TGIF - Let’s get this party started right!

18 04 2008

AHM would like to thank hotghettomess.com and Annette for these pics.

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Friday’s Guest Blogger: Ms. Antina

18 04 2008

Aight…I’m all for trying new things to keep the site interesting, so I decided to let you good people submit your own blog topic and on Friday, the best submission will get posted.  Only one blog topic per week.  So, if you would like to participate, here is what you must do:

1. Submit your topic on Thursday only. (anything earlier than Thursday will not count)
2. The blog post must be humorous and contain 100% Hot Mess.  (we don’t want serious stories)
3. The blog post must be respectful of race and sexual orientation.
4. Submit your topic to our email: ahotmessblog@gmail.com, and title it “Friday’s Post”
5. Submit only one per week (just to be fair to others).

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“Sexy Red” by AHM (sponsored by MediaTakeOut.com)

17 04 2008

(*in my Barry White voice*) Eh em…

Awww yeah. I know sometimes Thursdays aren’t mighty kind to you all. I know sometimes work may be a little stressful. That’s why I want you to get in a comfortable position, ease your mind, and relax. Perhaps, you may want to get a glass of wine, or sparkling grape juice (from Walmart)…whatever your vice is. Let’s escape. All I want y’all to do is press play on the video below. Don’t worry, it’s not a visual video, just an audio. Zone out…and when you’re ready…I want you to scroll down slowly. After you’re done…feel free to leave a comment of thanks to the good folks over at ahotmessblog.com. Aight…now press play (then scroll down slooooow):


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Look at this futhamucka here!!!

15 04 2008

Aight…this is my last post of the day, so I leave ya’ll with this.  This is soccer player Djibril Cissé.  Some may have other opinions, but this dude looks a wretched hot mess.  I’m not talking about his soccer skills or his life.  I’m currently looking at these hot mess pics like “Who vetoed this Bill of Foolishness?”  Synonyms such as “Bird-money” and “angry toliet brush” has been mentioned in relation to these pics.  Thanks Bossip!  (more pics below)

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*Candidate for Hot Mess of The Year: Dumb Robber

10 04 2008

This negro is stoopid (with the two 0’s). I can’t even formulate words. He is definitely a candidate for Hot Mess of the Year.
Oh God. I’m just *dead* at the whole thing. Seriously…I’m speechless on this one.

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Maybe Polow Was Too Busy Building His New Manor

3 04 2008

World Star Hip Hop and a kid with the Garage Band software had the scoop on how Polow Da “Meerkat” Don phoned in smoke signaled in the “Love In This Club” beat for Usher. Who knows how many upper lip waxing treatments Tameka had to miss because of how much Ush paid for this song, and to find out it was all a default beat? As Ashanti would say — “THAT’S BANANAS!”

Watch the video of how it was done here:

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Watch this with a straight face:

3 04 2008

Before I post the video, I would like to let everyone know that Raider_wifee has ruined my chances of entering the Pearly gates for sending me this. I feel like I’m going to hell with a full-ride scholarship. (*forgive me Lawd*):


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Man…April 1st isn’t playing around!

1 04 2008

April 1st is bringing out all the fools:

They say a picture is worth a thousand words right? So why even try responding to a picture with a few words. Here’s my reply:

The resemblance is remarkable!

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Tank Got Tased?

19 02 2008

I ignored this when I first heard about it because it was from Chinese Takeout but I guess the woman who was with Tank actually spoke out and said that he was indeed brutalized by police this past weekend in New Orleans.

R&B singer Tank was arrested outside the House of Blues in New Orleans early Monday morning on several charges including disorderly conduct.

The singer and a friend were headed to an afterparty for NBA All-Star Weekend at the House of Blues, but were reportedly blocked by police due to a shooting in the area. According to an, the police were rude, harassing both Tank and his female friend Ira Dewitt, before telling them they could not enter the area.

In response, Tank told the policemen “Why are you gonna be like that?” Then, immediately began to walk way. That’s when three police alleged attacked Tank and began using their tasers on him.

