The First Water to Taste Like Swisher Sweets & Chicken Wangs

5 11 2007

E-40 is set to be the next rapper to release a vitamin water — “40 Water” will debut in Vegas’ Ceasars Forum on November 15.

“Rapping brought me into the entertainment game, once I got in my eyes got bigger,” E-40 explained. “As a business man I get the best of both worlds and the privileges of working and reaping the benefits at the best time in my career.”

In addition to his 40 Water line, E-40 has struck an endorsement deal with Ice Pick’s, a company that makes diamond studded toothpicks. (Source)

I ain’t tryin’ to hate on the hustle, especially on my peoples from the Bay, but E-40 releasing a “health” product? Really? This would be like Amerie releasing a how-to guide on making hits. And don’t even get me started on diamond studded toothpicks. That has got to be the most ignorant shit I’ve ever heard in my life. Some people in this country are happy to find some Oodles of Noodles for dinnertime and now we’re pimping jewelry-encrusted teeth cleaners. I’m sure Wet Naps with gold dust in them are on the way next.

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32 responses to “The First Water to Taste Like Swisher Sweets & Chicken Wangs”

5 11 2007
CUZZO (18:08:49) :

FAT PEOPLE NEED WATER TOO!!!!!!!

5 11 2007
Joan (18:36:56) :

booooo!!!! why can’t people just drink regular water?!?! if you are adding color and sugar to it, its no longer water, ITS KOOL-AID!!!!!!

5 11 2007
~MJ (19:11:41) :

I smell money being lost.

5 11 2007
Salty Beans (20:36:03) :

Days like this is when I wonder how the hell did getting a four year degree serve me when you got mofo’s making money off of ice encrusted toothpicks?

*Dead*

I’m barely scraping to buy an organic apple and E-40 looks like he eats a bowl of pig feet and how maws while sitting back and counting them
ri-dunk-kulous endorsement checks.

It makes you want to come up with some super ass ignint shit gimmick of your own and sell it to the highest bidder.

5 11 2007
Jazzy (20:37:41) :

Do you have to have numbers in your name to get a Vitamin Water flavor?

5 11 2007
Jazzy (20:38:56) :

By the way, did we have to hate on Amerie in the process? Lol dammit she means well!

5 11 2007
Chant3l (21:04:38) :

Lawd lmao everything I been reading lately always mentioned Amerie even if it had absolutely nothing to do with her! lol

5 11 2007
oh that (21:08:02) :

oh! i know what ice picks your talkin bout! chris brown had one in his Kiss Kiss video…i was wondering what that was

5 11 2007
everyonehasproblems (21:12:05) :

Why doesn’t he just skip all those unnecessary steps and sell syzzurp?

5 11 2007
CUZZO (21:29:49) :

IM REPPIN WEST COAST ALL DAY ERRY DAY AND DONT MAKE ME CALL THE 40 STANS OVER HERE!!!! CAUSE BEFORE VITAMIN WATER WE TALKED ABOUT 40 WATER IN THE 90′S!!! SO YEAH GIVE HIS FAT ASS A WATER NAMED AFTER HIM!!!! HELL- I BUY FORMULA 50- AND I BUY REVIVE AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DRANKIN WHILE LISTENING TO E-40!!!!
HE BEEN “40 WATTER” SINCE BEFORE I WAS A VIRGIN!!!!!

5 11 2007
geminigirl (21:39:06) :

Okay, I can’t get this figured out so someone please tell me - what does stan mean?

@Salty Beans. I ask myself that shit everyday. I see and hear some of the most ridiculous shit that makes millions and I know I could have done just as well or better. I guess I should take a leap on faith and do something. I’m thinking maybe I should create some kinda super duper ice tray that makes the ice look like big diamonds … yeah, that shit will sell.

5 11 2007
J (23:06:10) :

^ A Stan is a crazed/obsessive fan. Like the dude from Eminem’s song “Stan”.

5 11 2007
grownANDsexy (23:25:04) :

Well… good for him. I hope it works out. I don’t know about adding another water product to the market but people still buy it so who knows.

Personally I think it would have been better if no one knew he was involved. Just let 40 Water stand on its own as a product.

5 11 2007
The IPS (23:50:45) :

*steps up to the mic*
*cough*
“BIG TYMA, TYMA! 40 WATTA! SPRANKLE ME MAYNE, SPRANKLE ME MAYNE!”

*Suga T.*

“Here’s come the top notch oooh ooh here I be!”

ROFL! I love me some 40.

HOWEVER, Earl needs to sat down! Unless it’s diet fat free sugar free water, he looks like he is a Snickers away from “Da Shuga!”

Word

6 11 2007
DANA (00:38:38) :

DIAMOND STUDED TOOTH PICKS?? LMAO!! that has to be the most ignant shit i’ve ever heard of!!

