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“The Resistance”, a hick group aimed at preserving Christian values in the media, has taken issue with 50 Cent wearing a diamond cross because they think it is in stark contrast to his lifestyle, according to All Hip Hop.

“50 Cent is no Christian, and if you listen to his lyrics it becomes clear that he is more of a Satanist than anything,” said Mark Dice, the group’s leader.

“He is defaming the cross and committing blasphemy by wearing it while he raps about killing people for no reason because he’s a big bad ‘gangster.’ I think a large diamond studded platinum satanic pentagram would be a little more fitting for him.”

This isn’t the first time The Resistance has hit out at a popular entertainer. In 2005, they called Jessica Simpson a “singing stripper”.

Poor Nickel. They said he was a satanist, that’s harsh! This group seems like they are a few nuggets short of a Happy Meal for sure.

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Samuel L. Jackson and Anthony Anderson kickin’ it at the National Kidney Foundation Gala. I guess Sam’s stylist had the day off because he showed up looking like a zebra in a Kangol hat. Once you put it into this context, Anthony looks kinda like Pumbaa from Lion King. I’m just sayin’…

That being covered, if you encountered these two fine specimen in the wild, would you feed them or make like Bear Grylls and head for the hills?

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April-30-07

T-Pain gets punked by 5-0

Posted by J under 5-0, Annoying, Drama, Oh Lawd, T-Pain

Sun-In’s favorite dookie-braided customer T-Pain got into an altercation with Miami Police during Radio One’s Spring Fest Concert, All Hip Hop reports.

The singer objected to his set being cut down to a measly 30 minutes, and after he and his posse unsuccessfully tried to stay on stage longer, the heat cut him off mid-song during “Buy U A Drank”.

T-Pain then allegedly made obscene gestures at the officers and ran to a van waiting off stage, where the chaos really began.

“The police immediately ran up to the van and pulled T-Pain’s crew out of the van,” a source told All Hip Hop. “His road manager Boogie’s shirt was pulled up and around his face as the grabbed him out the van. Tay Dizm, one of T-Pain’s performers, got pulled out the van and thrown on the ground. T-Pain got pulled on too. The officers took all of their jewelry off, even J-Lyric’s who was not even in the van and didn’t get arrested.”

SMH @ him trying to get brolic and then running off stage. I guess this is right on time to match up with all that bullshit about “Hard & B”. I’m mad at those names of people in his crew. Are they trying to be the hood Carebears or something?

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R&B Singer Monica released pictures of her son Rodney Ramone to Celebrity Baby Blog and people had a lot ot say about the way he was dressed. A lot of people that commented referred to his look as “tacky” “ghetto” “thuggish” etc. Monica had a few words after all hell broke lose in the comment section:

I truly thank [my fans] for their love and support. It’s something that motivates me as a mother and as a person. Their love and support has carried me through a 13-year career, one child, and four albums.

And because of those that prefer not to hate, I’ll always make music and let them into my personal life. I was made aware of the few people that did not like his choice of attire. But who are we to judge? Truth be told: it should be respected that he’s on a major website wearing clothes that were created and made by Black men.

How do we constantly find negative when only positive exists? Is it a problem with the world or people in general? My son is being raised by strong black men, so therefore, when I dress him, I dress him as one. Not as a thug, not as a hoodlum.

How he dresses reflects nothing that I teach him. Morals and values are instilled in our home and in our lives. And for those that choose to speak negative, I simply must say take a look at self and dissect the problems within before you try to look at my life and dissect mine. My son is loved, blessed, favored by God and supported by many.

Thank you very much Sean “Puffy” Combs and the Rocafella family. We love you and will support you at all costs.

Edit: In related news, sources at Atlanta Gossip say that Monica and her fiance of four years, Rock Sr., may be broken up. Apparently only Lil’ Rock and Mo are living in the Atlanta mansion where Big Rock used to reside. Read more.

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April-29-07

What in BLUE HELL

Posted by The IPS under Huh?, Something's Off

Now this should come as no surprise, but as a Black man in America, I DON’T UNDERSTAND BJORK. But, I don’t have to. I mean, “Earth Intruders” is so excruciating to listen to. I’d rather listen to Ciara sing with no backing track…Cassie sing “The Black National Anthem” with a cold…that kind of excruciating.

But, these pictures…I had to cross my heart and pray to Baby Jesus! I felt like she was putting the hoo-doo on me with her Icelandic versions of “The Lion King” costumes and dances (WTF is that what she’s doing!? I don’t know).

Bjork @ Coachella

Bjork @ Coachella

BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.

