What Is This, Negro Terminator!?

31 10 2007


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I.

QUIT.

THIS.

B!TCH.

I started making my funeral arrangements. I don’t want there to be any weeping. I want shouting and singing and someone make sure that lil’ Filipino girl sings “And I Am Telling You…” at my joint.

Whoever greenlit this needs to please proceed to the nearest firing range and step in front of a bullet. Thanks.

I KNOW this is real, because you can see it hanging up in their new video. Ay dios mio! Porque! Porque!

Arnold Schwarzenegger should sue them for copyright/trademark infringement! Mary J. comes out stuntin’, they come out with this…this…abomination.

Omarion and “the magic everlasting braids” make Bow Wow look like a cancer patient. Is he going to visit him in the hospital and sing “You Are My Sunshine”?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF BLUE MAGIC 8 BALLS IS GOING ON WITH THIS ALBUM COVER!?

*logs off*

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42 responses to “What Is This, Negro Terminator!?”

31 10 2007
Mohammed (22:16:18) :

I want shouting and singing and someone make sure that lil’ Filipino girl sings “And I Am Telling You…” at my joint. LMAO!!

1 11 2007
Boogie (00:45:05) :

Omarion and “the magic everlasting braids”

I.Am. Finished.

1 11 2007
westside (02:28:29) :

Times are hard for run-of-the-mill R&B Negroes. I truly couldn’t tell that this was two different dudes at first. I just don’t pay that much attention to the majority of the dudes out there right now to make their mark on the R&B world, and nobody else does either.

1 11 2007
karebears (03:18:11) :

What is this??? Best of Both Worlds??

1 11 2007
MsButtaflyy (04:47:21) :

I guess this is the Best of Both Worlds 2. Although I don’t consider Bow Wow a rapper. But the new single is hot! But you never know, they both be putting out some hot sh** so we’ll see.

1 11 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (05:03:12) :

Wait a minute! Wait a Fkn Minute!!! Am I the only one that notices that that is NOT Omarion on the right side. That is Bow Wow with braids!! That, or they photoshopped the hell out of his nose and mouth to fit Bow Wow’s lol. I swear, take a piece of paper and cover up Bow Wow’s face and look at Omarion. That aint him!! I call Bullshit on this cover!!!!

1 11 2007
msantina (05:58:39) :

Not that carbon copy of R.Kelly and Jay Z. I’m sorry but nothing about this album, or them in collaboration excites me. The only thing they can do to excite me is have Omarion sit in front of a mirror and cut his hair off like Kelis. And Bow Wow needs not be that arrogant. I really can’t see to many females checking for a nucca that comes to their knee. He take you out to dinner and his legs are swinging off the booth. Booster seat anyone?

1 11 2007
TINY (06:10:35) :

I understand thier trying to go for the Jay-z/R.Kelly best of both worlds feel but it ain’t sticking. Their not Heavyweights like J and kells. (SORRY) Here we go again with artist taking ideas from others and slapping their names across it.

1 11 2007
0789 (06:25:19) :

I used to like Bow Wow but now he’s just tired!!! YAHHH BITCH YAHHH!!!!!!!

1 11 2007
pooht2 (06:25:35) :

when i scolled down the page the first words out of my mouth were NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
this is horrible the funny thing is they look alike except for the green eye on the left making the picture look like that crack head around the corner that always buys one contact!!!
LMAO

1 11 2007
TINY (06:32:18) :

^^^ LMAO, YOU GOT ME CHOKING ON MY CEREAL OVER HERE.

1 11 2007
2snaps (06:57:10) :

WHY MUST I CRY ???

1 11 2007
Z'MAJI (07:29:53) :

I’m gonna take a few notes from the UNI-BOMBER and end our suffering by sending the wonderful executives at Colombia a “special” present…..by mail of course………R&B IS DEAD!!!

-Z’maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

1 11 2007
Angiea (07:30:00) :

Soooo…does Omarion’s baby hair get credited on this album or not? Lord knows those bangs work hard.

1 11 2007
ALSmith (07:32:22) :

Wait a minute! Wait a Fkn Minute!!! Am I the only one that notices that that is NOT Omarion on the right side. That is Bow Wow with braids!! That, or they photoshopped the hell out of his nose and mouth to fit Bow Wow’s lol. I swear, take a piece of paper and cover up Bow Wow’s face and look at Omarion. That aint him!! I call Bullshit on this cover!!!!

Nah, that’s BW… that eyebrow is too bushy and photoshop is a God send for situations like this.

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! Damn. Can we get original?

Let some drama go down on their tour. LET. SOME. DRAMA. GO. DOWN. ON. THEIR. TOUR! Lawd ham’ mercy.

1 11 2007
JRochelle (08:21:22) :

TINY (06:10:35) :

I understand thier trying to go for the Jay-z/R.Kelly best of both worlds feel but it ain’t sticking. Their not Heavyweights like J and kells. (SORRY) Here we go again with artist taking ideas from others and slapping their names across it.
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Exactly. It’s not like either of them are actually that successful in their own right, so them together is hardly interesting lol.

1 11 2007
divaTy (09:03:09) :

First of all, there’s no way their heads are exactly the same size, so as a graphic designer, I’m impressed.

As a woman? I’m dry as a bone.

