AHM! Picture Post: Omarion & Bow Wow Release Party

13 12 2007

Does Grimace have to pee? What’s going on in this pic?! Did ya’ll know his real name is Tevion LaCorey Mathis? Yeah, WireImage busted him out ROFL.

LOL, I am a couple of days late on this one (Dec. 11th). Picture posts take SO much time to make. But when I saw these pictures, I couldn’t resist. These two…the zestiness never ends. I mean, you know, we will never really know unless they bust the door of the closet down R. Kelly “Trapped in the Closet” style (Rufus!), but CLAUDE HAMMUSSY they aren’t making it any easier on us black bloggers. I got jokes for days from these pictures. Enjoy.

Pics after the jump! Click any pic for larger version. No hot-linking!

*SEOD!!!* What kind of “what what in the butt-edness” is going on right here? I just noticed Bow had really bad skin…you’d never be able to tell with all the airbrushing! Dag!

Is he biting his lip? Are they dancing together?!? I know I bite my lip trying to be sexy sometimes when I be in the club dancing with a “bawk! bawk!” head female. Omarion look like he looking around, trying to see if anyone is seeing them dance together LOL, don’t he!?

A) Dude’s side-eye in the background is FIERCE! He looks like he thinking “these dudes are too zesty to look at.” Don’t ask, don’t tell. I bet you that bodyguard got STORIES. I’d like to pay him for a tell-all book.
B) Where is Bow Wow’s hand? Just asking.

No really, Bow Wow’s skin! Wow. He needs to call up Diddy to preserve his sexy (hahaha!! PUN INTENDED). One of my female friends told me that “the kids” keep her skin clear. Hmmm, so Omarion, you got some ’splaining to do!

And Omarion looks like he just got done having a toss in the sack. Or VIP bathroom area. Or kitchen. You get the point. Cause to me, Bow Wow looks like he just got caught doing something he shouldn’t have been doing LOL.

I end this post with this quote: “I speak two languages, Body and English.” - Mae West, actress.

Yeah, it’s all about the body language. And we just saw a video where Omarion admitted that “there was a point in their relationship where they weren’t speaking.” When I say I’m not talking to one of my friends, I say friendship. LOL. Maybe that’s just me?

Of course, this is just MY OPINION. Like I said, I don’t know what’s good! LOL. You decide.

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52 responses to “AHM! Picture Post: Omarion & Bow Wow Release Party”

13 12 2007
The IPS (22:55:38) :

And I think I see someone needs some lip chap in that last pic, though to his credit, he probably had been partying and kissing Omarion all night long. LOL.

13 12 2007
Marc (23:14:27) :

“…I just noticed Bow had really bad skin…”

You’d think with all of those shots of protein to the face he wouldn’t have that problem.

…and who let Macy Gray’s 10.26% retarded twin brother out by himself. All wrapped up in his own velvet rope. Call the ambulance. And the gloves?! GDFOH!!!

13 12 2007
charli skipper (23:22:50) :

lol @ omarion and bow wow looking like somebody beat the f*ck outta a young rudy huxtable and buud. lol again.

and, no really, why are they dancin together?

13 12 2007
t-h (23:34:00) :

lmao @ marc “and who let Macy Gray’s 10.26% retarded twin brother out by himself”

anyone notice bow wow got a little john waters goin on…

wow i just looking forward to reading the rest of the comments…

13 12 2007
vocallyinclined2002 (23:48:44) :

like i said previously…sex tape in da near future..if it happens..I CALLED IT!

14 12 2007
CUZZO (00:17:16) :

IM JUST SPEECHLESS! I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TAKE UP FOR THE LITTLE STINKERS- BUT DAMN……THE DEFENSE HAS NOTHING ELSE YOUR HONOR! WE REST OUR CASE!

