WHINEHOUSE WATCH 2008!

8 02 2008

 

Our favorite belting, chain smoking, beehive-coiffed chanteuse Amy Winehouse is up for a bunch of Grammys on Sunday. They’d been trying to get here in, but it looks like it’s a no-go as her visa request was denied by the U.S. Embassy. Rumors are though that she’s going to be performing live via satellite and also accepting via satellite if she wins. Tina Turner & Amy Winehouse?! YES! My Tivo is gonna be on fiyah.

In other news, Amy might be writing and recording the new James Bond movie theme. I’m a huge Bond fan, and I think it would be a great idea. The catch is that she’d have to stay clean until April, which is when the joint is being recorded. *sideeye* Let’s pray she can hold out LOL. “Quantum of Solace,” the latest in the Bond franchise will be out soon. I liked the last Bond theme, written by one of my favorite Rock vocalists, Chris Cornell.

Lastly, rumors are also going around that she’s going to be moving in with Ozzy Osbourne!? I guess she feels comfortable there because she’s friends with Kelly Osbourne, who’s also dealt with drugs with her family. I mean, these people kill me. Rehab isn’t supposed to be fun and comfortable! It’s so you can get yo sh*t together!! Amazing. Kirsten Dunst is in rehab too (from the “Spider Man” movies). Eva Mendes just got OUT of rehab.

Maybe I should go to rehab to kick my extra-sweet Red Kool-Aid habit. Gotta head off these cavities at the pass!

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Amy In Rehab

25 01 2008

I hate that everyone is going for the MOST obvious joke EVAR - “Winehouse in rehab? Yes, yes, yes!” Ugh, dig a hole bury yourselves for that one.

More rehab for Amy Winehouse? Yes, yes, yes. The jazz-pop diva best known for refusing to enter drug rehab in her hit song entered a treatment facility Thursday. The announcement came just days after the 24-year-old was pictured in British tabloid The Sun inhaling fumes from a small pipe. Police are investigating.

“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors,” Universal Music Group said in a statement. The statement also indicated Winehouse still planned to attend and perform at the Grammys, to be held Feb. 10 in Los Angeles.

“She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction,” the statement said. (Source)

I pray God speed and I hope they chain that momofooka DOWN. Execution-style! I don’t want Amy to die! And how could we go on without her “Pretty Pretty Princess” Ballet slippers M.I.A. from the picture game? My life wouldn’t be complete!

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Now Raz B Has Released A Music Video!?! WTF!

29 12 2007


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“I’m Raz B” Feat. Ricky Romance & James DeBarge

What in the name of Samwell-what-what-in-the-buttedness is THIS foolishness!?

I can’t even…I don’t…I have no words….I just…ok I got a few.

1) Who is choking on their dime bag in the beginning?
2) Did Ricky Romance hold up the Ed Hardy store? Please tell me he doesn’t have “an endorsement deal.”
3) Raz B…ummm…you are NOT the 45th coming of Michael Jackson. Please stop.
4) Give your son back his Casio keyboard and quit making tracks to the “demo” song! WTH!
5) The sound effects are…like the 45% retarded Tourette’s version of Timbaland’s “baby cries” from “Are You That Somebody”
6) The video says that this song features James DeBarge. That better not be him back there dancing, or I’m calling El and Chico to come beat his TAIL.

I mean, this video is so bootleg to boot. It looks like they shot it on their Sony Cybershot that Chris Stokes gave Raz as a hush gift or something.

They are joking right? I’m being punked right? COME OUT ASHTON KUTCHER AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN!

You have put the Internets through turmoil with your allegaytions, then recanted, then had your brother calling 911 like Wyclef & Mary, and now you put out a half-a** music video shot by your friend who goes to Santa Monica College. I thought this was a public access commercial LOL. “Don’t litter in Hollywood.”

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

*passes out from the idiocy and nignantcy*

Sweet Minty Jesus be a trip to Promises! This dude needs some help. He needs to listen to Twinkie Clark’s song “That Shall He Also Reap” and/or read Galations 6:7. I wouldn’t stand next to this dude in open field, God bout to hit him with that 8000 volt! LOL.

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Oooh, I’m Calling Auntie Dionne!

