Mess of the Moment: The Williams Sisters & Common

15 11 2007

L to R: Serena Williams, Common & Venus Williams at the launch of Venus’ EleVen line

You know what, this is bad. Like, really really bad. I can’t even think of much to snap on, that’s how bad it is. I think Serena stole that wig off a scarecrow. I mean WTF, she seriously looks like dude from Batman: The Animated Series. And don’t get me started on Venus‘ top from the discount rack at Express Men. Wow.

Common doesn’t even look that bad, but he gets thrown to the wolves for being in the midst of this messy typhoon. Oh, and he needs to put his hat back on. I could read the future on his dome.

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52 responses to “Mess of the Moment: The Williams Sisters & Common”

15 11 2007
ALSmith (12:29:32) :

From their first game when everyone was hating on them for their braids and receding hairlines, to when people started having ish to say because of the noises they made, I’ve really tried to always be supportive of the Williams sisters, but they have taken my kindness and generosity for granted for far too long.

There’s no reason to have a sister who you spend any time with and go out the house looking a mess.

You don’t see the Mowry twins looking a mess and they don’t live together.

As a celebrity of any sort, by the time you’ve been in the spotlight for a few weeks, you learn how to strike a post on the fly. COME ON. I’ve seen both of them look way better and since this was an event that was supposed to be directly involving Venus, I expect better.

*Venus, Serena, don’t make me have to have this conversation again.

15 11 2007
msantina (12:41:22) :

Wow, Serena looks like a man wearing a bedtime chemise slip. Her wig is just sticking straight out! She just said damn the flat irons or curlers. Venus needs to pull those pants down cuz the waist is almost on her breastbone. And that is clearly a Target screen tee. And I don’t even have a inkling what the hell is going on with those eyebrows. Their shaped like toothbrushes; bushy at the top, then a straight line. smh

More importantly, who in the whole wide world would even attempt to buy clothes from Venus line? That’s like going to the shop and asking them to do your hair like Murs.

15 11 2007
Nickey (12:44:20) :

J, don’t you mean the Williams brothers and Common? Do you really expect Common to look good when he has those 2 dudes giving him so much competition? Come on J!

15 11 2007
Misspetite82 (12:46:09) :

I think this is a major improvement actually but I know how this website is.

15 11 2007
J (12:49:22) :

^ Compared to WHAT? If I ever wake up one day looking as JACKED UP as they do and someone says I look better than usual, I’ll jump off a bridge.

And if you “know how this website is” and don’t like it, don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

15 11 2007
Nickey (12:55:02) :

^ LOL!!!! GET EM!!!!!! LOL!!!

15 11 2007
2snaps (13:02:38) :

is this the black version of three’s company, ok who’s chrissy,,, they have too much money to always look jacked up like this …left over wigs and dresses

15 11 2007
J (13:03:17) :

^ Common is Chrissy. Venus is Jack Tripper.

15 11 2007
Ja (13:16:03) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA&eurl=http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/

^^^This had me rolling earlier today.

15 11 2007
The IPS (13:16:52) :

Oh my dang!

I love the William’s and nem, but…

You know what, I don’t even need to say anything. Chick on the left is channeling an animal spirit and it’s about to break out on her sister’s eyebrows!

15 11 2007
~MJ (13:23:26) :

Serena smells like musk and stale Doritoes.

15 11 2007
JRochelle (13:27:51) :

Serena was just starting to look really pretty in recent photos, but that wig + that top that looks like a nightshirt? What happened?

15 11 2007
atariboy (13:32:46) :

Common has “help me” in his eyes.

15 11 2007
Beyaki says..SWEET MINTY JESUS (13:48:17) :

The IPS (13:16:52) :

Oh my dang!

I love the William’s and nem, but…

LMAO @ nem oh SWEET MINTY JESUS.I really don’t know what to say except Common marry me!!!!!!!!!Sike.

15 11 2007
Ms. Niqua (14:04:00) :

I think Venus should’ve just gone in her tennis outfit, that would’ve looked a lot better. I bet she got her PayLess shoes on too.

Common Sense is a different story, he looks FINE (even with his bald head and his ears stickin’ out…. can we get him a beanie up in this bitch?)

Serena’s cellulite is sticking out of her left breast… I wonder why Venus had’nt told her that?

15 11 2007
Angiea (14:15:04) :

Wow. Serena, this is NOT the look. Maybe she should follow Gabby Union’s lead and read some blogs…I don’t know. Ugh, what she saw in the mirror on this particular night and what we are looking at cannot be the same thing.

15 11 2007
thediva79 (15:12:13) :

Is Venus preggers?

15 11 2007
ceezay (15:14:01) :

But seriously, did Serena find Britney’s blonde wig from her MTV Awards performance in the backlot dumpster of MTV, dip it in black dye, and try to one-handedly bobby-pin that shit to her scalp while simultaneously waxing Venus’s Crest Spinbrush eyebrows AND using her knees-on-the-steering-wheel-method to drive to the event?!

But it’s ok. Photos are not ALWAYS flattering. This just happens to be one of those “DAYUM I LOOK LIKE A PREGNANT MOOSE IN A NIGHTEE!” photos - we can all relate, I’m sure. ;)

15 11 2007
Tia (15:44:13) :

^^^^ *passed out*

15 11 2007
hershay jazzy (15:54:03) :

WOW!!! COME ON YALL!! GOTS TO BE MORE CAREFUL WITH POSIN FOR THE CAMERA….THEY LOOK A HOT MESS!! SUCK IN THE TUMMY VENUS.

