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Jennifer Lopez has been promoting her CD everywhere but refuses to go to Latin music stores to do so and in the process has pissed off the biggest Latin Music chain in the nation.

Ritmo Latino banned all J.Lo CDs from it’s 50 stores because they feel Jennifer is dissing Hispanic shops.

Ritmo President David Massry alleged that J.Lo “has refused personally to promote her new CD in any of our stores” and won’t appear at other outlets devoted only to Latin music.
“We’ve supported her from the beginning. Now we’re told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets,” Massry said.

On Wednesday, J.Lo signed hundreds of autographs at the F.Y.E. record store in her home borough for fans who bought her new disc, “Como Ama una Mujer” (”How a Woman Loves”), Lopez’s first album sung only in Spanish.

“This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product,” Massry said.

“This is not the first time this has happened. Celebrities have this notion that when they reach a certain level of crossover appeal, they forget quickly where they started,” he said. “We will no longer tolerate these situations.”

Source. Shit, before I read the article I was thinking they were going to ban her because she couldn’t sing.

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Joss Stone recently told journalist Aliya S. King that most of today’s R&B singers are “just highly paid strippers”, specifically singling out Christina Milian in her attack.

Stone launched into a “profanity-laced tired against the pop star”, who once dated her ex-boyfriend, Beau Dozier.

When King pointed to her tape recorder to remind her everything she was saying was on the record, Joss only got worse, further insulting Christina and even Christina’s mom!

“Christina has never met Joss,” says Christina’s publicist. “She can’t imagine what this is all about.” (Eurweb)

Joss Stone is on hard drugs. We all know this. But somebody needs to get her on a leash because this shit is just getting out of hand. I guess since Pink kinda fell off Joss decided to take her place as “that crazy white bitch who is always popping off”.

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March-29-07

Jennifer Hudson’s new role

Posted by Erin T. under Jennifer Hudson

Hollywood Wiretap reports that Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls) is playing fellow Oscar winner Forest Whitaker’s daughter in Winged Creatures, now shooting in Los Angeles.

Hudson joins Kate Beckinsale, Dakota Fanning, Guy Pearce, Jackie Earle Haley, Jeanne Tripplehorn and Embeth Davidtz in the film, being directed by Rowan Woods (Little Fish).

The story follows the witnesses to a brutal murder suicide in a fast food restaurant as they cope with the aftermath of the incident and how they affect the people who help them along the way.

This just SCREAMS “Crash”. They might as well put “Just give us the fucking Oscar” on the promo posters.

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Lord Jesus give me the strength. This song is just a hot ass mess. It’s bad enough Jay has Fivehead on her third album (THIRD ALBUM!!!) but the fact that he is co-signing this shit by guesting on it is just unacceptable. The lyrics of the song are dumb, but what really kills me is the way Rihanna chooses to add an extra syllable to the three-syllable word “umbrella”. Is that how they say it in “The Islands”?

I can just picture the bootsy ass “rain theme” treatment for this music video, but after seeing “Kitty Kat” nothing would surprise me.

“Umbrella” (feat. Jay-Z) Rihanna (Link updated 4/7)

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Um.

Wow.

I can’t decide which one is better. The one above or the Sims version

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The little sims girls GET IT in this video.

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Well the National Enquirer ( I know. I KNOW. They have been kind of on point about some stuff lately though. At least I didn’t say MEDIATAKEOUT ) is reporting that now a woman by the name of Kali Bowyer has come forward and claims that Chris Rock is the father of her 13-year-old son Jordan. Jordan is suffering from seizures and thinks that Chris’ medical history can help with his treatment. That’s what’s up! She wouldn’t just come out and say that she wants some money! Good excuse! I’m sure the Golddiggers in the ATL chapter are high fiving her for this one and taking notes.

She has filed papers in Georgia requesting Chris take a paternity test, pay child support, medical coverage and attorney fees.

“My son’s 13 now and he knows what’s going on. He told me the other day, ‘I don’t need him in my life, just to take the test so I can find out what’s wrong with me.’”

“I don’t want a dime for myself, but support for my son,” stated Kali. “I just think that it’s rude that Chris just won’t respond. His attorneys exact words were, ‘This is going to disrupt his life.’”

Just a few weeks ago we were hearing about him getting it on with Kerry Washington, too. I’m sure his wife is just THRILLED right now.

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March-29-07

Kanye to work with Lil Wayne

Posted by Erin T. under Uncategorized

According to SOHH Kanye West is expected to be working with Wayne on the highly anticipated The Carter 3. West will be co-managing Wayne also. This isn’t a suprise because Kanye is always talking about how much of a fan he is of Wayne’s work. We might not like Kanye’s personality that much but he is a fantastic producer so i’m interested in hearing how that is going to turn out.

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March-29-07

New Paul Wall; Brick & Lace; Daddy’s Little Girls

Posted by The IPS under Videos

Yooo this joint is kind of hot. Syndrome did a dope video for Paul, and this is MUCH better than that first single he put out…that video was kinda wack to this. This joint is kinda hot though!



Paul Wall Feat. JD - I’m Throwed

What do ya’ll think? I think the visuals are stunning, as well as the appearances of dude from Blink-182 and JD. Overall I liked this joint.