1 11 2007
Licia (09:33:13) :

diva Ty…Look ‘tween you and IPS…Y’all need to call the First Baptist Church, cause I’m goin to join ‘Lisabeth and Fred…I’m comin up to join y’all…

1 11 2007
hdabara (09:54:36) :

I started making my funeral arrangements. I don’t want there to be any weeping. I want shouting and singing and someone make sure that lil’ Filipino girl sings “And I Am Telling You…” at my joint.

IPS, this can’t go on!!!!!!!! lmaooo. you’re so wrong for that. and do you really want all them amazed koreans at your funeral. you know when sister patterson catches the spirit and drops her walker to dance with her tambourine up the aisle, they gon’ be having heart attacks and what not!

1 11 2007
bronx_chic (10:00:08) :

*looks at cover*

*blinks*

*reads comments*

*dutty wines into grave*

seriously tho, neither of them do nothing for me; musically or sexually. imma have to steal “dry as a bone” from divaTy, lol

1 11 2007
Beyaki says.. (10:09:38) :

I won’t near buy this shit, look how off the lips are lol

1 11 2007
Anon (10:46:51) :

I guess it was supposed to be epic, but it just looks odd and kinda gay. Actually very gay.

1 11 2007
babymomma#4 (11:08:28) :

dead.

1 11 2007
lillady (11:15:08) :

1 11 2007
Lawdhavemercy (11:41:52) :

Whoever greenlit this needs to please proceed to the nearest firing range and step in front of a bullet. Thanks.

Boy stop!! LMAO You are a mess,I damn near actually went to see Sweet Jesus because I choked on my slice of pizza laughing at you.

The only thing is Imma need these two midgets to go sit down somewhere and rethink this whole lil experiment they got going.

1 11 2007
Granny_Panties (12:48:26) :

Laaaaaaaawrd, is this gonna be a “soundtrack” Jay Z-shit to Freaky Friday After Next While You Got Served Like Mike Drinking Your Juice In The Hood Now Somebody Help Me There’s Snakes On A Soul Plane movie they’re gonna promote? If so, this is gonna be LIVE! Why, look at the lightening bolt going down the face. And YOU KNOW TRINA IS GONNA COME OUT FROM THE BUSHES TO SAVE THE DAY IN THAT GHETTO LAUReshA CROFTon GET UP SHE HAD ON. OOOOOOH. Hollerrrr. I can see it now. Bow wow’s gonna throw an easy bake oven at the tv after seeing Ciara as Omarion tries to calm him down. Then, “Oh, NOOOO! My FAAAAAAACE!” Their cells spliced-a-la Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”.

And don’t they know how this can backfire? How soon can we say they’re dating now that they’re one? Bowmarion … Omaribow ..

1 11 2007
Myself (13:20:52) :

Granny_Panties WTF are you talkin bout?

1 11 2007
~MJ (13:20:53) :

This album cover made my scalp itch, for real!

1 11 2007
ALSmith (13:25:16) :

SERIOUSLY. I gotta stay off AHM during the workday. I am going to get fired behind these comments. I CANNOT BREATHE!

1 11 2007
interesting.... (14:05:34) :

All I’m gonna say is juxtaposing your face in such close proximity to another man’s face screams out “Man Law Violation!” to me…
YES homo.

1 11 2007
CinEffinRella (17:51:06) :

Was this the halloween post?

1 11 2007
thediva79 (18:43:06) :

“As a woman? I’m dry as a bone.”

“Was this the halloween post?”

*dead*

Subtitle for this cover: Two musical midgets become one…

1 11 2007
Foxxy (20:33:27) :

Okay WTF kind of John Travolta / Nicolas Cage hell is this… this is disturbing on so many levels…!!! LMAO @ them having the same nose!!!

1 11 2007
wilcutyazz (20:39:45) :

ROTFL

1 11 2007
~MJ (20:44:58) :

I seriously think that Bow Wow and Omarion are a gay couple. (No offense to gay people.) They are too close to each other all the time. Yall know that argument they had was a lover’s quarrel!!!!

1 11 2007
JazzyPoo (21:03:23) :

Was I the only sayin to myself: why does Bow Wow have a booger??

2 11 2007
grownANDsexy (01:19:49) :

SERIOUSLY… who approved of this image?

2 11 2007
meeka (06:25:38) :

they fuckin

2 11 2007
Bow Wow and Omarion: Brothas From Anotha Motha - Global Grind: Music (09:22:41) :

[…] Until seeing these two like this, we never realized how much the two young players lookalike. Read More at A Hot Mess  Published Nov 02 2007, 03:21 PM by sford Filed under: omarion, faceoff, […]

2 11 2007
Marisol (10:12:19) :

I think that Bow Wow and Omarion are both good looking, but I never thought that they looked alike until I saw this album cover on http://www.globalgrind.com. Looks like they are ripping off of Jay-Z and R. Kelly’s The Best Of Both Worlds album. I can’t wait to see what it sounds like.

4 11 2007
Aairy (10:49:40) :

@ ALSmith i said dat same shit!! that aint nothin but bow wow wit sum “the magic everlastin braids” lolz.
dis album is and will b FLOPPD! i lik omarion and i aint gonna buy this shit. mite bootleg tho! lol jk

6 11 2007
DANA (00:49:36) :

“NEGRO TERMINATOR” LOL!! they stole that shit from 3 6 mafia! when the smoke clears!

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