Rodney King Shot; Jesus Wept.

29 11 2007

I mean REALLY. Between this and OJ going to jail (maybe?) I feel like Johnnie Cochran is going to come around the corner singing “We shall overcome!” What is this, 1992 all over again!?:

Rodney King, whose beating by Los Angeles police in 1991 drew international headlines, has been shot, but his wounds are not life-threatening, according to media reports.

Rialto police Sergeant Don Lewis told the Riverside Press-Enterprise that King was hit in the face and arm by shotgun pellets on a San Bernardino street corner Wednesday night. He bicycled to his home in neighboring Rialto to call police and was taken to a hospital [Note: WTF!? - The IPS].

Police said when they arrived at the home, King and others there appeared drunk and few were cooperative in providing information. (source)

Like one of our readers says, “Claude hammercy!”

I won’t even talk about how he rode his bicycle home.

How old is Rodney King? 40? 35? Dude is still riding a bicycle!? I mean, I know gas is high here in Los Angeles, but I mean REALLY get a bus pass.

That is hood mentality right there. Clearly people who ain’t ever really been nowhere ride their bikes around the hood all day.

I can tell you what happened. He got gangsta on one of his girlfriends (”Do you know who I am woman!? I’m Rodney-momofoking-King!”) and she put his tail out and then called her cousin “2 Strikes” Reginald who has warrants out to get that n*gga! Then, Reginald pulled out the non-lethal joint, rolled up on that fool standing in front of Ms. Chow’s Chicken & Liquor and taught him a lesson. Then he row, row, rowed his boat all the way home LOL.

At least, that’s what happened in my mind when I read this. $2 fake internet bucks I’m not far off!

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25 responses to “Rodney King Shot; Jesus Wept.”

29 11 2007
ALSmith (13:45:31) :

I really thought long and hard about how to say this in a nicer way, but there isn’t one:

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to live.

29 11 2007
2snaps (13:59:46) :

“Then he row, row, rowed his boat all the way home LOL.” falls the fuck out at this

i bet johnny cochran is rollin in his grave cant believe wtf is going on with oj .. im not sure but did johnny represent rodney as well

29 11 2007
AaliyahsBabyDaddy (14:00:56) :

didn’t this nigga get a settlement for that ass whoopin? a couple mill, right? why the FUCK is he ridin a bike? cocaine’s a helluva drug!!!!!

29 11 2007
AaliyahsBabyDaddy (14:02:03) :

p.s……lookin like a broke ass karl malone.

29 11 2007
msantina (14:05:11) :

This mofo is the a superhero! He got the brakes beat off him by multiple officers with everything except the police car, now he just got shot multiple times. Tell fiddy to sit his fake thuggin’ tail down, Rodney the new gangsta! Soon as he recovers he needs to head right to the studio.

29 11 2007
Beyaki says (14:23:42) :

Ummmm a bike?Ummm why do folks get money and blow it up on stupid shit like drugs and crack houses?Gee have they heard of investing?But then again some blacks don’t know shit about investing like YT folks.Someone just should put him a cage.LOL @ AL, why saying that I say “Some people just shouldn’t drive” (I say that all the time lol)

29 11 2007
Ms. Niqua (14:30:07) :

I am here wondering what the hell he is STILL doing in L.A. Shit, if I was beat by the po-po, Ms. Niqua would be out of there faster than the local mexicans when INS comes.

Could’nt this man have used his settlement money to buy himself a car? Even a Kia? Worst of all, THIS NIGGA WAS DRUNK WHEN HE WAS SHOT. How can you pedal a bike drunk? There is a coverup here and Ms. Niqua is investigating..

29 11 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (14:33:08) :

This fool looks like a bootleg Tookie Williams (RIP), and I’m sure he’s twice as gangsta.

But seriously IPS, you have to add something to your scenerio, the reason the whole fight between him and his girl started fighting. There’s only ONE thing in this world that will set a gangsta clean off…She forgot to put mayonaise on his fried bologna sandwich.

29 11 2007
The IPS (14:36:00) :

^^ Rye, rye.

Or she didn’t starch his boxer drawz just right…HE’S SO CRISPY!

29 11 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (14:46:02) :

He’s probably mad that when he chirped shawty didn’t chirp back…

29 11 2007
Mika (15:17:15) :

This is just sad. A grown ass man riding a bike. Plus he looks like a retarded Karl Malone. Nice to see he’s yet another example of When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.

29 11 2007
thediva79 (15:17:39) :

*Covers new growth with sunglasses* “I’m not black I’m Puerto Rican”

Damn shame how black folks be ackin’!! (I meant to say ackin’). Poor Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, Denzel W. All those wonderful leaps we made and the poor man(monkey) in that picture snatch us back about 25 steps.
So mad right now.

29 11 2007
~MJ (15:21:40) :

So, should we actually care, because I know I don’t.

29 11 2007
babymomma#4 (15:26:56) :

*smh*
‘$2 fake internet bucks’ hehehe!!

29 11 2007
Seattle Slim (15:32:55) :

Unbelievable………
I know those cops are thinking “see we told you so!”

29 11 2007
Joan (16:02:12) :

“I can tell you what happened. He got gangsta on one of his girlfriends (”Do you know who I am woman!? I’m Rodney-momofoking-King!”) and she put his tail out and then called her cousin “2 Strikes” Reginald who has warrants out to get that n*gga! Then, Reginald pulled out the non-lethal joint, rolled up on that fool standing in front of Ms. Chow’s Chicken & Liquor and taught him a lesson. Then he row, row, rowed his boat all the way home LOL.”

*DEAD* ROFLMAO

29 11 2007
Regina (17:34:15) :

Yes, and now I do understand the title of this blog!! That row, row, rowwed his boat home is hilarious!!! and Joan’s explaination of the fight is a hoot! I almost fell off this chair!
He is so sad…

Blessings!

29 11 2007
CinEffinRella (19:28:12) :

I was about to give the 2007 cooning and shining award to R-ruh for sleeping with his publicist’s 19 year old daughter.

Then jailbirds Baby and his 18 year old bride were gonna get the C and S nod.

Oh but no. As ya’ll can see there is one everyday willing to out-coon and out-shine the one who came the day before.

Lawd.

29 11 2007
Joan (19:39:41) :

Regina sorry its not my story it came from the blog i just had to repost it cause it EXTRA funny i died laughing when i read it

29 11 2007
makingyaheadache (21:48:06) :

CLAUDE HAMMERCY INDEED!!!!!
I LIVE IN LA AND GAS IS HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE ASS OUT HERE BUT I AM NOT RIDING A BIKE ANYWHERE.

HE REALLY NEEDS TO LEAVE THAT D-BO SHIT IN THE MOVIES, HE IS TOO DAMN GROWN TO BE RIDING ON A 10 SPEED TO THE LIQA STORE

SMDH

29 11 2007
hdabara (22:29:13) :

either the po lice beat all the sense out of him back in the 90s or he never had any to start with. him and oj both get voted off the island.

29 11 2007
kelis (23:02:22) :

all i have to say is can Samwell or Tay Zonday please donate some of that poppin’ “lip chap” please..?

29 11 2007
kelis (23:03:29) :

and didn’t he get a settlement? why he still on a 10 speed?

30 11 2007
lovin the d (04:23:30) :

A crack head with millons of dollars… That money probably just about gone. I never heard of him every going to any re-hab or anything. He should of just rode his bike to the ER!!!

30 11 2007
Bref_Stank (10:47:07) :

nigga just cain’t catch a break. lol dam

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