14 12 2007
bronx_chic (00:52:58) :

seriously, who is that dude in the 1st pic?? lmao, is it really that cold outside? i really wanna see what he has on under the jacket.

as for omaribow…i really have no words. 2nd pic-um, the club was prolly packed, and uh, they had to stand that close to hear each other, that’s it! 3rd pic-um…well, see what had happened was…..i got nothing.

all jokes aside, i think they’re just really good friends…with benefits. lmao @ the tag “concert sex” :)

14 12 2007
Bologna Sandwich (01:24:24) :

Oh isn’t that sweet..
Omarion whispering sweet nothings it “Lil Bow Wow’s” ear…
And is that homeboy from Pretty Ricky at the top???
How gay.

14 12 2007
LA (02:26:31) :

Omarion looks a H.A.M ….and his edges…i believe the gay rumors,i can’t wait til’ it hits the fan

14 12 2007
Mika (02:33:26) :

Lil Roof Roof and Ofoolian have brought more chuckles with their metrosexual downlowness lately than they have hits. I’m going to need Ofoolian to stop swaggerjacking Lloyd with that lion mane.

14 12 2007
forreal (02:36:01) :

See, I didn’t want to buy into all the stuff going around about these two (’cause I wouldn’t have minded snatching Omarion’s little Lollipop-Guild ass into a dark corner) but that’s just too many “iffy” moments happening in one night!

*channeling my great-grandmama*
Baby, why come they nails got to be so nasty?! Bof’um be standin’ just a bit too close to not have no sugar in they tank. And they nails look nasty, too? Honnnnnnnnney, don’t let ‘em touch you, li’l nasty thangs!

14 12 2007
Boogie (03:22:22) :

They look like they shower together and share after shave.

14 12 2007
Miss D (04:23:56) :

on bow- wow aka papa smurf really!?!?!? ok yuck .. his skin is all breakin out in boils and volcanoes and shit and when did his head turn all robo-cop look alike

on omarion - no matter how hard i try i cant hate on him .. though hairysmurf has some height issues..

anyways ..

14 12 2007
Mz.Jenn (05:18:37) :

Im gonna need Omarion to get rid of that Taliban-ish scarf…like its some kind a protein/kid catcher

14 12 2007
Licia (05:45:35) :

WTF! I can’t stop SMH long enough to find something more than WTF!!!!

14 12 2007
GBL (05:55:31) :

They look hideous & stupid. How do they have all this money and can’t get with some ProActive and a hairstylist before going out in public? The dancing and whispering make them look suspect as hell! The next pic we’ll see they will be holding hands doing love a ballad.

14 12 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (05:57:37) :

Why is Bow Wow staring at Omarion’s penis as they dance together. I thought only I did that. These fools need a new tag under their posts..NSFMK (Not Suitable For Man Kind)

14 12 2007
geminigirl (06:39:41) :

They are making this too easy for all the people who already think they got a relationship going on.

@GBL … I’m with you on that PrActiv thing … maybe that is why lil Bow had all that money in that picture …

14 12 2007
mike (06:58:45) :

the pretty ricky guy at the top looks like a vampire LOL!!!!!!!!!

14 12 2007
epiphanyblog (07:01:39) :

How about I looked at that pictire and I thought it was Roof Roof dancing with some teenage girl with a stingy ponytail! Go back and look at that pic again. It looks like a chunky 13 year old girl in a training bra who needs a press and curl badly!!!!!! After I read the comments I went back and looked again and saw the Taliban scarf (Mz. Jenn you killed me with that one) and realized those fools were slow dragging! I don’t know….definitely deserves the Side Eye of Death.

14 12 2007
2snaps (07:03:14) :

I bet they put together each others outfit …….. something aint right

14 12 2007
Dee (07:12:06) :

Um….so like….I know there had to be a ton of females at the party…and… there hasn’t been a pic of O or Bow with a female in a hott ass minute…they’re always “together”….you know…imma hold my piece cause this don’t make no dang sense….rubbing all on each other at tha club….I know both they mammas having a fit…..

14 12 2007
Mena (07:28:08) :

I guess Omarion was trying to put Bow Wow to bed… to bed… to bed. Really odd.

14 12 2007
Miss Alesha (08:50:06) :

I’m shocked that they even had a release party. That cd is going to hold up the broken end table. To think I used to crush on both of them back in the day.

14 12 2007
j (09:02:57) :

A bunch of fat ugly folk talkin sh*t… sounds like the comments secction of a black blog to me.