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Brick & Lace - Never Ever

Umm, I will never ever like this. Plus, Akon is apart of it. Are these two of his wives? WTF!

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Anthony Hamilton, Jaheim and Musiq - Struggle No More

This video is kind of boring, the visuals are just not impressive…I think it could have been done a lot better.

However, I am glad Anthony shaved! DERE IZ A GAWT I KNEWZ DERE WUZ!

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March-28-07

Vida Guerra disses The Game

Posted by J under Uncategorized

Vida Guerra dissing The Game in a “freestyle”, presumably because he mentioned her in his single “Wouldn’t Get Far”.

Mama, stick to modeling. It sounds like even SHE knows this is a mess as she recites it off that legal pad. I’d be surprised if she even wrote this mess. (Props to World Star Hip Hop)

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Jesus Christ. It’s like he just puts ideas on pieces of paper, put them in a brown paper bag and just PICKS one. I guess this week he decided that he wants to have a 50 foot robot that looks like him roaming the Las Vegas desert. And if you just asked yourself “Is it going to shoot laser beams?!” the answer is YES. YES IT WILL!

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004’s turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot’s designer.

Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn-up for the show and seen by the star.

“Michael’s looked at the sketches and likes them”, he told the New York Daily News.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.”

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Picture snatched from our girl Miss Chi Chi @ Platform Launch Action

Erin really didn’t want me to post this because it’s so D-list/pathetic that it might be below even OUR standards but I couldn’t help it. This shit is just so painful and hilarious at the same time.

Comedian Eddie Griffin crashed a Ferrari Enzo, the $1.5 million car, yesterday (video of the accident), damaging it beyond repair. The car, who belongs to movie producer Daniel Sadek and was planned to be used in his upcoming film Redline (starring Griffin), is one of only 400 ever made. Griffin was practicing at Irwindale race track in California for a charity event. He walked away from the accident with no injuries-except for maybe an extremely red face. (Source)

“I’m glad Eddie came out of the crash OK, but my dream car got destroyed,” Sadek said. “I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, there’s people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world.”

LMAO THIS IS JUST!! I’m mad at him just cheesing in that picture next to that wrecked million dollar car. LOL @ that dude who owned the car on the verge of tears in his trailer. Shit, I would be too. But he’s a DUMBASS for letting Undercover Brother touch the Enzo. If I had an Enzo I wouldn’t even drive it.

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I know this is the third video I’ve posted in a row but I’m so excited about this song and want it to blow up. This is such a summertime song. This video is kinda boring but the big news is that Eve actually looks feminine in this. Both she and Kelly are looking great.

“i am glad to see Kelly is bumpin and she had a fresh pack of weave in her head unlike her former band mate.” - Ira

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March-26-07

Wanna see Tony Parker rap? Yeah, me either

Posted by J under Oh Lawd
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This is San Antonio Spur Tony Parker’s newest single “Balance Toi”, performed in his native French. This video is such a mess I don’t even know where to begin. I’m really diggin’ the Disney light parade going on with these bootleg cheerleaders. I’m glad he decided not to release this in the US because we would have thrown that shit back in his face just like we did to Shaq, Kobe and AI. There’s also a cheese-tastic cameo by wifey Eva Longoria at the end. Are the froggies really buying this shit? If so, I won’t be going to any clubs when I go to Europe.

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March-26-07

New Redman video “Put It Down”

Posted by J under Videos

This video is hilarious! Redman has been making funny ass videos ever since “I’ll Be Dat”. I feel bad because I’m sure Def Jam is going to “Method Man” him since they don’t seem to care about anyone besides Rihanna these days. Sure, all his music kinda sounds the same but it’s still entertaining. He seems like a nice guy.

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March-23-07

Female rappers in the news

Posted by J under D-List, Foxy Brown

You may remember several months ago we broke the news that a new D-list female rap supergroup was in the makings, featuring Remy Ma, Jacki-O and Shawnna. Well, Shawnna may either be the smartest or the dumbest depending on how you look at it because according to All Hip Hop, she’s left the group, and is apparently headed to the studio to do a WHOLE ALBUM with Ludacris. Hmmm…

Here’s what she had to say about leaving the group: “I love Remy, I love Jacki, but I personally don’t get down with girls in a closed environment, in a structured environment. Girls need too much catering, too much pampering. So, I would rather us [not] fall out. I want us to keep the beautiful relationship that we got.” Interesting.

Also, apparently she was drunk during this interview so who knows how much of it is true. Y’all gotta watch this video of Shawnna freestyling drunk.

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This shit is hilarious! Her wig is about to slide right off. But this girl can spit! She’s wasted and just flowin’ a mile a minute. I ain’t mad! I says she’s better off without those other birds. Not much, but better off nonetheless.

In other news, Foxy Brown is at it again. Remember her brawl with ANOTHER beauty shop employee in Florida? Well, she had a court date yesterday that she just skipped and now there’s a bench warrant for her arrest. Can we just throw her in jail already? She obviously wants to be there. Maybe she’s trying to say she’s done everything Lil’ Kim has?

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