“We started walking away,” Ira told MediaTakeOut.com, “but they grabbed Tank and threw him against the wall. [The cops] bent one of his arms up and the other arm back and asked him to do something. Tank told them that he couldn’t and before you knew it, there were three cops all over him… and they tased him.”

Tank was arrested and booked, and was reportedly released on bail Monday. (Source)

I’m sure these cops didn’t know who he was (and I can’t really fault them for that, no offense T) or else they would have been all “Pleeeeaseee don’t go” instead of jumping on his ass when he started to walk away. Tasers are no joke! They have you paralyzed on the ground and the only thing you can do is talk, really. It happened here at my school and apparently D-listers are the next target. Everyone watch out for them tasers!

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‘Girlfriends’ Unceremoniously Dumped

12 02 2008

Damn, this is rough! “Girlfriends” has been on the air for eight seasons and now The CW has not only decided to cancel the series, but to drop it without giving it a proper finale!

We hear from a source within the “Girlfriends” writing camp that the CW has decided to cancel the series immediately instead of bringing it back for a ninth season.

While no official announcement had been made as of press time, we were told the CW will not even film this season’s remaining nine episodes that were suspended during the writer’s strike.

Ironically, news of the show’s cancellation comes just as the strike has ended and the writing staff was preparing to return to work. We were informed by one of the writers yesterday that Monday night’s one-hour block of new episodes served as the show’s last.

“Girlfriends” became the longest-running live-action comedy series currently on network television with the debut of its current season in October 2007. The writers strike suspended production after only 13 of 22 ordered episodes were completed.

The series, created by Mara Brock-Akil, was consistently the No. 1 show in black households since its Sept. 11, 2000 debut. Original cast members Tracee Ellis Ross, Golden Brooks, Persia White and Jill Marie Jones starred as a group of close friends dealing with life and love in Los Angeles. Jones left the series in at the end of Season 6. (Source)

I guess Tracee will have to go back to being one of Diana’s snitches, Golden will continue to show up to red carpets looking a mess, and Persia White will um… uh… do porn infomercials? I don’t even know.

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APB Out On A YT Boy With Bad Hairplugs!

2 02 2008

Oh, see, he done up and lost his mind. Though, if he spits on people and is just a mad disrespectful person, I can’t say that I am shocked. She was worried about the big BLACK man getting violent with her!

February 2, 2008 — IT looks like “I Love New York” bimbo Tiffany Pollard, nicknamed “New York” on the reality show, still hasn’t found her Prince Charming. She and her latest suitor, Taylor Made (real name: George Weisgerber), fought publicly all night at the opening of new 27th Street lounge Suzie Wong’s. After she pointed her finger in his face and yelled at him in front of Shanna Moakler, Simon Rex and Bethenny Frankel inside the club, the duo continued squabbling outside, where Weisgerber head-butted Pollard in the face. “She flipped out,” said our spy. (source)

Who you think she gonna call to go and murk that dude? Her big black friends — not no lil’ scrawny YT boy. I don’t care for New York either, but I don’t take our black women being disrespected. I might trip him or something if walked down my aisle on an airplane flight.

Please stop with the reality shows Tiffany and go r-e-a-d-a-b-o-o-k! If this is true, she better press charges!

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Danity Kane Gets Reckless on Keyshia Cole

30 01 2008

Danity Kane Discuss Their Keyshia Cole Run-Ins

OHHHHH SNAP…Keylolo bout to go get Neffe’ and cut.some.snitches.up! Keyshia just mad that Aubrey’s hair is blonder than hers ROFL.

Danity Kane were on Miss Jones and were talking about how Keyshia Cole has been rude to them not once…not twice…but FIVE times. AND I’M DEAD at them bringing up the Youtube video of her sounding a hot mess. OMG I used to watch this video over and over and over and over and over again.


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“Oooh Jesus help me please!”

Keyshia…she sounds better now, bless her soul. She’s had some lessons since then…I think this was like, last Easter or something. LOL.

Aubrey needs to stop though — the only microphone I’m sure she’s been singing into lately is Diddy’s and Donnie’s! She’s such a jezebel…Sweet Minty Spearmint Jesus wipe her down with disinfectant. She’s quickly becoming the least favorite…she needs to slooooow it down.