14 12 2007
MissOMyGoodnezz (09:14:52) :

^^ Bow Wow is that you? Please dont kick me in the kneecaps, I’m sorry I was talking about your man. I dont really think he stole Chris Brown’s move. I just think he was “inspired” by his birdlike anatomy.

14 12 2007
MAKINGYAHEADACHE (09:16:30) :

WHAT IN THE FOOL HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM? I BLAME CHRIS STOKES HE IS TURNING THESE BABIES OUT LEFT AND RIGHT. THERE IS A LOT OF “WHAT WHAT IN THE BUT-DNESS” GOING ON IN ALL OF THESE PHOTOS. THEY NEEDED SAMWELL AND GAYMON THERE TO SET THE PARTY OFF RIGHT!!!!!!

AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW THEY CAN HAVE A SHOW ON BET CALLED THE ROAD TO PLATINUM???? JUST A THOUGHT…… BUT SHOULD’NT YOU MAKE THAT AFTER YOU GO PLATINUM? SEOD 2X’S FOR THAT BULLSH@T

I WANT KEYLOLO COLE’S MAMA AND SISTER TO COME WHOOP THEY ASSES OAKLAND STYLE!!!!!

14 12 2007
MAKINGYAHEADACHE (09:19:26) :

<<<<WONDERS WHY PEOPLE LIKE J COME TO A SITE WITH A NAME LIKE AHM AND GET MAD WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE BUTT PIRATE. IF YOU DON’T LIKE BLACK BLOGS THERE IS A PRETTY LITTLE X IN THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN, FEEL FREE TO USE IT AT ANYTIME.

14 12 2007
Bref_Stank (09:27:28) :

niggas gay

14 12 2007
Stu (09:31:45) :

Two wach rappers promoting something, I really hope fails.

14 12 2007
Beyaki says....Stay Zestfully clean in 08 (09:54:44) :

ZEST!ZESTAnd more Zesty!How sexy

14 12 2007
Karas (10:43:44) :

That picture of those two dancin’ together, I can just hear the convo:

Bow Wow: I got moves right *bites lips*
Omarion: Yeah, why don’t you try some of those out later on *side eye of death*
Bow Wow: *whispers* Pookie, not here! I have to tone down the dancing now because you didn’t wait enough last time!
Omarion: Aw, boo, you know I can’t wait-

I’m sorry, I have to stop now or I’m going to have a mental break down.

14 12 2007
kelis (12:36:29) :

..what what in the butt-edness indeed… Samwell would be proud…

Omarion,
As a dedicated non-fan of yours, I must insist that you and Sir Arf Arf tone it down. I understand the *flaming* fire and desire that you gals have for each other, but please, aren’t the rest of us entitled to at least one day without your zest-inspired shenanigans? While you were whispering sweet nothings in his ear about the “afterparty”, you should have been concentrating on how to resurrect you and your boo’s careers, because they are expiring as we speak.

14 12 2007
Junior (13:05:49) :

*dead*

14 12 2007
Ms. Niqua...Omari needs to drop that hair behind Janet's Velvet Rope where he found it. (13:16:35) :

Why did they pick up a homeless man? Did they think it was Community service?

That 2nd pic screams “let’s go to the back….”

In The 3rd, Omari was doing Karaoke. I bet he sang ” I Will Always Love You” (My Current “Whitney” Throwback) from “The Bodyguard”.

That last one. I am not even going to comment on that hair. He looks like Jasper Beardly from “The Simpsons”

14 12 2007
Breezy; (13:26:04) :

TERRY MCMILLAN SIDE EYE OF DEATH!
*dead*

MissOMyGoodnezz (09:14:52) :

^^ Bow Wow is that you? Please dont kick me in the kneecaps, I’m sorry I was talking about your man. I dont really think he stole Chris Brown’s move. I just think he was “inspired” by his birdlike anatomy.

*double dead*

14 12 2007
Tierra Marie (15:17:43) :

i hope homosexuality isnt at play here because its good to see brothers in the industry supporting each other and showing love (a lot of it?) instead beefing and hating all the time. But 9 time out of 10…….it is.

