Can You Pay My Bills?

29 11 2007


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Ya’ll remember Farrah Franklin? One-time member of Destiny’s Child?

No? Yeah, basically. Please jump up behind me and scare me, because I laughed so hard at this “trailer” that I gave myself the hiccups.

Well, I guess ole girl is starring in a new “movie” that’s sure to be a hit! a straight-to-Youtube favorite!

It’s called “Single Black Female” and well…it’s too obvious what this is maybe a rip-off from.

Tony Rock, Slim Thugg, and…some other negroes are in it. I stopped when I saw fake blood and a zombie-looking woman?

Even the NY African Bootleggers won’t be putting THIS on their blankets. ROFL.

I mean, she cute and all. You know they paid her in Food stamps, Luster’s Pink Oil, “backend royalties,” and a House of Dereon gift card for a free pair of jeans and baby tee.

Good luck, Ms. Farrah! You know what, I’m tagging this as “Video hos” because honestly, Mathew switched her in and kicked her OUT. LOL.

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34 responses to “Can You Pay My Bills?”

30 11 2007
Marc (00:03:36) :

Go into real estate indeed; this looks like a junior high film class project…and I’m mad how that gunshot and that girl screaming made me think of those rats in the cisterns in “Tomb Raider”.

30 11 2007
wtf!?! (00:42:51) :

did u catch the credits? It listed her as one of the executive producers!

30 11 2007
DJ Fusion/FuseBox Radio (01:41:34) :

Um, a movie w/ an ex-Destiny’s Child folk, Tony Rock, & Slim Thugg….
This is so bad, it won’t even be a BET Blackbuster movie (and after seeing that western mess w/ Lil Kim, Bobby Brown and Stacey Dash, the bar isn’t exactly the highest).

I’m down for indie film but SMH.

* pages Samwell for him to give folk tips on how to direct *

Check a sis out @ http://www.BlackRadioIsBack.com

30 11 2007
OHNOSHEDIDNT (03:28:15) :

WAIT!!!! ROLL TO 0:45…THATS OL’ GIRL FROM HELL DATE!!!!!!!!! (KIYA!….)

THIS LOOKS LIKE A BOOTLEG PLAYERS CLUB WITH AN AXE MURDER INSTEAD OF BERNIE MAC AS DOLLA BILL!….

THIS IS GON PLAY OUT JUST LIKE “SOMEBODY HELP ME”…ITS GON PLAY AS A BET BLACKBUSTER AND TTTHHHHHEEEENNNN SHE GON BE ON 106 & PARK PROMOTING IT DIRECT TO VIDEO….EXCLUSIVELY AT WAL-MART IN THE $6.96 BIN

30 11 2007
OHNOSHEDIDNT (03:31:53) :

GTFOOH AT THEM TRYNA PLAY SOME SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC…AND FLASHING THE POWERPOINT CREDITS

SERIOUSLY…IVE SEEN BETTER PRODUCTION AND SPECIAL EFFECTS IN PORNOS…SAD! SAD! SAD!

30 11 2007
lovin the d (04:13:21) :

That looked like some terrible acting, and why are they using ketchup for blood.

30 11 2007
~MJ (04:32:58) :

I’m statrting to think that Trina and Farrah are sisters. They have many similarities: no job, no records, and both think they can act, and no one really gives a flying f*ck about them. Yep, they are related.

30 11 2007
Bonnie (04:50:17) :

The addition of the scary sounding music gives it a nice touch but it is still GARBAGE!

30 11 2007
Rebecca (05:36:52) :

Black people always give an interesting spin on horror movies. In horror movies with white casts the killer will stab, decapitate, slash etc. I love how in this movie the killer just busts a cap on ni**as. The highlight of this movie will be seeing Slim Thug. I don’t know why but I think he’s a sexy bitch. Farrah is trying to make a transition. She’s probably using the fee from this movie as seed money to start a business or something. I hope that’s what she is doing.

30 11 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (05:51:09) :

I saw this movie already. The killer ends up being Letoya Luckett, Real Talk.

30 11 2007
Beyaki says.. (06:36:07) :

We gots to do better..

30 11 2007
TINY (06:36:16) :

Now I see why it’s going straight to DVD. I guess she figured after being Lil’ Wayne’s jumpoff it’s time to attempt to have a career in something other than music.The sequel will be staring Kelly and Michelle.