6 11 2007
SMOOV (02:26:35) :

diamond studded toothpicks?
i ain’t even gonna comment on how stupid the idea is..

but how does that shit even work?
i don’t know a bout ya’ll but when i’m done with my toothpick i throw it the hell out!
but how you gonna throw out a $2 million toothpick. You ain’t!
so what, u re-use it?

6 11 2007
JCROWN (04:34:23) :

yo ya need 2 put up that new ursher song “painter”
its straight fire concept song checl it out at smartenupnas.com

6 11 2007
EYESOFLAURAMARS (09:07:42) :

@ THE IPS *steps up to the mic*
*cough*
“BIG TYMA, TYMA! 40 WATTA! SPRANKLE ME MAYNE, SPRANKLE ME MAYNE!”

*Suga T.*

“Here’s come the top notch oooh ooh here I be!”

ROFL! I love me some 40.

HOWEVER, Earl needs to sat down! Unless it’s diet fat free sugar free water, he looks like he is a Snickers away from “Da Shuga!”

Word

ROTFLMBAO!!!! FTFO!!!! *DEAD* (picture of casket here)

6 11 2007
Rebecca (09:15:12) :

Man, cut the bullshit. E-40, you cool but keep it real, why do you need vitamin water? To keep your energy up in between trips to Popeye’s. Ni**a you ain’t seen no parts of a gym. At least Fitty was believable . You need more people Shawty.

6 11 2007
LINN SKI SKI (09:52:18) :

When keeping it real goes wrong.

By the way 40 water is already in the stores in the yay area….

6 11 2007
mspuddin (10:39:26) :

It’s just that it’s for vitamin water. He can come up with all those lyrics, but can’t get creative on a new product wtf? I still got love for the bay…yee!

6 11 2007
mzlynbkny (11:04:46) :

I won’t be buying it………wit his fat ass!!!!!

6 11 2007
msantina (13:36:11) :

It would be more believable if he does an endorsement with Old English and get his pic on the 40 ounce beers. I’m just saying….which one does it look like he smashes? You be the judge.

6 11 2007
2snaps (13:36:15) :

40 water o…..k …. WHY MUST I CRY?

6 11 2007
carolinagirl (13:53:35) :

IPS you a damn fool. Talkin’ bout some “Word!” Can that be a throwback?

Nah, forget it. I’ll just post the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AilXCmY7rQY

6 11 2007
Ms. Niqua (15:30:36) :

Rebecca (09:15:12) :

Man, cut the bullshit. E-40, you cool but keep it real, why do you need vitamin water? To keep your energy up in between trips to Popeye’s. Ni**a you ain’t seen no parts of a gym. At least Fitty was believable . You need more people Shawty.
————————-
Sweet Lord, I just died at this post.

6 11 2007
CUZZO (17:40:45) :

BEFORE THERE WAS A 50 CENT, BEFORE LIL JOHN BEFORE VITAMIN WATER, THERE WAS 40 WATTER!!!!!
OVER HERE ON THIS “LEFT COAST”- WE’RE PROUD OF HIM!!!!
DONT MAKE ME TRAVEL TO THE BAY AND GET ME A BOTTLE!!!!! BETTER YET I GOT SOME FOLKS DOWN THATA WAY - SO MAYBE I’LL HAVE ONE MAILED TO ME!!!!! CAUSE I WANNA TASTE THE WATER MADE BY A BIG GUY!!!!!

BTW IPS- DID YOU KNOW SUGA IS SAVED NOW?????? YUP- AND SHE HAS SOME PRODUCT CALLED SUGA WATER I THINK ITS PERFUME!!!!!
WORD!

6 11 2007
carolinagirl (18:10:32) :

^^^^ ya’ll killin’ me usin’ “WORD!” ROFL!!!!! I’m just having 90’s flashbacks everytime you use it. Word to yo mutha! ROFLMAO!!!

6 11 2007
dana (20:31:48) :

^^^^ LMAO!!! @ carolina girl! i thought that was an inside joke or something!! i like it though, imma have to revive me a old ass saying!! how bout “peace and hair grease” ??? LOL!! LMAO!!

7 11 2007
Briana (13:50:59) :

GHOST RIDE THA WHIPPP!

kdone.
i love the bay.
yeeeeeeeeeee.

8 11 2007
Lawdhavemercy (06:21:20) :

HE BEEN “40 WATTER” SINCE BEFORE I WAS A VIRGIN!!!!!

ROTFLMAOO! *dead*

8 11 2007
The Writer (16:34:46) :

LOL @ “This would be like Amerie releasing a how-to guide on making hits.” LOL! Y’all leave that child alone. Lol.

But back to the topic:

What the Hell?! (I know I’m sayin that a lot. But I guess that’s gonna be my signature everytime I come to this site. Lol.) But hey, there’s a first time for everything. But Vitamin Water? Was that his idea?

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