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Unless You’re A Die-Hard Feminist, This Really Is Inexcusable

30 01 2008

Kelly Rowland showed up to some event sporting a little underarm mustache. You would think for someone who probably waxes Beyoncé’s upper lip on the regular that she would take some time to clean herself up, but I guess she was too busy promoting her smash hit album Ms. Kelly. Too busy starring in an off-Broadway play. Too busy watching 106 & Park? Shit, I don’t know.

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Mary J., Timbaland, 50 Cent, Wyclef & Tyler Perry Named In Steroid Scandal

13 01 2008

Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, 50 Cent, Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry have been named in relation with a steroids trafficking case in Albany, NY that has already landed athletes like Barry Bonds and Marion Jones in hot water.

Information has surfaced recently showing those stars are among tens of thousands of people who may have used or received prescribed shipments of steroids and injectable human growth hormone in recent years. Law enforcement officials have said they have no evidence in their sprawling multistate probe that customers, including Blige or other entertainers, violated any laws. Instead, they are targeting anti-aging clinics, doctors and pharmacists who prescribed the drugs.

Still, medical experts say that use of steroids and human growth hormone — an estimated $10 billion-a-year operation worldwide — reaching into the entertainment industry illustrates how pervasive steroids use in the United States has become. It is not unique to athletics, where performance-enhancing drug use has marred many sports. For many celebrities, the lure of hormonal drugs is their supposed, unproven anti-aging effects.

While Congress is preparing to focus on baseball players alleged to have taken the drugs, medical experts are warning that steroids and human growth hormone are being illegally prescribed nationwide at an alarming rate under the misconception they will aid healing, enhance looks, strength and speed, or slow aging.

Records shared with the Times Union and information from several cooperating witnesses on Long Island indicate Blige and other stars were shipped prescribed human growth hormone or steroids — sometimes under fictitious names — at hotels, production studios, private residences, an upscale Manhattan fitness club and through the Long Island office of Michael Diamond, a chiropractor affiliated with the celebrities, sources said.

“In the end the story is less about the entertainers and the athletes and more about the people who are providing them with the drugs,” Olshansky said. “They can’t get those drugs without somebody with a degree giving it to them.”

Still, big names draw interest, including in Congress, where hearings are set to begin this week on a report issued last month by former Sen. George Mitchell that exposed widespread steroids abuse in professional baseball. (Source)

This shit is crazy! I guess some of them are less surprising than others (50, Timbaland) but wow! Mary?! Tyler Perry?! This same paper had a breakdown on specifics for each of the celebrities’ implied usage (see the jump).

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Yung Joc Might Be Joining T.I.

24 12 2007

 Come on dude….we can’t take LIQUIDS on the airplane. So WTF are you doing with a loaded gun in your carry-on!? COME ON.

Whichever weed carrier packed that bag was a) on that Christmas Yule Log or b) trying to set up Yung Sloth for a fall. Word to ya mother son!

Rapper Yung Joc was arrested early yesterday (Dec. 23) at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport after a loaded gun was found in his carry-on luggage.

The 24-year-old artist, whose real name is Jasiel Robinson, may face federal charges per the Air Piracy Act. As of last night, he was being held at Cuyhoga County Jail.

Yung Joc is best known for his debut hit, “It’s Goin’ Down,” which reached No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2006. His latest album, “Hustlenomic$,” was released last August and opened at No. 3 on The Billboard 200. (source)

If someone can tell me how to pronounce “Jasiel,” I will give you $20 in Monopoly money. Jazz-iel? Jay-cee-el?

You know them Alphabet Boys don’t play. This is just some follywang biznazz. Locked up, won’t even get to enjoy Christmas! I guess Diddy will have to drink all the eggnog himself along with B5 and his boo Cassie.

I tried to bring some scissors on the airplane in a sewing kit, and they almost yoked me up and shipped me off to Guantanamo.

He gonna be rhyming with Shyne by the end of next week. He better not try to pull that “it’s a prop for a movie” schtick. Snoop already used it. Get a better excuse, or T.I.’s legal team…house arrest is your friend!

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