30 11 2007
Beyaki says.. (06:52:00) :

Beowulf is going to have a day with this too…

30 11 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (07:08:01) :

I can see Beyowulf swagger jacking this whole concept for her next video

30 11 2007
Madame Zenobia (07:52:39) :

Ha ha :lol: @ Beowulf comment. At least she’s out working doing something HERSELF unlike Ms. Kelly who has to ask permission to venture outwards. I won’t be watching this film, but there is something to say about doing your own damn thing or at least ‘trying’ to. Good luck to her.

30 11 2007
Angiea (09:20:03) :

Damn, Slim Thugg is fine. Why was it funny when that man was shot off the bed? Poor Farrah, must hurt that to know that if she hadn’t questioned Solange’s place in the group, she’d still be brushing out Bey’s wigs with Michelle and Kelly.

30 11 2007
yamammy (09:27:30) :

The hot mess is this blog it must suck to know Farrah is making money, but you are not because you don’t get enough hits to make money off of ads. so what the point of having it? Get a job hoe

30 11 2007
~MJ (10:01:39) :

^ Farrah, is that you?! You ain’t finished sucking Mathew’s dick yet? He gonna be mad!

30 11 2007
fo real? (10:01:47) :

^^^^^^^^Laugh my whole a$$ off at Farah’s mama coming up in here and getting buck!!!!

30 11 2007
The IPS (10:06:52) :

LOL @ yamammy, we don’t have any ads. We aren’t making any money. We just do this for fun.

I’ll be here all day LOL.

30 11 2007
wilcutyazz (12:10:03) :

lawd…why they cant be original..i mean i can see the similarities of single white female and players club immediately…i bet the best part of the whole damn movie is when somebody murked her ass…lawdy! when they unmask the killer its gonna be………………………………….OJ! LOLOL naw its Matt Knowles cuz he done already killed her career! LOL

30 11 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (12:26:09) :

LMFAO!!! Even Farrah muhfookin Franklin has stans!!! I give her credit, she’s graduated past Hoopz (Flavor Of Love) status…

30 11 2007
Mo'Ree (12:28:02) :

WHat in the “highschool video production class” hell is this?

30 11 2007
The IPS (13:14:09) :

^^ WHat in the “highschool video production class” hell is this?

ROFL! OK! I went to a performing arts high school. Negro did something more quality than this when I was in 9th grade. *smh*

30 11 2007
Kia (14:08:27) :

Is that Ray from The secret Life of Alex Mack I spotted???? What y’all know about some Alex Mack?

30 11 2007
mimi (15:13:30) :

even latavia is laughing at this madness.

30 11 2007
79aries (15:40:26) :

Put a fork in me; I’m done! *dead*

30 11 2007
Tayo (15:47:16) :

Kia,

yes! That was the best half second of the entire trailer… I was just waiting for another appearance…

Oh, and boo to the rest of it…

30 11 2007
Ta-ni-ni (18:12:04) :

Kia, I was just thinking that! I was like “ain’t that the black dude from Alex Mack?” lol

30 11 2007
The IPS (18:47:10) :

^^ That ain’t him REALLY is it!? He was in someone else’s video awhile back too.

30 11 2007
~MJ (18:59:55) :

Ray from “The Secret World from Alex Mack”?? Lord, send me on a fantastic voyage to my childhood!

30 11 2007
Ghost (21:06:56) :

Poor Ray from ALex Mack. All he does is gang, drug dealer, crack head or left out black kid role. He was in Bones Thugs & Harmony’s movie I Tried.

Maybe he should have tried out for All That, Allen Strange or Cousin Skeeter after Alex Mack ended. at least those guys get decent jobs that are nowhere near thugish. Or any Disney sitcom.
And for the record:
All That gave us Nick Cannon and Just Jordan
Allen Strange was Arjay Smith, who looks like Courtney Vance’s son. He was the nerdy black kid in Day After Tommorrow. He’ll be in Ice Cube’s next movie.
Cousin Skeeter gave us Arnaz himself-Robert Richard.

30 11 2007
Ms. Niqua (23:01:14) :

~MJ (04:32:58) :

I’m statrting to think that Trina and Farrah are sisters. They have many similarities: no job, no records, and both think they can act, and no one really gives a flying f*ck about them. Yep, they are related.

—————-

Why you gotta throw Trina into the mix? Ms. Trina has records and is a classy Bitch. She’s a hood chick with suburbian cash.

Please substitute Trina for Diamond & Princess of “Crime Mob”. Thank You

1 12 2007
afro jamaicano (22:32:57) :

what the taco bell hell was that!? it looked ALMOST as bad as that lame azz mike jones “american dreams” movie on bet

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