30 11 2007

“And i dont need a scale for the work / I can eyeball purp, i am not you jerk” - Gorilla Zoe, “Hood Figga”

Hmm, me thinks Ms. Bobbay Kristina (pun intended) has been hitting that sticky icky. Cause kids think/thought it was cool to take a picture WITH a cigarette in their mouth; where I’m from, blowing smoke means you get “high, high, high, highhhhhhhhh.” And it ain’t off a memory, that is NOT Freda Payne!

This picture hit the net amongst much flurry and disdain. It appears the child of Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston is smoking…something…with a friend. This child is 14. They are laying on a hardwood floor.

I think we need to call Auntie Dionne Warwick and see if she SAW this coming back in the day. Or actually, Stevie Wonder saw this last week and hit me up via Braille IM. Children from dysfunctional homes…

Or, it was just peer pressure? Right.

I love me some Whit-Whit. She needs to go get me a switch so I whoop that Spirit of Bobbay outta this child! In the name of Sweet Minty Jesus!

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Lol, Britney

20 02 2007

Courtesy of Just Jared

This is the first picture of Britrainwreck in rehab, looking like a cheap Sinead O’Connor. LMFAO @ the size sticker still on the side of her pants. I guess she dipped into Ross after she left the salon? I just don’t know what to say anymore about this one.

Also, the place where Britney shaved off those stank extensions is SELLING all the crap she touched while there. LOL!

Esther’s Haircutting Studio, where Britney Spears shaved her head, set up a Web site to auction off her hair and other items for a minimum price of $1 million, J.T. Tognozzi, who owns the salon with his wife, told the AP.

“This is it, the opportunity of a lifetime,” according to BuyBritneysHair.com. The winning bidder gets Spears’ dark, knotty hair extensions, the clipper she used to cut them off, the Red Bull she drank at the salon and her cigarette lighter. (MSNBC)

“Who goes to a salon and then shaves their own head… especially in the Valley? Ew.” -Janea

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No one likes Lohan - no, seriously, NO ONE

28 01 2007
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LINDSAY LOHAN is losing friends, colleagues and her professional reputation left, right and centre at the moment according to different reports.

In addition to being uninsurable, she has reportedly been blacklisted by some top Hollywood stars because after being accused of unprofessional behaviour on set and disrupting filming schedules over the past year.

According to the Sun, a number of Hollywood old hands, including JACK NICHOLSON and MORGAN FREEMAN, have told their agents to automatically turn down any film that already has Lindsay attached to it and are hoping that if enough people join the embargo that Lindsay will shape up or ship out of the Hollywood sphere.

Next, the Mirror is reporting that Lindsay has lost a friend in SEAN LENNON after making Chapter 27 about Mark Chapman, the man who shot JOHN LENNON.

Sean believes the movie is in bad taste and is unhappy that Lindsay agreed to star in the movie which premiered at Sundance this week. Sean said recently: “It’s a tacky thing to make a film about. Lindsay was my friend.”

And she’s also reportedly annoyed fellow residents at the Wonderland rehab Center by freely coming and going from the facility. Another rehabber told TMZ, residents are annoyed that Lindsay has left the center every day this week - including visiting her apartment, lunching with friends on Wednesday and getting her Mercedes serviced yesterday - and when she is at Wonderland, she has had numerous visitors including a personal masseur and hairstylist.

However, Lindsay’s spokesperson Leslie Sloane-Zelnick insists: “Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She’s getting the same as everyone else. This isn’t the Betty Ford Clinic, it’s not a lockdown facility. There is personal time.”

Fametastic

Lmao. This story just gets more and more ridiculous. LMAO @ her getting massages and shit while the common folk tremble in the corner alone! Her spokesperson is a wreck for trying to defend this mess.

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Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan checks into Rehab

17 01 2007

TMZ has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into rehab, according to a statement issued through her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik.

“I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

Last month, Lindsay’s mom, Dina revealed that Lindsay had been attending AA meetings.

It’s been a tumultuous few weeks for the “Mean Girls” star. Just two weeks ago, Lindsay underwent an operation to remove her appendix.
TMZ

The next update will be that she has been spotted at The Ivy hooking up with Justin Timberlake and Clint Eastwood.

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