15 11 2007
hdabara (16:07:38) :

I just…wow…yeah.

15 11 2007
meka (16:08:57) :

lmao @ceezy!

common is so damn fine though…even in a sea of oogly he still shines. and i love his dome…*sigh*

15 11 2007
lucy van pelt (16:18:43) :

Venus doesn’t look all that bad, but Serena is AHM!!!

15 11 2007
~*MILK~THISSLE*` (16:26:56) :

WHY?????

15 11 2007
~*MILK~THISSLE*~ (16:27:24) :

I DONT UNDERSTAND

15 11 2007
geminigirl (16:47:48) :

They have always looked butch.

15 11 2007
Marvalus (16:54:52) :

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

15 11 2007
Marvalus (16:55:45) :

Get these women away from my man!

15 11 2007
Marvalus (16:56:45) :

Sorry, meant to just strike out women…you know what I mean!

15 11 2007
thediva79 (17:24:38) :

how do you strick out

15 11 2007
Elle Woods (17:34:23) :

I had no idea Venus was pregnant.

15 11 2007
lucy van pelt (17:47:31) :

in the midst of all of this “Glamour-Don’ting,” let’s not forget that sistas Venus and Serena are TENNIS personified, and that the Wimbledon platter has only been touched twice by someone else other than them in the past seven years.

I can’t crack on a sista with a 120mph serve.

15 11 2007
NO_PLAY_TOY (18:53:30) :

WHEN DID THEY START LETTING SISTER PATTERSON FROM “I LOVE NEW YORK” INTO PARTIES. OOPS SORRY!! MAD BAD SERENA.

15 11 2007
babymomma#4 (19:49:14) :

AGAIN I MUST ADVERTISE MYSELF!!!

Dear,
VENUS & SERENA
I AM a stylist You can fly me out… I can be on emergancy standby for situations like this… I can help you my sisters.
muy.bella_dh@yahoo.com

15 11 2007
kelis (20:03:50) :

“pregnant moose in a nightie”???

*dead*

I challenged myself to say something positive about the photo so here goes:

15 11 2007
Marc (20:31:52) :

What the hell is up with her eyebrows?

Omg, I just found a picture of them with Venus and Serena reversed!!

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s57/jrwndlcrz/06072007678.jpg

15 11 2007
Clemmy (20:47:56) :

I KNOW THEY KINDLY BACK THEIR SISTER, SISTER ASSES UP OFF MY MAN (whom Im sharing with Alicia at the moment *POUTS*)

15 11 2007
everyonehasproblems (22:11:45) :

lucy van pelt said (17:47:31) :

I can’t crack on a sista with a 120mph serve.

^^Well I can. As hard as Venus works out, why does she have a tummy? Maybe she is pregers. She also looks way to happy to be running around in 54 year old Aunt Jackie’s brown wig. Serena looks very “how u doin’?” This picture makes Maneka look femme. Common has a look on his face like he just felt her up and accidentally found her hidden candy.

15 11 2007
afrogenetics (22:39:27) :

I can’t hate on them because lately they have been stepping up their game and have been looking good…I am not sure what happened here but their make up looks good??? I dunno they are athletes not models and they are trying

16 11 2007
TushieTime (06:57:39) :

When are they going to Stop designing their own clothes?????

Terrible!!!!

TushieTime

16 11 2007
oiling my scalp w/crisco (06:59:22) :

Don’t you all realize that Serena is on Steroids. She did not start out that big….NOW LOOK AT HER. Dont she see herself turning into the incredible hulk

16 11 2007
Donnz (08:51:16) :

My sisters..My sisters. I dont even know what to type. !

16 11 2007
Rebecca (09:03:30) :

Common looks the most feminine of the three.

16 11 2007
Deezie (13:20:54) :

Come on guys, I feel this is a major upgrade from the last time I seen Serena
C:\Documents and Settings\dmadison\My Documents\My Pictures\funny 50.jpg

16 11 2007
16 11 2007
Marc (13:55:11) :

^
OMG; You are in trouble with Jesus for that one!LOL

16 11 2007
CUZZO (16:09:14) :

I KNOW HOW THIS WEBSITE IS TOO! BUT I DONT KNOW HOW EITHER OF THEIR EYEBROWS ARE?????? VENUS MEEDS TO GIVE HER EYEBROW LADY A PINKSLIP- CAUSE THEY ARE 2 TOTALLY DIFFERENT SHAPES! AND SERENA??????? WOW

17 11 2007
Lane (00:36:46) :

common looks might fine as usual, serena neeeds to comb her wig and venus…no comment

17 11 2007
Marie (07:31:58) :

Lol this is 222 funny and all the comments I have no words,except I don’t think there is any laugh left in me if there is,I scroll back up and start again lmao.

19 11 2007
Stardancer2001 (11:06:29) :

I love the Williams sisters! They just don’t photograph well at all. They are like that girl on ANTM a few cycles ago who was stunning in person but looked like a troll on film.

Keep your chin up, Serena! Tilting your head down make you look like you have no neck.

25 11 2007
Zino (19:16:14) :

Serena looks like 50 Cent with breasts and a wig.

30 11 2007
Tara (07:00:17) :

Thanks YALL so much….I needed a good laugh today!! I am pissy….

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