14 12 2007
I.ALWAYS.KNEW (15:25:20) :

Omaria is a bottom. She likes them fake thugs! And bow-wow is the fakest as it comes. OMG! I can’t believe these two are trying to pass this off as two “hetero” black males. Im sorry but I ain’t neva seen two men stand that close to each other without there being a woman inbetween them. I just hope they are happy together.

Jimmy Jellybeans!

Wasn’t Pow Pow with that Rev. Runs daughter?

OHHH…I get it! She was in on it too. She was like the girl the gay guy takes to the prom but drops her off at the end of the night. He wanted to take Omaria to the prom.

14 12 2007
I.ALWAYS.KNEW (15:29:06) :

Watch Out Beyonce and Jay!

Move over J.lo and Marc!

Sit Back Janet and Jermaine!

Omaria and Pow-Pow are the new power couple! They gon run 2008!
Okay i can’t even type that without laughing! LMAO!1

14 12 2007
Like.A.Drug (15:35:13) :

Im so jealous!!!

14 12 2007
Ghost (15:55:21) :

Some of yall need to stop! I can’t go through this thread without laughing.

Why do I see a black version of three’s company with these two and Run’s Daughter?

14 12 2007
msantina (16:07:27) :

You would think Lil Mutt Mutt skin would be clear with all the ass he’s getting from Omariwrong. And all that money he has and this Mutt has on a dickies shirt! *dies*

Maybe ol’ dude from Ugly Retarded, uh I mean Pretty Rickey, looks like he was the homeless man entertaining all the 10-14 year olds waiting in line to get into the party.

14 12 2007
Lane (16:48:23) :

msantina and I Always Knew…y’all have me dying!! Lil Mutt Mutt? Pow Pow? That’s it! *dead*

14 12 2007
carolinagirl....... is thinking about changing her name (16:54:59) :

Damn, these pics are bunk as hell. Especially the first one. Dude from Pretty Ricky look pretty homeless.

It’s sad to see that Lil’ Puppy Dog and Simba are really showing their asses. I mean, do they know how gay they look?????? WTF?!!

Okay, now ~MJ I need you to get started on a new soap opera starring these two. I don’t have anything else entertaining since the funky writers strike and since there hasn’t been a Kanye and 50 Cent post, you left us (well more like me) hanging. M’kay thanx.

14 12 2007
t-h (19:08:49) :

just got home from work
had to check out these comments
i knew they were gonna be funny

where do yall come up with all
these nicknames…

14 12 2007
Brittany (19:12:19) :

These pictures remind me of the Kanye/50 shots you all did back when their albums came out. All types of tangy, zesty, hot and spicy mess lol!!

14 12 2007
bronx_chic (23:14:23) :

“Im gonna need Omarion to get rid of that Taliban-ish scarf…like its some kind a protein/kid catcher”

“Why do I see a black version of three’s company with these two and Run’s Daughter?”

^^^*dead & buried*

I really have nothing to add except omari’s gonna break yip-yip in two if he doesn’t start eating again/lay off the yay. he should also use some of O’s skincare products, couldn’t hurt.

15 12 2007
D (10:05:06) :

yall just jelous cuz “omari-Cool Guy” and “Lil Bow-WOW-he-so-sexy” are RICHER and HOTTER than YALL LOWLIVES!!

15 12 2007
Aairy (19:35:28) :

….well aint much to say cuz yall ALL summed it up very well! lol

in the words of my nigga riley from the boondocks..
“yall niggas is GAY!”

26 12 2007
c-lo (18:34:08) :

ummmmm;
the pics did look hella suspect…and mutt mutt…and simba/are very close
i htink its some bi
butt packing ish going on…
i mean just a thought!
~~~~and da body gaurd knows the deal

17 04 2008
corrine crowe (17:21:27) :

lol nice sexy hot pls computer bebo corrinecrow nice good like real dream nice new corrine sexy new clothes
corrine sing nice like bow wow face off nice good muics

17 04 2008
corrine crowe (17:22:03) :

lol sexy sexy nice picture bebo corrine 18 years old now winnipeg

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