And that hat! What is she, the Muffin Lady? No, she stole the hat from Strawberry Shortcake!

In that 2nd pic, I think she stole that dance from Beyonce…

And in honor of this post, I present one of the best icons ever…

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April-28-07

Laugh of the Day: SNL Dora the Explorer Parody

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This is old but I don’t give a shit. Barely anyone watches “SNL” anymore so I figured I’d post it.

I can’t breathe. I’m done! I literally had tears when I saw this shit. LMFAO @ them just staring at the screen!

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April-27-07

Is Busta, well, busted?

Posted by J under No Monies

Although Busta Rhymes had his first US #1 album ever with the release of The Big Bang, the income apparently isn’t enough to keep him afloat. Seems ol’ Bus overdid it on the luxury items and is now in some serious debt with creditors as well as some less savory money-loaners.

To make matters worse, he’s apparently been very rude to fans as of late, making those who bought his albums (and could pull him out of debt) less likely to do so in the future.

It’s been a rough year. Signing to Aftermath may have gotten him thinking he’s something he isn’t.

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T.I. covers Billboard’s May 5 issue, the Summer Preview. Looks like my dude gained an extra teaspoon of muscle before hittin’ the beaches this sunny season. Get it, boy!

T.I. vs. Tip hits stores July 3. If you missed it, here’s the first single, “Big Shit Poppin’”.

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April-27-07

The Cain & Abel of R&B

Posted by J under Beef, Drama, R. Kelly

R. Kelly’s brother “Killa Kell” is on the come-up as a rapper which means he is coming out swinging for his big brother. Bump the Pied Piper of R&B, this is the Cain & Abel of R&B! Killa Kell says his brother offered him a “bullshit record deal” and $50,000 to perjure himself in court during R. Kelly’s statutory rape trial.

Highlights:

“To R. Kelly’s fans, he don’t give a fuck about y’all.” Arra once called a fan who asked for an autograph a “fat bitch” and got chased out of the hood by her friends. SMH.

“He fucked my cousin when she was 12 years old and tried to fuck my niece.”

Killa Kell also says he wrote a bunch of the early songs from Robert’s career. He also maintains that he was blacklisted in the industry at R. Kelly’s behest.

Part 1
Part 2
(Props to World Star Hip Hop)

This interview is ghetto as hell. I’m falling out at “KK” with his down-low cup full of Popov-n-Kool Aid while he conducts an interview. A mess.

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April-27-07

Props earned where they are deserved

Posted by J under Get It!

Though she will always look a little Noxeema no matter how many stylists she gets, Serena Williams at least looks like she’s trying to dress to impress at the Laureus Sport for Good Foundation. There’s a spot on the side of her head which may either be a mole beauty mark or a wig glue stain, I can’t really tell, but I’m gonna let it slide.

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April-27-07

Add Vibe to her checklist

Posted by J under Beyonce, Magazine Scans

Beyoncé on the cover of Vibe. if you’ve been reading the blog for any amount of time you know what I have to say about this.

I’m surprised at Vibe, this is beyond easy and so unadventurous. They have fallen off so hard since Danyel Smith took over.

I just noticed Kelly Rowland’s name at the top of the issue. SMH.

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Things just keep getting worse for Eve.

Police told TMZ that the rapper’s blood alcohol was “twice the legal limit” when she was arrested early Thursday morning for crashing her Maserati. The rapper’s car hit the center divide on Hollywood Blvd. at approximately 2:45 am.

Eve apparently has friends in high places, though: lauded actor and oft-trouble maker Sean Penn visited her while she was in the clink.

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April-26-07

Rihanna - Umbrella Video

Posted by Erin T. under Videos

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I know this video is a few hours old but I decided to post it anyway.

I hated this song when I first heard it but it has really grown on me.

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Move over, Blu Cantrell! Amy Winehouse brings new meaning to our All-Star Edition. She’s only been up on our wall for a few days and she’s already outdone herself! This is most certainly a new record.

“She’s like ‘Help me, suh, help me.’” -Erin

I really don’t have much else to say because these pictures tell a story of their own. Fuck a thousand words, this is an anthology.

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April-26-07

Busted in Vice City

Posted by J under D-List

Ja Rule, Fat Joe’s wife Lorena and Trina looking all sorts of busted at Santo in Miami Beach. This kinda hurts to look at, doesn’t it? Jeffrey just looks so sad, and Trina looks like she’s taking fashion tips from the Tiffany Cobb School of Beauty with all that clown powder on her face. I would make them all mess of the moment but I think it’s just too mean.

I’m mad at him holding a bottle of champagne while he rocks a shirt from the Pac Sun discount rack.

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