I am so apathetic to her and this drug thing now. I hope we won’t be writing an obituary for her in the very near future.

I’d HATE to be a paparazzi. You got to see ish like THIS at 5:00 AM in the morning. *crosses self in the name of the Father, Son, and Sweet Minty Jesus.* Amy’s crackhead exploits are enough to make me never want to touch a drug. Bleh.

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Amy Winehouse Just… Being Herself, I Guess

28 11 2007

Amy Winehouse enjoying an apple, which I’m sure was the only thing she ate for three days. She looks 62% 89% ALL retarded here with that stance, her gaping mouth and those crackhead eyes. This picture was snapped outside a Brighton concert venue, where she was apparently cleaning up judging by the Aunt Jemima bow she’s rocking. I’m not even going to bother making her Mess of the Moment because it’s just too easy.

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Lauryn, Take A Hint Boo-Boo! Amy Cancels Tour

27 11 2007

 

I guess since the secret was out that she was doing lines on stage that she had hidden in her bouffant, they finally decided to make her sat down somewhere. Some choice quotes:

Singer Amy Winehouse has called off all gigs and other public appearances for the remainder of 2007, after her doctor advised her to take complete rest.

A statement issued by concert promoter Live Nation blamed “the rigours involved in touring and the intense emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks” for the decision.

“In the interests of her health and wellbeing, Amy has been ordered to take complete rest and deal with her health issues,” the statement added.

Winehouse, 24, was quoted as saying: “I can’t give it my all on stage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing.

“My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.” (source)

“Health and well-being”…right. Health issues? RIGHT. Don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly? WHAT? No husband = getting high alone. Cause them background singers? THEY were in it to win it. But as far as her saying she was giving it her all….and she needs to rest…I got to do it ya’ll:


“SIDE EYE OF DEATH”

Oh well, maybe she will get clean and put out a FANTASTIC album. Or, maybe her, Apples and Queen Hill will get together and hit the road on the “Purple Haze 2K8″ tour, hitting hoods and corners near you (after the arena show of course).

Amy reminds me of Leon in The Temptations playing David Ruffin. LOL. Just always high and missing and performing while being a mess. God bless the Children.

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Tour Manager Quits Winehouse’s Tour Over Contact Highs

16 11 2007

 

Amy Wineboxes’ tour manager has quit because he was getting a heroin high.

Well, that’s like working at McDonald’s and NOT expecting to gain 20 lbs in a month. Dummy!

Troubled Amy Winehouse has been dealt another blow today after her tour manager quit amid drugs accusations.

Thom Stone walked out on the singer just a day after she had a meltdown during a gig in Birmingham, swearing at fans and falling over on stage.

Mr. Stone confirmed he had quit after it was said that he found working with Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil who is currently behind bars, was harming his health.

The last straw was when Amy, 24, and Blake were arrested with cannabis in Norway last month.

The Sun reported today that doctors found heroin in Mr. Stone’s system after he inhaled it passively on Amy’s tour bus.

The tour manager is said to have produced a doctor’s note which revealed traces of the class A drug in his blood.

“He insisted to the management team that the only way that could have happened would have been through inhaling it from Blake and Amy. Thom just had it up to here. It was a nightmare job,” the paper reported. (source)

Her show in Birmingham was a hot tail mess, her husband is in jail…I mean, really, can’t someone just lock this chick up in a padded room and let her scream and detox for a couple of weeks?

I think it’s atrocious that she’s touring, and even MORE atrocious that some dummy paid money to see her live, knowing good and well that she’d be higher than a 747.

I love her voice, but I can only take the crackheads in my family please. At least they STEAL my money. What da hell I look like GIVING it to Amy? Girl, stop!


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Footage from a recent show

Yo, this chick is high out of her mind! Tugging on the shirt? Wiping the nose? Lack of coherency?! I mean, I’m no MD, but I got a PhD in Hoodology, and she might as well be outside Crenshaw Liquor begging for change and money for a cheeseburger.

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Just put her to sleep already.

2 11 2007


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Amy Winehouse sort of performed last night at MTV Europe Awards in Munich while on all kinds of drugs and alcohol. This is a wreck! Her people couldn’t stop this? Say she was exhausted? That someone died? I fell out at how her back-up singer tried to do damage control but it didn’t work. Amy took home the Artists’ Choice Award and was booed while accepting it.

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